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HIGHasFRY

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« Reply #200 on: 11-19-2012 21:58 »

I feel like it still makes for a weak story.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #201 on: 11-29-2012 04:22 »

This thread is dead, it needs a pickup...



How many pickup lines from the show can you remember?

My personal favourites:
Fry: When we're together in here, baby, time will stand still.~
Leela: Wanna join the balcony club?
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #202 on: 11-29-2012 04:23 »

I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Solid Gold Bender

Urban Legend
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« Reply #203 on: 11-29-2012 05:37 »

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #204 on: 11-29-2012 07:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-29-2012 07:10 »

"50 bucks? Not even if she was my girlfriend. You take her. "

(Come to think of it, that one was maybe the most efficient pick up line in the show.
Someone basically got the girl without even wanting her wink )
The Sophisticated Shut In

Bending Unit
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« Reply #205 on: 11-29-2012 19:51 »

Amy : "So while they're towing us, wanna do it?"

Also the version of this she uses in Naturama with Kif. I don't have the episode to hand, but it's the sea lion segment. The narrator says something like "the female uses subtle vocalizations to indicate her desire", and Amy just goes "Wanna do it?"

Classic Amy.

Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #206 on: 11-30-2012 01:40 »

"Shut up, baby. You love it."
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #207 on: 11-30-2012 22:42 »

"Hello from the neck down"...wink
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #208 on: 11-30-2012 23:06 »

"Hello from the neck down"...wink

I love Fry's laugh laff
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #209 on: 11-30-2012 23:26 »

"Of all the slimy, gross crab monsters on this planet, you are apparently the hottest."
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #210 on: 12-01-2012 05:31 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2012 05:35 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"Your Manwich!"
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #211 on: 12-01-2012 05:49 »

I forgot how many of these pick-up lines were in the show.

There's... so... many...  wtf?

"Come over here and feel my velour bedspread"
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #212 on: 12-01-2012 05:52 »

Almost anything uttered by Zapp.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #213 on: 12-01-2012 10:16 »

"Here...in front of your half-naked daughter, seems like a perfect time" big grin

I also like Zapp's reaction to pick-up lines in "Zapp Dingbat":

"Well, nice to see a surprising amount of you, too, Leela"
"Leela, here's forty dollars"

big grin big grin big grin
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #214 on: 12-01-2012 19:57 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2012 01:14 »

"What about you? You're my third choice"

"Leela, I can't help but notice you're unescorted. Might I escort you behind that bush for the next five minutes?"

"Shut up and love me,
shut up and love me..."


There's... so... many...  wtf?
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #215 on: 12-02-2012 03:32 »

Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley?"
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #216 on: 12-02-2012 03:35 »

U R 2 CUTE
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #217 on: 12-02-2012 18:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2012 19:05 »

"So, what'll it be? My place...or you?"



"What?"

(in response to, "Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?")
The Sophisticated Shut In

Bending Unit
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« Reply #218 on: 12-03-2012 01:28 »

Bender : "So who's your hot dumb friend?"
Floozy Bots : "Who, me?"
Bender : "Sure, whatever."

Prison Inmate : "Hi, I'm Larry, a murder-burglar."

Morgan Proctor : "Dirty boy! Dirty boy!!"

Chaz : "Don't worry, Fry! I'll pull some strings, see if I can't get you tried as a juvenile."
Leela : "Oh, Chaz!"

Zapp : "Say, Lemon, do you like to read? I just got a book on tape. It's about life in Ancient Greece -"



Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #219 on: 12-03-2012 02:31 »

Wow, that really was an effective way to restart the thread o.o

Fry: I know you've rejected me a lot before but, frankly, I wasn't sure we were right for each other either. But now I am. So how 'bout a date tonight?
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #220 on: 12-03-2012 03:34 »

Leela to the Moby Dick character: "So...is there a Mrs. Queequeg?"

