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ZombieJesus

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« on: 05-26-2002 09:32 »
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So, what do you think are Bender's most evil moments?

I think the time he kicked Tinny Tim's crutch off qualifies.

Or when he stamped that basket with the invitation from Leela 's orphinarium, before they discovered that it was just a talking invitation card.
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« Reply #1 on: 05-26-2002 10:09 »

I don't know if this qualifies as most evil, but it's funny, because it's just so mean:

Amy: "You did your best, Bender."
Bender: "Up yours, bimbo!"
(Amy cries.)
Zoidberg: "Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.  We should call Leela for help."
Bender: "Cram it, lobster!"
(Zoidberg cries.)
Bender: "But that is a good idea.  I'll go call her."
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« Reply #2 on: 05-26-2002 13:11 »

I think when he flushes Nibbler down the Toilet without a single care, then makes fun of Leela when she's upset qualifies are pretty evil. Also when the HUGE statue is made of him, many workers have died, but he decides he'd like it taken down and started again, that was heartless.
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« Reply #3 on: 05-26-2002 16:19 »

Or when he's playing hide-and-seek with Hermes on the beach in "When Aliens Attack". Hermes finds Bender but when Hermes goes to hide, Bender just sits down again and leaves him  smile Thats kinda mean. Also when he wrote "Honk if Bender is Great" on Amy's back with sun block in "The Deep South" I've thought of loads but I'll leave some for you guys  wink
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« Reply #4 on: 05-26-2002 17:55 »

"Do a flip!"
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« Reply #5 on: 05-26-2002 18:39 »
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Bender: Don't worry guys I'll never be too good or too evil again from now on I'll just be me.
Leela: Uhhh do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall?   laff
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« Reply #6 on: 05-26-2002 20:33 »

I agree with Nix. Do a flip was very evil.
So was getting ready to cook Dr. Z, and dumping the waste in the sewer: It was ruined the day it went on you.
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« Reply #7 on: 05-27-2002 01:57 »

Well, it was pretty jerkfaced for Bender to steer the ship into an electrical storm. Fry and Leela could have been killed! And Bender melted himself down into a puddle of metal.

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there!?
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« Reply #8 on: 05-27-2002 03:35 »

Welcome to HELL, roboticus. Oh, I mean PEEL. Welcome to PEEL. roboticus.  big grin
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« Reply #9 on: 05-27-2002 08:39 »

Bender disguising himself as Flexo to see if Anglene was cheating on him.  It was evil, and it came back to bite him in the @ss.
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« Reply #10 on: 05-27-2002 11:24 »

 
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Originally posted by roboticus:
Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there!?

No!  Don't come in!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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« Reply #11 on: 05-27-2002 11:26 »

Bender says:
"I'll bake you a cake; I'll bake you a cake you'll never forget." [THEN HE REACHES FOR THE RAT POISON]
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« Reply #12 on: 05-27-2002 15:32 »

But that was fine!

Bender: that outta take care of those annoying rats!
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« Reply #13 on: 05-27-2002 17:31 »

Fry: "Oh my god! He's become evil! I mean, eviler."

What about selling Fry's blood on sveral occasions?
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« Reply #14 on: 05-27-2002 18:36 »

When did he do that?
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« Reply #15 on: 05-27-2002 18:49 »

 
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Originally posted by haleys_comet:
Bender: Don't worry guys I'll never be too good or too evil again from now on I'll just be me.
Leela: Uhhh do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall?    laff

aww, but he wouldn't have actually dropped her......right?

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« Reply #16 on: 05-27-2002 19:02 »

 
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Originally posted by haleys_comet:
When did he do that?

Fry mentions in "Godfellas" that "on more than one occasion, he..he actually stole my blood."

Knowing Bender he didn't drink the bloood, but probably sold it.


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« Reply #17 on: 05-27-2002 19:15 »

 
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aww, but he wouldn't have actually dropped her......right?
Well to prove that he can't be less evil than himself, mabey....
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« Reply #18 on: 05-27-2002 19:23 »
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Originally posted by Teral:
Fry mentions in "Godfellas" that "on more than one occasion, he..he actually stole my blood."
Ohhh right, yeah its evil that he stole Fry's blood. I thought you mean't that he really did steal his blood several times not just a few or more times. Yeah and its so like Bender to find extra ways of getting money   cool
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« Reply #19 on: 05-28-2002 00:55 »

"I'm very generous.  Last week I gave blood!"
"Whose blood?"
"I dunno, some guy's."

"Oh wait, you were serious.  Let me laugh harder."
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« Reply #20 on: 05-28-2002 08:17 »

Bender stole from Amy on at least three occasions. 

The first time was in TSHL when Amy is cleaning out him neck and he picks her pocket ("Look at my head...&quot wink

The second time was in FATSF when Amy's watch is stuck in Benders gears, causing him a fever (of 900 degrees). 

Once the watch is dislodged he gives it back to Amy and then hugs her.  During the hug, he swipes her earings.
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« Reply #21 on: 05-28-2002 08:29 »

He also stole money from the fembot 's purse in A flight to remember.  And some piece of jewelry, but it was a fake.
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« Reply #22 on: 05-28-2002 08:57 »

Bender may also be a bad influence on Amy. I don't know if this is Season 5 lead-in material, but Amy's a klepto. She swipes Zoidberg's Mary Kay Cosmetics case right from under his tentacles in The Honking, and, following Bender's lead, steals a baseball fan's hot dog in A Leela Of Her Own.
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« Reply #23 on: 05-28-2002 09:34 »

I never even noticed that.  I 'll pay special attention to it when I watch those eps again.

