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canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #40 on: 07-23-2003 22:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-23-2003 22:40 »

Hooray! Now Zoidberg is the popular one!


Edit: Top of the page!  Crawl, pigs!  The pharaoh has spoken!
Sil

Professor
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« Reply #41 on: 07-24-2003 10:05 »

Farnsworth: "I'm sorry, the Smell-a-Scope isn't powerful enough.  Bender's odour is so mild, it's being overpowered by local sources."
(All glare at Zoidberg)
Zoidberg: "Hooray, people are paying attention to me!"
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #42 on: 11-29-2004 17:31 »

Here's my favorite Hermes quote:

To Bender: "You got broken, and became a folk singer!  Both out dreams came true!"

I think that's how the quote went like, correct me if I'm wrong.  I guess Hermes has it in for Bender as well as Zoidberg!   wink
morbo_it

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 12-01-2004 14:28 »

this one is amazing
prof.: the ruffians smoke your cigars!
hermes: that's NOT a cigar.. and it's not mine!
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 12-01-2004 15:41 »

Actualy, I like Hermes catch phrase, when he says "great something of yada-yada", like;

"great Honey Bee of Infinity!"

"Great three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

I know there have been a bunch of others, but I cant remember them all right now............
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #45 on: 12-10-2004 16:39 »

I pay a little more attention to Helmes than Sal.

LabarbaraC91

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #46 on: 02-22-2005 18:50 »

Hermes is awsome!Labarbara is way better than him!Hermes and Labarbara are perfect for each other!!Hermes is so hot!!!
Fry_GIRL

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #47 on: 12-24-2006 09:17 »

LaBarbara is soo cool! Why is this thread pretty much dead?! Hermes is coo.
Actor-mo-tron

Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 12-24-2006 10:59 »

Hermes is definitely one of my favs. His humor is real boring and dry, just like the neutrals. You don't exactly laugh out loud at most of his bits, but you think about them a lot later.

He decided not to off himself because he realized that life isn't about the badges that others give you, it's about just getting the chance to file. That is deep.

Oh yeah and does anyone know what Labarbara says in his song "Something when wron when my man..."
I can never understand her.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #49 on: 12-24-2006 16:08 »

LaBarbra- But something changed when my man turned pro,
Hermes- I was sorting but I wasnít smiling.
LaBarbra- He forgot itís not about badges and rank,
Hermes- Itís supposed to be about the filing!

from memory - so it might be a bit off  smile
Actor-mo-tron

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 12-24-2006 21:11 »

Pro! That's the word I was looking or. Thanks.
Fry_GIRL

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #51 on: 12-27-2006 23:20 »

Haha. Until a couple days ago, I used to think that she was saying "when my man turned broke".
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #52 on: 12-28-2006 13:45 »

I just like the fact that he hates all of his employees, like in TFP, he had to think about not sending them into the sun
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 01-04-2007 22:32 »

He's even evil and manipulative in Leela's dream in Anthology II, yelling at the professor "Now sign that will I gave you!" Then turning to Leela with a cheerful voice, "He's not here."
Love it.
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #54 on: 01-06-2007 13:05 »

hermes can really piss me of at times, but he can be funny on some occasions.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 01-09-2007 14:20 »

his sense of humor is a different type, and its cool he can limbo, hes cool in my book.
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« Reply #56 on: 01-23-2007 20:46 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
I just like the fact that he hates all of his employees, like in TFP, he had to think about not sending them into the sun
I think that's gotta be my favorite Hermes moment.  That long pause to "mm-OK."

The writers are also always really good with his catch phrases - "Great giant anteater of Santa-Anita!"
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #57 on: 01-24-2007 00:16 »

I alos like his fat, ugly, promiscous mother and his zombie grandma, I smell a spin off
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 01-24-2007 14:39 »

I think Hermes is one of the best characters. He can limbo, he's Jamaican (I'm currently obsessed with Jamaica for some random reason),he's sometimes evil (TFP) and he's got some great exclamations! "What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost?!" - I love that one.  big grin Also, we don't know much about him, which makes you want to know more.  tongue
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #59 on: 01-25-2007 19:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2007 00:00 »

I gotta say my favorite quote is in "Anthology of Interest I" when leela is killing him. 
"What's that you're hacking off? is it my torso!? AH! It is.  My precious torso!"
Also, any time he shouts"My manwhich!" I burst out laughing. 
frowntown

Crustacean
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« Reply #60 on: 12-01-2007 15:40 »

In the new film I enjoy at the beginning when Hermes is introducing the planet express crew then says

"Bureaucrat Grade 34, Hermes Conrad...is who I am.
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