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Liquid Emperor
« on: 04-20-2002 19:29 »

Let's say...
Hermes DID hire Grunka Lunkas to work at the business and Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg and Amy were fired. What would become of them? What would they do, where would they go?

"Rosebud... Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. ...wait, that's terrible. I quit! ...just a handful for the road. ...oh, what luck. There's a french fry stuck in my beard."
 - Orson Welles, "The Critic"

I want to be a meandering busybody

Starship Captain
« Reply #1 on: 04-20-2002 19:36 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2002 19:36 »

Leela: back to the cryogenics place after getting the proper career chip installed, pizza delivery girl, counselor at the orphanage, minor league Blernsball pitcher

Fry: back in the cryotube, pizza delivery boy, lab test subject

Bender: bending girders, hopping in a suicide booth, drinking at O'Zorgnax's, pimping, devising ways to get rich quick, living a life of crime

Zoidberg: going back to the volcano to find his medical license   wink, work in a sweatshop cutting fabric with his claws, a gladiator-type entertainment celeb around mating season, making fine jewelry and crab claws

Amy: back to school at Mars U, time off at the Wong Ranch, spending time with Kif and Betsy

Space Pope
« Reply #2 on: 04-20-2002 19:45 »

^ What he said

P.S. It was a medical degree.

Liquid Emperor
« Reply #3 on: 04-20-2002 19:46 »

Oh jeez, you have to steal ALL the fame and glory, don't you cellery?
PCC Fred

Space Pope
« Reply #4 on: 04-20-2002 20:21 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2002 20:21 »

First of all, Leela recquisitions Hermes a new A.  At the same time Bender steals everything of value from the PE building, before F,L,B,A, and Z zoom off in the PE ship, pausing briefly to fire on FOX studios.

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
« Reply #5 on: 04-21-2002 03:33 »

Bender: Primeminister of Norway.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #6 on: 04-21-2002 11:31 »

Bender: A Robot Pimp
Fry: a loser Pizza boy
Leela: work at the orphanage
Amy: Talkshow host.


Liquid Emperor
« Reply #7 on: 04-21-2002 11:50 »

Heh, if Amy had a popular talk show, "Spluh" and "Clool" would become world-wide catchphrases.

Urban Legend
« Reply #8 on: 04-21-2002 13:00 »

Along with:
Martian/Cantonese Swear words,
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