Now that you mention it, Amy could use some more character development.
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Another evil moment: in Lesser of two evils, he stole that extremely valuable...ummm thing, and Flexo got punished for it.
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« Reply #24 on: 05-28-2002 21:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Chump:
I agree with Nix. Do a flip was very evil.
But also hilarously funny. Mainly because he was the only one with that idea and plus its true Bender. Agree?

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« Reply #25 on: 05-29-2002 04:31 »
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
He also stole money from the fembot 's purse in A flight to remember.
She is a Countess and he stole money but he still loved her, its not evil. I love that bit where they first see each other and Benders eyes fall right out of his head, its sweet and funny   love
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« Reply #26 on: 05-29-2002 15:28 »

I liked when Fry looks at the picture of Bender dangling him off the statue of liberty:
Ah... he decided not to let go.

That was evil and funny.
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« Reply #27 on: 05-29-2002 15:31 »

Trying to rig the Clawplaque match, by asking fry to take a dive and shining the light in his eyes.
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« Reply #28 on: 05-29-2002 16:24 »

What about that time in "War is the H word" when that guy is dying and he gives bender a watch to give to his son if he doesnt survive, I thought that was really evil.

man: "In case I dont make it...give this to my son" *gives bender the watch"

*bender walks off*

man:"but I didnt tell you where he lives!"
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« Reply #29 on: 05-29-2002 19:40 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
What about that time in "War is the H word" when that guy is dying and he gives bender a watch to give to his son if he doesnt survive, I thought that was really evil.

man: "In case I dont make it...give this to my son" *gives bender the watch"

*bender walks off*

man:"but I didnt tell you where he lives!"

That's not what was evil, nor is it how it goes.

Soldier: If I don't make it, give this watch to my son (or something like that, haven't seen this ep in a while).
Bender: OK
Soldier: Wait, I didn't tell you where he lives!
Bender: Hey, I think your son might want those boots, too.

Bender's last line was the evil part.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #30 on: 05-29-2002 21:12 »

And at the end of the ep he's trying to blow up the world with the bomb. "Antiquing...I'm all right"  laff
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« Reply #31 on: 05-30-2002 07:44 »

For the kind of spur-of-the-moment, for-no-personal-gain vicious cruelty that truly displays the rancid depths of the robot soul, I don't think you can beat Bender's treatment of the Neptunian Elves in A Tale Of Two Santas...complete with lyrics to match!

He threatens to belt one of the poor little losers across the face, and actually kicks two others in the belly--because, at "super-speed," they're not working fast enough to please him. ("Why, you selfish little bastards!!")

...Just one of the many horrifying things that almost earned this one "lost episode" status. (That and Bender nailing the little girl with a bicycle are the [ob]scenes that stick in my brain like a toy train, but there was much much more...)
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« Reply #32 on: 05-30-2002 09:07 »

"Fry and the Slurm Factory" where he uses the F-Ray to burst the little kid's balloon.
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« Reply #33 on: 05-30-2002 10:06 »

Oh yeah, in "War is the H-word" he didn't seem to care if he had an ultra-destructive bomb or not. He was willing to risk everything just to get out with discussing with the brain balls.
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« Reply #34 on: 05-30-2002 15:12 »

In FatSF, when he tries to zap Fry's sperm for the second time, that was evil. Taking joy in other peoples pain is very evil.
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« Reply #35 on: 05-30-2002 16:31 »

So throwing the brick at Free Waterfall Jr. was evil as well.

 
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and actually kicks two others in the belly--because, at "super-speed," they're not working fast enough to please him. ("Why, you selfish little bastards!!&quot wink


The first kick hits the Neptunian in the belly, the other Neptunian seems to be kicked a little further south, if you know what I mean. Now that's just plain evil.

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« Reply #36 on: 05-30-2002 19:19 »
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I like in the Problem with Popplers when Bender tells Fry and Leela to fight to the death so he can cook the loser. Thats definetly evil.
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« Reply #37 on: 05-31-2002 14:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's not what was evil, nor is it how it goes.

Soldier: If I don't make it, give this watch to my son (or something like that, haven't seen this ep in a while).
Bender: OK
Soldier: Wait, I didn't tell you where he lives!
Bender: Hey, I think your son might want those boots, too.

Bender's last line was the evil part.

Awww well, I'm always a bit rusty when it comes to futurama quotes...


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« Reply #38 on: 05-31-2002 19:01 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
For the kind of spur-of-the-moment, for-no-personal-gain vicious cruelty that truly displays the rancid depths of the robot soul, I don't think you can beat Bender's treatment of the Neptunian Elves in A Tale Of Two Santas...

Damn you, Sluggo! ATOTS is the episode that we Brits have been cruelly denied by the minions of Satan... I mean, Rupert Murdoch. A pox on his black heart!

(Murdoch's, not yours, Sluggo. You got Amy to sit on my desk as I type, so you're a top geezer!  big grin )
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