what is elzar?

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I have been wondering what is Elzar. In teenage mutant leela hurles when they go to the spa there is heather who looks like elzar. And Elzars waitress in bender gets made looks like him. Does anyone know who or what elzar is?

[Reply #1 on:]

Elzar is a Neptunian, check the second Xmas ep.

"We are free and fairly sober..."

[Reply #2 on:]

Maybe you should look it up before asking trivial questions.

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[Reply #4 on:]

Coldy has the power!

[Reply #5 on:]

And the Glory, too?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #6 on:]

Yes definetly unlike lavalamp247

[Reply #7 on:]

 Is Beck's drummer also Neptunian?

[Reply #8 on:]

Yes; as is the butcher who sold Bender the slug, but you knew that already, right?

[Reply #9 on:]

She-ra's waist is thinner than her head. She could be a model.

[Reply #10 on:]

As like every other female cartoon character.

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Is Beck's drummer also Neptunian?

Def Leppards drummer is exactly 1/2 Neptunian I guess.

She-ra's waist is thinner than her head. She could be a model.

Would anybody hazard a guess on Leela's measurements, if she were a real person,and not a cartoon character?

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   Def Leppards drummer is exactly 1/2 Neptunian I guess.

Don't you mean 1/4?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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Would anybody hazard a guess on Leela's measurements, if she were a real person,and not a cartoon character?

Whatever they are, I assume most dudes here would take her out on a date.

I draw the line at having 2 eyes

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Rick Allen has 1 arm and 2 legs=3
Neptunians 4 arms and 2 legs   =6  equals1/2

Would anybody hazard a guess on Leela's measurements, if she were a real person,and not a cartoon character?

Whatever they are, I assume most dudes here would take her out on a date.

I draw the line at having 2 eyes

My guess would be 36c 24 38 because of that muscular butt.

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As like every other female cartoon character.

(hesitates) ye-eah... that's actually true of most of my fave cartoon shows... but at least partly because they're drawn with huge heads! (5-6 heads tall, or even less). She-ra looks to be about 7 heads or so, more realistic proportions; so her tiny waist stands out more.

Would anybody hazard a guess on Leela's measurements, if she were a real person,and not a cartoon character?

In-show, people react to Leela as though she's variously attractive, athletic, or 'meaty'. Maybe 36-26-38? Also, D cup.

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Would anybody hazard a guess on Leela's measurements, if she were a real person,and not a cartoon character?

In-show, people react to Leela as though she's variously attractive, athletic, or 'meaty'. Maybe 36-26-38? Also, D cup.

Her measurements are actually mentioned in Into the Wild Green Yonder by Zapp Brannigan to be 36-24-36, and if my 'boob cam' doesn't escape me, I'd say DD, actually.

Edit: Weird me, I am such a metric supporter and totally skipped it:  90-60-90 (note:  European measurement standards should be rounded to nearest 5).

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This the same Zapp Brannigan who thinks he still almost fits into that uniform? I wouldn't trust his opinions on people's measurements Naw, it seems fine, but 36dd-24-36 seems a bit too idealised, is all; overplaying the attractive-Leela over the athletic- and meaty- variants.

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I wouldn't trust Zapp to measure a yardstick. And 36 24 36 is a cliche.

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This the same Zapp Brannigan who thinks he still almost fits into that uniform? I wouldn't trust his opinions on people's measurements Naw, it seems fine, but 36dd-24-36 seems a bit too idealised, is all; overplaying the attractive-Leela over the athletic- and meaty- variants.

Possibly.  While somewhat idealised, I'd say they are pretty close to gate.  But Leela is certainly 'build', if you will.  But it is the best you have to an 'official measurement' from Futurama itself.

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This the same Zapp Brannigan who thinks he still almost fits into that uniform? I wouldn't trust his opinions on people's measurements Naw, it seems fine, but 36dd-24-36 seems a bit too idealised, is all; overplaying the attractive-Leela over the athletic- and meaty- variants.

Possibly.  While somewhat idealised, I'd say they are pretty close to gate.  But Leela is certainly 'build', if you will.  But it is the best you have to an 'official measurement' from Futurama itself.

Aye, fair comment - and whatever the measurements, they're fun to look at/draw!

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GRAPH

Okay, okay, I can agree with the first 3 points, but why does she have to be so short?

[Reply #23 on:]

It's another one of those clichés.

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It's another one of those clichés.

That's a bad cliché.  Maybe it is just me digging tall chicks.

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It's not just you; I did tall chicks as well. 

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I'm just under two meters tall so pretty much all "chicks" are short to me.

[Reply #27 on:]

lanky bastard...

(is a titchy 1.78m)

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This topic is now about height discussion.

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elzar's species> drummers> models> Leela's measurements> cliches> height. This thread is about a lot of things

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I'm about 1.7 m.

Used to be 1.98, But I contracted a rare tropical illness that caused me to shrink slightly every time I ranted against society.

I'm better now though, you bourgeoise scum.

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I'm about 1.7 m.

Used to be 1.98, But I contracted a rare tropical illness that caused me to shrink slightly every time I ranted against society.

I'm better now though, you bourgeoise scum.

Uh huh.
1.697 meters and counting... 
 

[Reply #32 on:]

Unless someone locks a offbeat unnecessary thread like this you get a lot of posting pollution. There are so few  good new threads around, People feel they gotta post something.

Guilty as charged.

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I suppose they do feel that way. I clearly feel that way right now. And, since I generally do not post if I feel that I have too much to add (which I usually don't in the first place), I do end up feeling a bit badly about my lower level of conversation.

However, that pressure to post something doesn't have to get the best of you, since as far as I can see you are much less likely to get into any sort of trouble by not posting something than by posting something ridiculous...

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I'm about 1.7 m.

Used to be 1.98, But I contracted a rare tropical illness that caused me to shrink slightly every time I ranted against society.

I'm better now though, you bourgeoise scum.

Uh huh.
1.697 meters and counting... 
 

Girls are always so short.  Odd for a Californian to use metric.  Frenchie.

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...Odd for a Californian to use metric...

[*Shrugs*] 

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...Odd for a Californian to use metric...

[*Shrugs*] 

Sorry, forgot Californian is technically apart of Europe, like New England and Canada (minus Alberta).

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... you are much less likely to get into any sort of trouble by not posting something than by posting something ridiculous...

That hasn't stopped people before, me included.  Besides, how can you "get in trouble" on a bulletin board?  What are they going to do, take away your birthday?  Verbal blasting can't hurt you if you don't let it.  I say have fun & post whatever's on your mind; the devil take the consequences.

Btw, nice XMASized Avatar. 

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Perhaps, but it seems unnecessary to post something just for posting's sake. Of course, that sentiment could be more a product of my own shyness and social awkwardness than forum etiquette.

As for "getting in trouble," maybe trouble wasn't the correct word (besides referring to a banning or something like that); I was thinking mainly of the verbal bashing and such and meant that some of it could be avoided.

Btw, nice XMASized Avatar. 

Thanks! However, credit must go to SoS for making it.

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Going back on topic to the off topic, topic of Leela's measurements,

From Bender's Game special features menu:



I guess that's 1/3rd of the problem solved.

-On another note, Leela's right hand is upside down.