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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Scruffy's a cosmic-war-hardened man of morals. And it hurts Scruffy inside.
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User_names_suck
Professor
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He cries because he's a real man who's not ashamed to weep for the true love that he cannot have.
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Chives
Bending Unit
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I would love to see Scruffy give a rousing speech on morality to someone like Bender. I can see it now. Scene: The PE Break Room. Scruffy is lying on the couch reading the latest issue of Flying Melons from Sleaze Four, a high end erotica, when Bender walks in. Bender: Hey, chumpettes, guess who's back six hundred thousand dollars richer? Fry: Some lawyer somewhere? Leela: Where's that millionaire's daughter you were sponsoring for the Big Brother program? Bender: Who cares? Probably home safe in her crying father's arms. Bender whistles and starts walking out of the room. As he turns around a piece of paper flutters out his his compartmentFry: Hm? Fry picks up the paper"To-do list Buy newspapers Visit petting zoo Kidnap sister Empty Fry's wallet Ask for many thousands" Fry: Hey, what is this, some kind of song lyric? Leela: Yeah, even Fry wrote better lyrics that one time. Wait, these aren't lyrics! Bender, how could you? Scruffy: stands and looks at Bender--- From that point, Scruffy would launch into a dramatic and passionate display of his deep understanding of humanity and the depths of his soul. I have neither the ability to write the beautiful words he would muster nor the want to tarnish his name should I put down anything but the best for him. Oh, my imagination...
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FutureJan
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #11 on: 08-22-2010 02:16 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2010 02:26 »
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From that point, Scruffy would launch into a dramatic and passionate display of his deep understanding of humanity and the depths of his soul. I have neither the ability to write the beautiful words he would muster nor the want to tarnish his name should I put down anything but the best for him. This brought a tear to my eye... Scruffy's words must remain in our minds until the writers can preform their sacred duty, and give scruffy the words that will best suit him. EDIT; Wait! i know what Scuffy would say!! Scruffy: I am disappointed. Maybe love doesn't mean anything to you, but to me it does mean something. It means being there for those who need it., it means never giving up. it means that we can be anyone in another city... he pauses then runs out to find the washbucket and the mind switching machine... as a back story, he clones a body then puts the washbucket in it, and then they move to a new city and live happily for the rest of their lives i know, my words still don't do it justice... i will now go and punish my fingers for writing words that are not worthy of scruffy's name...
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Chives
Bending Unit
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You guys keep going on about how moral and good Scruffy is, yet you don't seem to think that he'd have a problem with killing someone just because he created them as a clone for his own benefit?
According to Amendment 324 passed into law June of 2871, any artificial body raised for any purposes other than experimentation is punishable. Scruffy, with his years of built wit and mechanical expertise, would have no issue passing off the mind switching as a noteworthy experiment and then later publish the very sexy and very successful results. Farnsworth got away with it because he declared himself dead as a tax dodge. Sure, when met with it he claims he simply fell asleep in a ditch, but we all know he's more snide than that.
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Erdrik
Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 08-22-2010 16:35 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2010 23:09 »
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You guys keep going on about how moral and good Scruffy is, yet you don't seem to think that he'd have a problem with killing someone just because he created them as a clone for his own benefit?
According to Amendment 324 passed into law June of 2871, any artificial body raised for any purposes other than experimentation is punishable.
Scruffy, with his years of built wit and mechanical expertise, would have no issue passing off the mind switching as a noteworthy experiment and then later publish the very sexy and very successful results. ...
Calling it an experiment doesn't change the fact that he is essentialy forcing the newly developed mind of the Amy clone into the bucket. An act that a moraly driven Scruffy would have issue with.
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Veritas
Crustacean
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Scruffy's a man of principle.
*sobs*
Yep.
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Veritas
Crustacean
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One does wonder where a wash bucket learns to have sex fleshy-style.
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Veritas
Crustacean
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Excellent point. *cough*
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