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PEE Poll: Zoidberg's perfect love!
Leela   -2 (5.7%)
Mom   -6 (17.1%)
Hookerbot   -5 (14.3%)
other   -22 (62.9%)
Total Voters: 35

FutureShockkZ

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« on: 07-01-2010 20:20 »

If zoidberg were to date anyone on  the show, who do you think it should be?
Books

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« Reply #1 on: 07-01-2010 20:41 »

i love zodbig
Jezzem

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« Reply #2 on: 07-02-2010 03:24 »

So is this FutureShockkZ guy supposed to be, like, FutureShock's fake account or something?
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« Reply #3 on: 07-02-2010 03:29 »

I honestly don't know.

But surely he'd not... ya know, pick something so close to his own name. Anyhow this newb was in #fc earlier... if it's Future Shock... he's a fag?
winna

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« Reply #4 on: 07-02-2010 03:50 »

You're pretty hawt. smile
Future Shock

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« Reply #5 on: 07-02-2010 11:02 »

He's not my fake account, I don't type that bad. I wouldn't bother to make a fake account anyway. Just because it has FutureShock in the title doesn't mean he's me.
FutureShockkZ

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« Reply #6 on: 07-04-2010 05:34 »

Haha  I'm joking guys, just wanted to see if you would rip on me. :P It's Future Shock
Future Shock

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« Reply #7 on: 07-04-2010 06:20 »

... the hell? Shut up.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #8 on: 07-04-2010 23:07 »

Zoidberg seemed to have a chance with Edna, but she died.  Also, if you can see in the background of A Night to Remember, you can see Zoidberg is with some kind of octopus creature. 
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #9 on: 07-07-2010 01:49 »

I think Zoidberg and Nibbler would make a cute pair...
futurefreak

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« Reply #10 on: 03-23-2011 19:35 »

I'm picturing that right now...wow. I would prefer tham as master and pet but whatever.

Zoidberg should have gone with M5438 instead of Amy.
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« Reply #11 on: 03-24-2011 03:09 »

Well Zoidberg IS a doctor so he should be with a super model type... but in his case I think Miss Vega 4 is a good choice.
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« Reply #12 on: 03-24-2011 06:07 »

I'm picturing that right now...wow. I would prefer tham as master and pet but whatever.

I was right. The nerdy ones are the most kinky! shifty
futurefreak

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« Reply #13 on: 03-24-2011 09:50 »

Shut up baby I know it! wink
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #14 on: 03-24-2011 17:07 »

I'd like to see Zoidberg date a human girl.  Preferably a black woman who's a Pam Grier type!  That would be hilarious!  They can call themselves Cleopatra Zoid! 
futurefreak

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« Reply #15 on: 03-25-2011 19:31 »

...what
hobbitboy

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« Reply #16 on: 03-26-2011 12:15 »


 Actually, it's probably best if you don't ask.

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futuramafanboy

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« Reply #17 on: 03-29-2011 20:57 »

whats the name of the girl that zoidberg like in the  mating season episode cuz i think he shood date her in the show
futurefreak

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« Reply #18 on: 03-29-2011 21:10 »

Edna???? wtf? How can he date her, she died after mating with the emperor guy!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #19 on: 04-04-2011 15:55 »

She could come back as a ghost, a sexy ghost.

Or better yet a sexy pirate ghost!

But seriously, Zoidberg shouldn't date her, he's tried that already. He should date Heather instead.


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winna

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« Reply #20 on: 04-04-2011 16:07 »

No, I want to date Heather.

Zoidberg might be gay.
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« Reply #21 on: 04-05-2011 08:51 »

Oh totally Heather. But first he has to perform surgery.
Free Hot Meal

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« Reply #22 on: 04-05-2011 10:03 »

i love zodbig

Is that some new character in the show?



