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Onuki

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« on: 01-18-2013 05:40 »

Futurama is lying to all of the fans & the staff doesn't care. I asked my sister to use fortune-telling to find out if it's OK for me to love Fry. she said Fry loves me! (there's clues in Futurama about Fry's true sexuality, too)

I'm Fry's soul-mate. Fry's my soul-mate. everything Fry does with girls is a lie! I told the Futurama staff I know Fry loves me but they don't trust me. it's unfair! it's injustice! it's a crime! the non-believer staff is paying the price for hurting me. the devil will drag them down to hell. their souls will be fried.

from their refusal, I learned the reality. the Futurama staff doesn't care about the fans!

I'm sticking to my faith. love needs faith.

why do some people not trust me? why do some people not care about the fact the show has pretenses? does Futurama want me to cry? is Futurama going to leave me alone like this? I flew far away from Futurama & the support they get from me will only be 'cause I love Fry. is it OK to them? do they like it?

the staff didn't have to change Futurama. all they needed to do was say the characters are acting & maybe make art for me as a reward for telling them the truth but they can't even do that. they're so stubborn!

PLEASE DON'T GLAMORIZE FUTURAMA!

please help me! I beg you
I can't stand it anymore

if the show gets renewed, it's only good cos I'll get to see more of Fry. if it doesn't get renewed, it's good cos I want the lies to stop!
Jezzem

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« Reply #1 on: 01-18-2013 05:43 »

Technically, anything Fry or any other character does is a lie, since it's a cartoon and the characters don't actually exist.
Onuki

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« Reply #2 on: 01-18-2013 05:45 »

even though the characters aren't real, that doesn't mean they don't have souls
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #3 on: 01-18-2013 05:46 »

Well, at least this isn't taking over the Shipping Thread anymore.

I wish you good luck with your relationship with Philip J. Fry. smile
Googzeez

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« Reply #4 on: 01-18-2013 05:52 »

Fry loves Leela who is in an affair with me.


Last post I swear.
Jezzem

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« Reply #5 on: 01-18-2013 05:53 »

even though the characters aren't real, that doesn't mean they don't have souls

Just because I'm not standing on the moon, that doesn't mean I'm not standing on the moon.
Onuki

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« Reply #6 on: 01-18-2013 06:03 »

^ yep ...

Well, at least this isn't taking over the Shipping Thread anymore.

I wish you good luck with your relationship with Philip J. Fry. smile

thank you! I appreciate it.

@ Googzeez: you were nicer earlier. what happened? lol

the fact is, Fry loves me & I love Fry. I'm walking on sunshine, woa!
Just Fan
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« Reply #7 on: 01-18-2013 06:11 »

Now we've finally got Unmentionable isolated in his own mental realm thread. Good luck talking to yourself, Unmentionable.
Onuki

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« Reply #8 on: 01-18-2013 06:18 »

hit the books. get some learning. back to school for you, kid. don't you know it? your mother didn't teach you nothing
Just Fan
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« Reply #9 on: 01-18-2013 06:20 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 06:23 »

Don't mirror your own autobiography on me, pal. Also consult a professional doctor. You won't regret it.
Onuki

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« Reply #10 on: 01-18-2013 06:29 »

with me it's all or nothing. I can't stand the way you act. you're a waste of time
Googzeez

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« Reply #11 on: 01-18-2013 06:30 »

I'm always trollin' when I can get the chance.  cool
Onuki

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« Reply #12 on: 01-18-2013 06:33 »

there's nothing you could say that would hurt me
Googzeez

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« Reply #13 on: 01-18-2013 06:35 »

Fry dosen't want the D.


Fry clearly wants the V.
Onuki

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« Reply #14 on: 01-18-2013 06:40 »

on Futurama, he pretends to be straight. in real life, he's gay

i don't think that you can handle it
Jezzem

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« Reply #15 on: 01-18-2013 06:41 »

In real life, he's a fictional character who doesn't exist.
Onuki

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« Reply #16 on: 01-18-2013 06:45 »

i'm not planning on giving up on my faith & dreams
Googzeez

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« Reply #17 on: 01-18-2013 06:46 »

Then don't give up, and come up with some proof that Fry actually loves you.
Onuki

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« Reply #18 on: 01-18-2013 07:05 »

besides the card reading, there's the quote from "Parasites Lost"

Quote
Hermes-Droid: We gotta get someplace where he won't stick his finger!
Bender-Droid: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

the quote from "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"

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Salesman: I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.
Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!

& Futurama comics #19, page 3. i think the robot is supposed to be Watson
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #19 on: 01-18-2013 07:21 »

If animated characters, or, any fictional character for that matter, possess a "soul", then corporations are people, too! Oh, wait...

I've questioned Fry's sexuality before. Most notably, the major instance that comes to mind is in "A Clockwork Origin" when the young(er) members of the Planet Express crew take Amy out to the Hip Joint for a "teensie drink to help Amy relax" before her doctorate presentation. After the crew (sans Leela and Nibbler) get hammered, we see Fry getting his groove on with Bender. To me, it seemed rather gay. In American culture, two guys (and often two girls, but the overall consensus is more liberal towards females) dancing with each other is understood to be sexually charged. They were drunk, but that doesn't really change the circumstances.

