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FilthyCrab

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« on: 04-04-2002 15:36 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2002 00:00 »

Hermes is always firing insulting shots at Zoidberg.  What are the ones you remember?

"Ya moochin' crawdad" from Deep South

Tell yer mom I said "Hi!"
Nixorbo

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« Reply #1 on: 04-04-2002 15:37 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2002 15:37 »

Windy barnacle - Amazon Women in the Mood

And your sig is a horrible misquote.  Here's that entire scene, transcribed as I watched
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #2 on: 04-04-2002 15:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2002 15:52 »

Hermes said "Listen, ya filthy crab" in Xmas Story when they're talking about Jamaican bobsleigh teams.
skullhappy

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« Reply #3 on: 04-05-2002 15:23 »

 you're a crazy penniless lobster doctor. No combonation of you should be a comedian.

...from That's Lobstertainment.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #4 on: 04-05-2002 15:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2002 15:33 »

At the beginning of "Insane in the Mainframe" when Zoidberg is congratulated for working at Planet Express for 10 years Hermes says something about him, but I can't remember what. It's really annoying me, someone please check...

edit - I see that Xenomorph has found it, thanx smile
Xenomorph
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« Reply #5 on: 04-05-2002 15:41 »

Ya spineless lobsta!
Chump

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« Reply #6 on: 04-05-2002 16:04 »

Fry called his species "gross disgusting crab-monsters" in "WMIBACIL?"
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #7 on: 04-05-2002 16:32 »

Yes, more insulting comments on Zoidberg!
B.Frankendorfer

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« Reply #8 on: 04-05-2002 16:43 »

He's been called the lobster equivilant of Fry as well.
Teral

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« Reply #9 on: 04-05-2002 17:30 »

Hermes calls him a parasite in "Why Must I Be..."

If we're branding this out to other characters: The Wongs called him "Lobster-mooch" in "Where The Buggalo Roam"
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #10 on: 04-06-2002 06:25 »

I hereby lay claim to the following Hermes exclamations for my fanfic. If I've claimed one already used on the show or in another fanfic, please inform me of my brainfart.

Teral

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« Reply #11 on: 04-06-2002 07:13 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
I hereby lay claim to the following Hermes exclamations for my fanfic. If I've claimed one already used on the show or in another fanfic, please inform me of my brainfart.

They all seems genuine to me. And nice sounding by the way. Good work.

I'm a bit uncertain about this one though. Sounds familiar somehow, but I can't say from where.

Meh, it's probably just me. My memory have probably started to play tricks on me.  wink

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Just Chris

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« Reply #12 on: 04-06-2002 12:41 »

Let's post all the gibberish Hermes has said in the show! I'll start.

"Great Caesar's ghost!"
"Great lion of Zion!"
Teral

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« Reply #13 on: 04-06-2002 13:22 »

"Great cow of Moscow."
"Sweet something of someplace."
Great boa of Western and Eastern Samoa."
B.Frankendorfer

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« Reply #14 on: 04-07-2002 12:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
"Great Caesar's ghost!"

That's gibberish?  Watch to the old "Superman" TV show.  wink

yokurt

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« Reply #15 on: 04-07-2002 12:37 »

can you tell what Hermes says when Santa Claus
is trying to get into the planet express building in x-mas story
sweet...of...    I cannot understand it.
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #16 on: 04-11-2002 12:16 »

I can't remember the episode, so I'm not going to get the quote exactly right but I'm sure Hermes said: "cram it Zoidberg, cram it wherever your species traditionaly crams t'ings"
Nixorbo

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« Reply #17 on: 04-11-2002 12:46 »

"Up yours, Zoidberg, up where ever your species traditionally crams things.  The only sensible way to choose a successor is with a limbo contest."
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #18 on: 04-12-2002 08:10 »

Thanks Nix.  Was that from A Clone of My Own?
foxvomit

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« Reply #19 on: 04-22-2002 12:07 »

There's a classic Beverly Hillbillys episode where  some hippies thought Jethro was high from smoking crawdabs.
Gilgamesh

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« Reply #20 on: 04-23-2002 12:11 »

 
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Originally posted by foxvomit:
There's a classic Beverly Hillbillys episode ...


oh no there isn't
Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #21 on: 04-23-2002 12:28 »

He says "Great llamas of the Bahamas!" In the civil service episode...which I cant remember what its called....Boo. I love that episode...
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #22 on: 04-30-2002 10:02 »

He was nice to him for once in "How Hermes Requisitioned his groove back" coz when Hermes turns back up at the office from the underground cave or whatever, he says that Zoidberg saved him and then Zoidberg shouts Hurray! Or something like that  smile I think thats the only time he's been nice to him though  wink
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #23 on: 04-30-2002 22:04 »

 
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Originally posted by foxvomit:
There's a classic Beverly Hillbillys episode where  some hippies thought Jethro was high from smoking crawdabs.
Hey, that's Elzar's 10xGreat Grandfather!

newDeliveryBoy

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« Reply #24 on: 05-01-2002 12:01 »

"listen, you fat fish...", Amazon Women in the Mood.

though he's not a fish...

"Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
Ricky

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« Reply #25 on: 05-02-2002 04:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-02-2002 04:31 »

Our electricity bill is climbing faster than a green snake up a sugar cane
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #26 on: 05-03-2002 08:16 »

Thanks, NewDeliveryBoy - and welcome.
Bender3000

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« Reply #27 on: 05-05-2002 13:12 »

The pressure will crush you like a greensnake under a sugarcane truck!
What is it with Hermes and greensnakes and sugarcanes?
Maybe it's time we put hermes in a home....
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