- Your posts make my eyes bleed.
- Please learn and use proper English.
- Please don't write run-on sentences.
- Please use capitalization.
- Please use punctuation.
- I won't even mention spelling.
- Please do not misunderstand: I don't say this to flame you, I say it because your posts are genuinely difficult to read, and I want to encourage you (with gentle urgency) to improve your writing.
I know you’ve been posting since September ’09, but just in case no one has done it yet:
Welcome to our little piece of the Internet, or "Nerd-vana.” We call it P.E.E.L.
Just hang your coat on a peg, step in, and follow the chanting...
Someone will come ‘round to show you the secret handshake...
I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...