Bender's most evil moments

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So, what do you think are Bender's most evil moments?

I think the time he kicked Tinny Tim's crutch off qualifies.

Or when he stamped that basket with the invitation from Leela 's orphinarium, before they discovered that it was just a talking invitation card.

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I don't know if this qualifies as most evil, but it's funny, because it's just so mean:

Amy: "You did your best, Bender."
Bender: "Up yours, bimbo!"
(Amy cries.)
Zoidberg: "Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.  We should call Leela for help."
Bender: "Cram it, lobster!"
(Zoidberg cries.)
Bender: "But that is a good idea.  I'll go call her."

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I think when he flushes Nibbler down the Toilet without a single care, then makes fun of Leela when she's upset qualifies are pretty evil. Also when the HUGE statue is made of him, many workers have died, but he decides he'd like it taken down and started again, that was heartless.

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Or when he's playing hide-and-seek with Hermes on the beach in "When Aliens Attack". Hermes finds Bender but when Hermes goes to hide, Bender just sits down again and leaves him  Thats kinda mean. Also when he wrote "Honk if Bender is Great" on Amy's back with sun block in "The Deep South" I've thought of loads but I'll leave some for you guys 

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"Do a flip!"

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Bender: Don't worry guys I'll never be too good or too evil again from now on I'll just be me.
Leela: Uhhh do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall?   

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I agree with Nix. Do a flip was very evil.
So was getting ready to cook Dr. Z, and dumping the waste in the sewer: It was ruined the day it went on you.

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Well, it was pretty jerkfaced for Bender to steer the ship into an electrical storm. Fry and Leela could have been killed! And Bender melted himself down into a puddle of metal.

Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there!?

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Welcome to HELL, roboticus. Oh, I mean PEEL. Welcome to PEEL. roboticus. 

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Bender disguising himself as Flexo to see if Anglene was cheating on him.  It was evil, and it came back to bite him in the @ss.

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Originally posted by roboticus:
Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there!?

No!  Don't come in!

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Bender says:
"I'll bake you a cake; I'll bake you a cake you'll never forget." [THEN HE REACHES FOR THE RAT POISON]

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But that was fine!

Bender: that outta take care of those annoying rats!

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Fry: "Oh my god! He's become evil! I mean, eviler."

What about selling Fry's blood on sveral occasions?

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When did he do that?

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Originally posted by haleys_comet:
Bender: Don't worry guys I'll never be too good or too evil again from now on I'll just be me.
Leela: Uhhh do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know. Do you think you could survive a 700ft fall?   

aww, but he wouldn't have actually dropped her......right?

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Originally posted by haleys_comet:
When did he do that?

Fry mentions in "Godfellas" that "on more than one occasion, he..he actually stole my blood."

Knowing Bender he didn't drink the bloood, but probably sold it.

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Originally posted by Venus:
aww, but he wouldn't have actually dropped her......right?

Well to prove that he can't be less evil than himself, mabey....

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Originally posted by Teral:
Fry mentions in "Godfellas" that "on more than one occasion, he..he actually stole my blood."

Ohhh right, yeah its evil that he stole Fry's blood. I thought you mean't that he really did steal his blood several times not just a few or more times. Yeah and its so like Bender to find extra ways of getting money   

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"I'm very generous.  Last week I gave blood!"
"Whose blood?"
"I dunno, some guy's."

"Oh wait, you were serious.  Let me laugh harder."

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Bender stole from Amy on at least three occasions. 

The first time was in TSHL when Amy is cleaning out him neck and he picks her pocket ("Look at my head...&quot . 

The second time was in FATSF when Amy's watch is stuck in Benders gears, causing him a fever (of 900 degrees). 

Once the watch is dislodged he gives it back to Amy and then hugs her.  During the hug, he swipes her earings.

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He also stole money from the fembot 's purse in A flight to remember.  And some piece of jewelry, but it was a fake.

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Bender may also be a bad influence on Amy. I don't know if this is Season 5 lead-in material, but Amy's a klepto. She swipes Zoidberg's Mary Kay Cosmetics case right from under his tentacles in The Honking, and, following Bender's lead, steals a baseball fan's hot dog in A Leela Of Her Own.

