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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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Something along these lines:
Prof: Good news everybody! I'm sending you on a highly controversial mission! Leela: Controversial? Prof: Controversial? Oh my, no. *Scene changes* Now on this highly controversial mission . . .
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Not so much senility, but I love this quote from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back". That's really a "Oh, he lost it"-moment. Farnsworth: “You can’t just walse into the Central Bureaucracy. It’s a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I’ve never been there, but a friend of mine went complete mad, just trying to find a washroom.” Leela: “We need a guide, soemone who’s been there before.” Farnsworth: “Oh, I’ve been there before, lots of times.” [madly, insane laugh]
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Heliotrope
Crustacean
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Computer:" This is Vergon 6" Proff:" This is Vergon 6" Amy:" Buh!" Proff:" Its a sunny little doomed planet, inhabbited by a number of frisky little doomed Animals" Leela:" Animals!?" Proff:" Thats right, Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see Vergon 6 was once filled with the super dence substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighed over 10 thousand pounds" Leela:" Wait, what aout the Animals?" Proff:" Well dark matter is extreamly valuabal as starship fuel, thats why it was all minned out, leaving the planet completely hollow" Leela:" Yes, but what aout the Animals?" Proff:" Idawha?" Leela:" The Animals!" Proff:" I didn't say anything about Animals. Now it seems the planet will collaps within three days, incidentally, this will kill all the Animals"
Me and my brother love the "Animals" bit.
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Heliotrope
Crustacean
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Proff:" Yes, that sequence of words i said made perfect sense"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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The spear he made in "Mother's Day". It's a stone tied to a stick, yet this brilliant scientist and memeber of the inventors "something" fails miserably.
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Mike!
Bending Unit
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How about... Prof: Zoidberg! There's a lovely picture of you in here! (Raging Bender) And from 'Mothers Day': Mom: You broke my heart, Hubert. Prof: And you broke mine. Granted, that was four or five hearts ago... My favourite from that episode: Prof: She was my first love.. Or at least the earliest one I can remember..
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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A lot of these aren't moments of senility, they're moments of evil/mad scientist.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Now the whole Inventor's Guild sequence, that was senility, plain and simple.
Wernstrom: I hope it's better than that rediculous Death Clock you came up with last year. Farnsworth: Err, did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?
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Farnsworth: Good news everyone! Leela: Did you finish your Smell-o-scope? F: No, I made it last year and forgot about it
Not exactly right, but our resident Quote Nazi seems to have been slacking off on the job.
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