Tasty, you ask us to quote and we go to town. smile
Onuki

Starship Captain
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« Reply #221 on: 12-03-2012 03:52 »

i take back what i said before. i only ship myself & Fry 'cause that's the only love i know is true. i have no idea how much of Futurama is honesty & how much is pretenses
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #222 on: 12-03-2012 08:34 »

"I was out fleeing some robots and the silvery moonlight glinting off their bloody claws made me think of you."
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #223 on: 12-03-2012 13:53 »

Not sure if this qualifies as a pick-up line--though Fry says it in a moony-eyed way and Leela responds in kind--but I've always been partial to "Tonight, I want to not throw up--on you."
HIGHasFRY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #224 on: 12-06-2012 21:12 »

Fry: Wanna join the mile deep club?
Leela: Sure

I love frys reaction, and I loled when the prof stepped in as a cock block.

ALSO
Leela: Fry I know something you can lay bare
Fry: Not now I'm tryin to listen to a physics lecture
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #225 on: 12-06-2012 22:56 »

HaF, oh spluh, how can I forget good ones like those?

Not  technically pick-up lines--more like sexy retorts:

Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stoopid, stoopid?

Hermaphrobot: I'll take a three-men! Holla!
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #226 on: 12-06-2012 23:35 »

OYG, I love that character! Everyone knows where s/he came from right? Or would I just be boring everybody...
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #227 on: 12-07-2012 00:21 »

No not me! Where? (She has always reminded me of JohnLeguzamo.)
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #228 on: 12-07-2012 01:45 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2012 01:59 »

Well basically, John DiMaggio was doing the voice(around the...office?) and the writers just ran with it. I don't believe it's based on anyone in particular or at least anyone famous. I think it's a Johnny D original smile
(...only because he would've mentioned it when David X axed him about it during the commentary)
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #229 on: 12-07-2012 21:03 »

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #230 on: 12-07-2012 21:14 »

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.

Second.
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #231 on: 12-08-2012 00:13 »

I didn't even know John did the voice for....her. The more you know.

Second.

"Why you so stoopid, stoopid?"

*snap, snap, snap*

Just kidding, boys. big grin
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #232 on: 12-08-2012 00:24 »

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself"
"Does that dummy have a brother" big grin
My Manwich

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #233 on: 12-08-2012 01:55 »

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!


That's my 2nd favorite line but the best is

Bender to Fannie "I'm Bender, let's do it."

Then proceeds to make out with Fannie.
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #234 on: 12-08-2012 02:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-09-2012 02:30 »

Among my JD favourites:

Barbados Slim
URL
Elzar
Igner
Joey Mousepad
Sal
Rrrrrandy!
Constantine("Really? That's a dumb name, eww.")
Australian man
(Tracey Morgan)(commentaries)

I'm sure I missed many.

[edit: Oh hell, I forgot to include Hermaphrobot!]
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #235 on: 12-08-2012 05:10 »

Barbados is a man-ho.

I love Hermaphrabot. Hyper Chicken is funny.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #236 on: 12-08-2012 10:25 »

I love Hermaphrabot.

Looking at your avatar, no one would have guessed big grin tongue
sparkybarky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #237 on: 12-08-2012 19:35 »

Prof Hein, looking at your avatar...oh wait, you don't have one. This reminds of that scene in "Idiocracy," in the doctor's office.

"Where's your avatar??? Why come you don't have an avatar???!!!"

* sparky starts freaking out, calls security.
Frida Waterfall

Professor
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« Reply #238 on: 12-08-2012 20:11 »

Prof Hein, looking at your avatar...oh wait, you don't have one. This reminds of that scene in "Idiocracy," in the doctor's office.

"Where's your avatar??? Why come you don't have an avatar???!!!"

* sparky starts freaking out, calls security.

I can't watch that film without cringing. It feels like a satire-turned-premonition.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #239 on: 12-08-2012 20:27 »

I can't watch that film without cringing. It feels like a satire-turned-premonition.

It IS satire-turned-premonition.
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