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I never even noticed that.  I 'll pay special attention to it when I watch those eps again.

Now that you mention it, Amy could use some more character development.
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Another evil moment: in Lesser of two evils, he stole that extremely valuable...ummm thing, and Flexo got punished for it.

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Originally posted by Chump:
I agree with Nix. Do a flip was very evil.

But also hilarously funny. Mainly because he was the only one with that idea and plus its true Bender. Agree?

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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
He also stole money from the fembot 's purse in A flight to remember.

She is a Countess and he stole money but he still loved her, its not evil. I love that bit where they first see each other and Benders eyes fall right out of his head, its sweet and funny   

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I liked when Fry looks at the picture of Bender dangling him off the statue of liberty:
Ah... he decided not to let go.

That was evil and funny.

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Trying to rig the Clawplaque match, by asking fry to take a dive and shining the light in his eyes.

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What about that time in "War is the H word" when that guy is dying and he gives bender a watch to give to his son if he doesnt survive, I thought that was really evil.

man: "In case I dont make it...give this to my son" *gives bender the watch"

*bender walks off*

man:"but I didnt tell you where he lives!"

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Originally posted by diagnostic:
What about that time in "War is the H word" when that guy is dying and he gives bender a watch to give to his son if he doesnt survive, I thought that was really evil.

man: "In case I dont make it...give this to my son" *gives bender the watch"

*bender walks off*

man:"but I didnt tell you where he lives!"

That's not what was evil, nor is it how it goes.

Soldier: If I don't make it, give this watch to my son (or something like that, haven't seen this ep in a while).
Bender: OK
Soldier: Wait, I didn't tell you where he lives!
Bender: Hey, I think your son might want those boots, too.

Bender's last line was the evil part.

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And at the end of the ep he's trying to blow up the world with the bomb. "Antiquing...I'm all right" 

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For the kind of spur-of-the-moment, for-no-personal-gain vicious cruelty that truly displays the rancid depths of the robot soul, I don't think you can beat Bender's treatment of the Neptunian Elves in A Tale Of Two Santas...complete with lyrics to match!

He threatens to belt one of the poor little losers across the face, and actually kicks two others in the belly--because, at "super-speed," they're not working fast enough to please him. ("Why, you selfish little bastards!!")

...Just one of the many horrifying things that almost earned this one "lost episode" status. (That and Bender nailing the little girl with a bicycle are the [ob]scenes that stick in my brain like a toy train, but there was much much more...)

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"Fry and the Slurm Factory" where he uses the F-Ray to burst the little kid's balloon.

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Oh yeah, in "War is the H-word" he didn't seem to care if he had an ultra-destructive bomb or not. He was willing to risk everything just to get out with discussing with the brain balls.

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In FatSF, when he tries to zap Fry's sperm for the second time, that was evil. Taking joy in other peoples pain is very evil.

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So throwing the brick at Free Waterfall Jr. was evil as well.

 

Originally posted by BrainSluggo:

and actually kicks two others in the belly--because, at "super-speed," they're not working fast enough to please him. ("Why, you selfish little bastards!!&quot

The first kick hits the Neptunian in the belly, the other Neptunian seems to be kicked a little further south, if you know what I mean. Now that's just plain evil.

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I like in the Problem with Popplers when Bender tells Fry and Leela to fight to the death so he can cook the loser. Thats definetly evil.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's not what was evil, nor is it how it goes.

Soldier: If I don't make it, give this watch to my son (or something like that, haven't seen this ep in a while).
Bender: OK
Soldier: Wait, I didn't tell you where he lives!
Bender: Hey, I think your son might want those boots, too.

Bender's last line was the evil part.

Awww well, I'm always a bit rusty when it comes to futurama quotes...

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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
For the kind of spur-of-the-moment, for-no-personal-gain vicious cruelty that truly displays the rancid depths of the robot soul, I don't think you can beat Bender's treatment of the Neptunian Elves in A Tale Of Two Santas...

Damn you, Sluggo! ATOTS is the episode that we Brits have been cruelly denied by the minions of Satan... I mean, Rupert Murdoch. A pox on his black heart!

(Murdoch's, not yours, Sluggo. You got Amy to sit on my desk as I type, so you're a top geezer!  )