Fry may not be the most manliest man, but he's definitely more attracted to females than Zapp Brannigan, a man among men. Claiming Fry is bisexual may be a bit too far of a stretch, but I would be willing to say, not aloud, that everybody may have their private, minor, sexually-ambiguous moments. But to say that Fry is homosexual is abhorrent to practically every episode in the entire series.
Onuki

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« Reply #20 on: 01-18-2013 07:29 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 10:03 »

you didn't read these quotes, did you?

the co-creator of "Home Movies" said in a commentary all of the characters are gay but some of them kiss & look like they love the opposite sex

I don't know about all cartoon characters. I know all of the characters on "Home Movies" are gay or lesbian. I know Fry is gay 'cause he loves me. smile
Just Fan
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« Reply #21 on: 01-18-2013 07:36 »

Frida just gave you some sort of hope. You didn't understand that, did you?
Freako

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« Reply #22 on: 01-18-2013 07:37 »

Fry is such a flaming homosexual.
Googzeez

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« Reply #23 on: 01-18-2013 07:40 »

Well, Unmentionable is going to have to come up with definitive evidence that him and Fry are having relations. Pictures, videos, anything that will prove your case other then heresay?
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #24 on: 01-18-2013 07:42 »

Fry is such a flaming homosexual.

Just look at his hair! Only men who want men would have such a fiery, flashy color! And, by that reasoning, Fry must also be a commie.

Oh, I love you so much, Freako.

... You're a dude, right?
Googzeez

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« Reply #25 on: 01-18-2013 07:45 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 07:47 »

Oh, I love you so much, Freako.

... You're a dude, right?

I could be wrong but I think he questions that himself. But, he wears a read hoodie so by that logic Freako would be a flaming homosexual and a commie.

I love you regardless so. Group hug.
Onuki

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« Reply #26 on: 01-18-2013 07:49 »

Well, Unmentionable is going to have to come up with definitive evidence that him and Fry are having relations. Pictures, videos, anything that will prove your case other then heresay?

i don't think i can make it any more obvious

Most people
They just don't dig deep enough
Noooo
They only see what they wanna see
Not the real stuff

Frida just gave you some sort of hope. You didn't understand that, did you?

i did but the last line confused me so i just wanted to make myself clear. my dizziness right now isn't helping either

Just look at his hair! Only men who want men would have such a fiery, flashy color!

i have the same hair color smile
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #27 on: 01-18-2013 07:51 »

I barely know you, Googzeez. But I love you.

Love for all! Love all around! I'm a freaking flower child!
Googzeez

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« Reply #28 on: 01-18-2013 07:53 »

Unmentionable, You haven't given any real hard factual evidence besides heresay.

Businessman they drink my wine,
Plowman dig my earth
None will level on the line, nobody offered his word, hey

I'm not a flower child! I'm borderline Gen Y! I was young enough to have a SNES, though.

But I'll accept the hug. Now pass the hug along to the next person you see that needs one. We're giving love you Oprah style! Love for you! Love for you! Love for everyone!
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #29 on: 01-18-2013 07:58 »



I've decided to throw a brassiere up on this thread for good measure. It was getting a little too gay for me, y'know?
Googzeez

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« Reply #30 on: 01-18-2013 08:03 »

Yeah, I can help with that.

Lucky for you and unlucky for me it's a total sausage fest up in this thread. They post little risk to you, but major risk to me.
Onuki

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« Reply #31 on: 01-18-2013 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 08:08 »



I've decided to throw a brassiere up on this thread for good measure. It was getting a little too gay for me, y'know?

whatever lol

Unmentionable, You haven't given any real hard factual evidence besides heresay.

it's kinda difficult to prove something that goes beyond reality. even if i could get any more proof, you still might refuse to trust me anyway. like i said, love needs faith & i'm sticking to my faith. i'm not gonna waste my time trying to get through to stubborn people 'cause either way, you're going to think what you believe. also, since you said you're a troll, i couldn't give a damn what you say to me & i don't really care what you think of me

nothing will ever divide Fry & i. my love calculator all adds up to i love Fry
Googzeez

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« Reply #32 on: 01-18-2013 08:12 »

Now I'm being completley serious. If you have factual evidence of how you and Fry are having relations, post them now. If it's love letters, they work. Anything to that effect where Fry seconds you accusation.
Onuki

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« Reply #33 on: 01-18-2013 08:36 »

if you believed in fortune-telling & magic, i don't think i would be having this problem right now. i can't talk to Fry but i know he loves me. my best friend trusts me. he didn't need all of the stuff you're asking for
Googzeez

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« Reply #34 on: 01-18-2013 08:43 »

Then talk to him and make sure he gets back to us here on the horn, okay? Concrete evidence is very important to staking your claim to Fry.
Onuki

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« Reply #35 on: 01-18-2013 08:55 »

i'm gonna trust myself

i'm not afraid of crying now
because i know things work out some how
and even when life gets me down
i can still have fun
so bring it on

i can't prove things work out either but my favorite band & i know it's true
Googzeez

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« Reply #36 on: 01-18-2013 09:09 »

Radio, video, Boogie with a suitcase, You're living in a disco, Forget about the rat race, Let's do the milkshake, You're selling like a hot cake, Try some, buy some, Fee fi fo fum
Koobooki

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« Reply #37 on: 01-18-2013 10:00 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2013 10:06 »

you didn't read these quotes, did you?

the co-creator of "Home Movies" said in a commentary all of the characters are gay but some of them kiss & look like they love the opposite sex


Unmentionable I did NOT write this. YOU did. I've never watched a single episode of this show. Please make the correction and in the future take more care when re-posting quotes.



Thank you
Onuki

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« Reply #38 on: 01-18-2013 10:04 »

oops. sorry. i didn't notice that. i edited my post. i'm really dizzy & tired right now. i'm logging out so i can sleep
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #39 on: 01-18-2013 10:36 »

I suppose fantasizing about Fry being a flesh and blood person and in love with oneself might be fun, if that's the way one leans. It's not for me, but whatever. Like it's any different from Freako making smut based on video game characters or women declaring their love for Bender (or Leela. We've had both here).
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