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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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One of my favourites is from "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" by the lovely Linda.
*Morbo spins around on his chair and falls off* "hahaha - you fell!"
So simple, but the way Tress MacNeil does that line is just so amazing. Gotta love her.
I always rewind that scene at least twice every time I watch "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid." Such a ridiculous, hilarious moment. Speaking of really funny Tress MacNeille readings... The Grand Midwife: I will now take my leave. I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore.
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TheSLIP
Crustacean
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I have to agree that a lot of the one-liners are great. As for me, I'll probably have to go with my signature. In case I end up changing it, it's:
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Two of my favorite bits from "Amazon Women in the Mood"--in both instances, it's the reading that kills me...
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball. Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk? Ornik: Yes. They still laugh. Femputer: The men must die.
And:
Guard #1: How Tonk look? Guard #2: Tonk look good. Me fat. Guard #1: No, you look good. Tonk fat.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From "Lethal Inspection":
Bender: We're just a stone's throw from Tijuana. See? Voice: Dios mio, a rock has fallen here, in the outskirts of Tijuana. Bender: Is it within the city limit? Voice: I think yes. Bender: Told you!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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"That was the old Fry.....he's dead now."
"Oh the vast unimaginable emptiness!" (shakes empty beer can)
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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'No I'm..... Doesn't!'
'Did Everything just Taste Purple for a Second?'
'Bite my Red Hot glowing Ass!'
'Bite my Colossal Metal Ass!'
'Bite my Shiney Metal Hat!'
The last one made me Laugh out Loud when I actually watched it. XD
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Ghost and Horse
Crustacean
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"Fry, Fry, You're missing the Dinosaurs!"
"It's Okay, they're not Going anywhere. Hey where'd they go?"
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Regulator
Crustacean
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'Bite my Red Hot glowing Ass!'
'Bite my Colossal Metal Ass!'
'Bite my Glorious Golden Ass!'
'Lick my frozen metal ass!'
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