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PEE Poll: I died, Horatio (Best character deaths)
Free Waterfall Jr. (This is not happening!)   -24 (24.7%)
Free Waterfall Sr. (Beware the penguins)   -2 (2.1%)
Nixon's campaign manager (*splat* NIXON'S BACK!)   -3 (3.1%)
Welshy (IWAS GETTING TO THAT!  ARRGH!)   -16 (16.5%)
Wendy (Found dead, in her bathtub)   -11 (11.3%)
Enos Fry (EEEEENOS!)   -20 (20.6%)
Bender in both AoI's (Goodbye, sweet prince)   -1 (1%)
Anyone from Anyone besides Bender in either AoI's   -4 (4.1%)
The Countess (It's fake, mon)   -5 (5.2%)
I can't believe you forgot _____ (Idiot)   -11 (11.3%)
Total Voters: 97

Nixorbo

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« on: 05-09-2002 01:02 »

I think there was something funny in that hippy

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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« Reply #1 on: 05-09-2002 01:10 »

Welshy!!!!!!!   cry

It was also funny to see him get blasted repeatedly after his death too.    laff
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« Reply #2 on: 05-09-2002 01:40 »

(I actually had to look Wendy up with Google!)

Bender, baby! Live stupid, die early, and leave a big fat gassy corpse that has to be rolled out of the room! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo...

"Hey! You like grilled cheese?"
--Human Bender
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« Reply #3 on: 05-09-2002 01:43 »

"My only regret... was that I had boneitis."
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« Reply #4 on: 05-09-2002 02:42 »

Lrr eating the hippy was great!!  laff
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« Reply #5 on: 05-09-2002 03:28 »

The Countess.  A sad death, but follow-up lines about it (Professor: Not a chance! / Hermes: It's fake, mon) were brilliant.  laff
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« Reply #6 on: 05-09-2002 03:49 »

Also in "Amazon Women in the Mood" When they flashback to when Amy says, "call me" You can see bender throwing away the countess' braclet
Teral

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« Reply #7 on: 05-09-2002 05:40 »

Free Waterfall Jr. Not so much for the death scene, as for seeing Lrr stoned.

"People of Earth! We all learned something today. I for one learned......dude, my hands are huuuuuge. They can touch anything, but themselves.....oh, wait....."  laff  laff

But Welshy's death(s) was brilliant too. "I BEG TO DIFFER!!)

And who can forget Amy's great deaths in the AOI's?
"Wauw, sporty gocart, Leela. So hip and sexy, not like you at all. Do you have any gum? No. AAAAAAAAAAIIIIHHHHH"  evil laugh
"Great shoes.....Do they come in vman sizes? [SLAM]"  evil laugh
Okay, she was basically begging for it.

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« Reply #8 on: 05-09-2002 05:48 »

Side comment: You know, I think (in those cases, the Anthology eps) it was an astonishing lack of tact on Amy's part, rather than cattiness. Her little crack about Leela's "catch" in The Deep South, however, was VERY openly bitchy--and dangerous, given that Leela was wielding a harpoon...
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« Reply #9 on: 05-09-2002 13:49 »

That mariner robot from The Series Has Landed.

"I died doin' what I lov'd!"  laff
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« Reply #10 on: 05-09-2002 14:29 »

Free Waterfall Jnr. It was funny to see him eaten, and funnier to see the effect it had on Lrr.
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« Reply #11 on: 05-09-2002 14:35 »

I thought that The Countess had a great death, plenty of drama, excellent one liner and suberb visuals when she got sucked into the black hole.
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« Reply #12 on: 05-09-2002 15:23 »

Poor Welshy! He died many deaths for our amusement, so he gets a nod from me.
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« Reply #13 on: 05-09-2002 16:10 »

NIXON'S BACK!

that was awesome... I want some of the Nixon sounds from that ep... especially that part, then he yells at Checkers, and when he sings with the guitar.
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« Reply #14 on: 05-09-2002 16:22 »

Stoned Lrr. Hilarious!
Woah, my hands are huge... They can touch anything but themselves, oh wait....

And the cape was cool.
I feel like I'm flying!
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« Reply #15 on: 05-10-2002 00:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"My only regret... was that I had boneitis."

Believe it or not, I did originally intend on having that as part of the poll.  Somewhere along the line, however, in between inspiration and execution, it slipped my mind.  Hence #10.

And yes, the "idiot" is directed at me.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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« Reply #16 on: 05-10-2002 08:22 »

Wendy was brilliant from her cute beginnings through her meteoric rise to her ultimate demise, all within a single moment.

Smelly hippy's death at the hands of Lrr was cool too, though.
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« Reply #17 on: 05-10-2002 12:17 »

eeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnooooo ooooooossssssss!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: 05-10-2002 18:21 »

I always rather enjoyed Zapp's death in AOI 1.

Stomp!

"Ewww..." [scrape scrape]

And Kif's little groan of resignation just beforehand really made it!
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« Reply #19 on: 05-10-2002 19:49 »

Enos Fry.... Got U!
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« Reply #20 on: 05-11-2002 09:00 »

Welshy. He just gets zapped time after time, even when he 's dead.
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« Reply #21 on: 05-11-2002 14:05 »

Too late do I realize that me children are me only real treasures.
Teral

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« Reply #22 on: 05-13-2002 10:09 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Side comment: You know, I think (in those cases, the Anthology eps) it was an astonishing lack of tact on Amy's part, rather than cattiness. Her little crack about Leela's "catch" in The Deep South, however, was VERY openly bitchy--and dangerous, given that Leela was wielding a harpoon...