This is who Zoidberg will date (he already fell in love with one once):

futurefreak

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« Reply #23 on: 04-05-2011 10:18 »

The purposefully fuzzy camerawork in that scene bugged the crap outta me. Was it fuzzy because of the glass the lobster was in, or were they trying to do a subtle TOS thing where the camera gets out of focus when they show the a female love interest? You know what I'm talking about, whoever watches Trek!
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« Reply #24 on: 04-05-2011 15:48 »

How did you know I was going to post next, futurefreak?
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« Reply #25 on: 04-05-2011 19:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2011 19:36 »

Ahhh, no. I like Zoidberg being a hopeless loser. That's what makes him so funny.

Like Fry, (At least for most of his life.) who I felt sorry for, and I think he didn't deserve to be a loser. Not to say Zoidberg deserved to be a loser, but that's just his character. And everyone hates him (nobody loves him), he smells bad, and he's a loser. And he can't stop eatting. However many of the fans, including me love (Not inlove, at least for me, anyway since he's a cartoon character, and damn ugly, and he's the same sex as me) him for being this way.

As for Zoidberg's perfect: Food.
winna

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« Reply #26 on: 04-05-2011 19:42 »

The purposefully fuzzy camerawork in that scene bugged the crap outta me. Was it fuzzy because of the glass the lobster was in, or were they trying to do a subtle TOS thing where the camera gets out of focus when they show the a female love interest? You know what I'm talking about, whoever watches Trek!

It's both.  One being a parody of the other.  Hence the joke has 8 different distinct layers.  Two different combinations to the third power.
Free Hot Meal

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« Reply #27 on: 04-06-2011 09:01 »

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.
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« Reply #28 on: 04-06-2011 12:32 »

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

winna

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« Reply #29 on: 04-06-2011 12:34 »

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

It's also due to the physical nature of light bending through glass and water at varying degrees.  I already explained how that joke has 8 distinct layers.
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« Reply #30 on: 04-06-2011 14:48 »

I just thought it was because the lobster was in water.
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« Reply #31 on: 04-06-2011 16:12 »

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go? confused
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« Reply #32 on: 04-06-2011 16:30 »

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go? confused

Dunno.  Maybe it simply flows into the remainder of the body due to shock induced hypotension?

SpaceCase

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« Reply #33 on: 04-06-2011 17:21 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2011 17:31 »

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go? confused

    

I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

Free Hot Meal

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« Reply #34 on: 04-07-2011 07:09 »
« Last Edit on: 04-07-2011 07:12 »

You beat me to it. wink

I thought it was fuzzy due to the "love" shown towards the female lobster and just that.

It's also due to the physical nature of light bending through glass and water at varying degrees.  I already explained how that joke has 8 distinct layers.


I'll have to re-watch that scene.  I see your point on the light distorting the picture.  However, I thought the frame's corners turned white, picture-framing the lobster and thus, just indicating love.  If that is not the case, then your multiple joke layer thought is correct.

And it might be correct nonetheless...each joke layer being more correct than the first. wink
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« Reply #35 on: 04-07-2011 09:08 »

Yes.  That's what happens to guys' vision when they notice a good looking woman and the blood starts to drain out of their brain.

Where does it go? confused

To the secondary brain.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #36 on: 04-12-2011 12:48 »


 I thought that with guys it's the one on top that's the secondary brain.    confused

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totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #37 on: 04-12-2011 17:49 »

No, it's the primary brain. That's why we use the secondary brain to make all the important decisions... the primary brain needs to be saved for things like analysing Zoidberg's love life. tongue
Vyolet

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« Reply #38 on: 10-02-2011 11:02 »

The thing that bugged me most about that scene was that Zoidberg had TEETH!  It just didn't look right and he hasn't had them since.
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« Reply #39 on: 10-02-2011 11:18 »

The thing that bugged me most about that scene was that Zoidberg had TEETH!  It just didn't look right and he hasn't had them since.

Yes, this was in the earlier episodes, but they decided they looked too weird or "not-alien" or something and removed them. wink
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