Okay, Amyholics, sit up and pay attention. I will now defend Amy at the expense of Leela. It wont happen again this side of Armageddon, so enjoy the moment.

I've always thought of that little remark as friendly banter. All crewmembers were letting out these snideremarks on the fishingtrip, and it reminded me of me and my friends when we used to go fishing. Ofcourse we didn't harpoon eachother, but we did throw out all those oneliners all the time. So I'm giving Amy some credit here for joning in on the fun, rather than subtracting her for being bitchy. 

There, Amy defended, now back to our useual schedule.

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« Reply #23 on: 05-16-2002 17:04 »

i gotta go with smelly hippy!

Seeing Lrr stoned really cracketh me up  wink
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« Reply #24 on: 05-17-2002 11:43 »

I liked Enos' death the best..

It was very funny  smile
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« Reply #25 on: 05-17-2002 13:08 »

Free Waterfall jr.we taught a lion to eat tofu...
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« Reply #26 on: 05-17-2002 16:20 »

Enus definately..the poor thing  smile
I've got a question though, who is Welshy? I have no clue who he is?  cool
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #27 on: 05-17-2002 16:23 »

He stood in for Scotty in Where No Fan Has Gone Before. Tip off: he wore the red Starfleet shirt.
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« Reply #28 on: 05-17-2002 16:27 »

Oh right..Thankyou  smile That'll explain why I've never heard of him before, because that episode hasn't been aired in England yet  big grin
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« Reply #29 on: 05-18-2002 06:05 »

Sounds cool, I'll look foward for that to air in the UK big grin
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« Reply #30 on: 05-18-2002 11:59 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
He stood in for Scotty in Where No Fan Has Gone Before. Tip off: he wore the red Starfleet shirt.
True, but Scotty always wore the dreaded red shirt, some how he was immune to it  tongue

Welshy's death was pretty funny though  laff

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« Reply #31 on: 05-18-2002 14:35 »

my fav onscreen Futurama death was Fry in Love & Rocket. If leela was doing chest compressions on him then that means his heart had stopped which is considered clinical death so it counts.Its my fav cause its so shippy  love
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« Reply #32 on: 05-18-2002 23:17 »

His brain was still working.  He wasn't dead.

::Note to self - never go to Venus if I ever need a doctor::
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« Reply #33 on: 05-18-2002 23:28 »
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Clinical death is not really death. Death is permanent. Clinical death (heart stoppage) isn't always permanent. And the clinic would wait for a while after the heart stops to DECLARE him dead, because his brain and other tissues would still be alive until they died of oxygen deprivation. Also, hearts are shocked and otherwise manipulated to end fibrillation and for other reasons, I believe.
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« Reply #34 on: 05-19-2002 13:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
"My only regret... was that I had boneitis."


Best death ever!

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« Reply #35 on: 05-19-2002 13:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
His brain was still working.  He wasn't dead.

::Note to self - never go to Venus if I ever need a doctor::

Well, he was dead enough for me. Anyway, if you ever need a doctor and you come to ME for help then you deserve whatever unfortunate things that might happen! My idea of doctoring is handing you a sugar pill and a band aid and billing you one million dollars! Hey, dude i should open a HMO, i'd make a killing! Yes!
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« Reply #36 on: 05-19-2002 15:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Free Waterfall Jr. Not so much for the death scene, as for seeing Lrr stoned.

"People of Earth! We all learned something today. I for one learned......dude, my hands are huuuuuge. They can touch anything, but themselves.....oh, wait....."   laff   laff

as this one of my fav eps, i fully agree. that scene is funny.  laff

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« Reply #37 on: 09-06-2004 17:41 »

If we're talking actual deaths on the show, I vote for That Guy from "Future Stock".

But for fictional deaths, little beats Fry's apparent demise at the end of TDTESS.  To paraphrase the great Dr. Z, it's neck-twistingly tragic...

"YES! It's an extender!"
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« Reply #38 on: 09-06-2004 17:56 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2004 17:56 »

Old man Free Water Fall:

Old Man: i request a satanic funeral.

Also the little people from Bendfellas.

Bender: Hello, is anybody still alive? How about the porno theater, don't be embarrassed.

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Side comment: You know, I think (in those cases, the Anthology eps) it was an astonishing lack of tact on Amy's part, rather than cattiness. Her little crack about Leela's "catch" in The Deep South, however, was VERY openly bitchy--and dangerous, given that Leela was wielding a harpoon...

I don't agree with the comment about Amy acting bitchy, but I'll fight tooth and nail for your freedom to say that.

Amy is just being Amy.  She just says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Like in Leela's Homeworld:

Farnsworth: "Said orphanarium has named Leela orphan of the year!"
Crew: *whoohoo* *yehha*
Amy: "Your parents must be so proud! Oops, sorry..."

Or in Less Than Hero:

Leela: "My parents! They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday."
Amy: "Are you off your rocket?! Your parents are mutants. It's illegal for them to come above ground 'cause they're inferior genetic scum. Err. Present company excluded, of course."
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« Reply #39 on: 09-06-2004 20:44 »

Fryfan, BrainSluggo has been gone for ages, so I doubt that arguing with him will do much good.

As for my opinion, I'd say that Leela killing everyone in AOI I was the best.
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