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jilly

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« on: 07-30-2009 23:28 »

You're riding down the highway, and you accidentally drift to far to the right, and your tire is riding on the rumble strips, and at the loud vibrations, the first thing your child says is:

"It's the Hypno-Toad!" and looks wildly around the car in a mixture of fear and excitement..  laff
David A

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« Reply #1 on: 07-31-2009 15:54 »

That's adorable.  love
Officer 1BDI

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« Reply #2 on: 08-01-2009 01:17 »

G'awww.

Eons ago, when I was still in high school, one of my friends told me that her baby brother randomly burst into song one afternoon; a tune about being made of metal and being able to remove his arms and legs and head at will.  She finally figured out he was pretending to be Bender.
Taco Wiz

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« Reply #3 on: 08-31-2009 04:33 »

That's cute! I watched Futurama in first grade. I still remember the first episode I saw on [adult swim], it was when Leela got surgery to have two eyes. Ah, the good old days. Then, five years later, at age 11, my Dad says "You're old enough to understand the sexual content, and therefore should not view Futurama". Two years later, at age thirteen, he says it's okay. I'm rambling on now.

Still, I think I don't know what's cuter; a toddler pretending to be Bender or a toddler saying that the car sounds like Hypno Toad. Wait...it's probably the make-believe Bender song that's the most cute.
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #4 on: 08-31-2009 20:33 »

Oh, when I was 4 I watched futurama, And I called it ding ding, because of the music!
coldangel

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« Reply #5 on: 09-01-2009 00:00 »

willsterdude - you're too young to be on the Internet without adult supervision.
Taco Wiz

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« Reply #6 on: 09-01-2009 03:05 »

Cold Angel, go parent your own children. Wait, you don't have any, because women don't like men who go around parenting random kids online.

PWNED!

Okay, in all seriousness...mind your own business. Really.
coldangel

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« Reply #7 on: 09-01-2009 04:08 »

I've fathered two kids actually.

Oh... 'PWNED'  roll eyes

And shut up - willster's been spamming up this board for months, triple-posting everywhere and generally saying really dumb shit. So in all seriousness - mind your own business. Really. Because up to this point, you've been okay.
Frisco17

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« Reply #8 on: 09-01-2009 04:16 »

Taco I'm going to give you a bit of friendly advice, just let it go. Coldy's an unstopable force of nature. He's destroyed much stronger people than you. Trust me.
coldangel

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« Reply #9 on: 09-01-2009 05:42 »

Yes well... Coldy triumphs over 13-year-old kid. Not really one for the hall of fame, eh?
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #10 on: 09-01-2009 06:55 »

Yes well... Coldy triumphs over 13-year-old kid. Not really one for the hall of fame, eh?

Yeah, that's right up there with the Klingons singing battle songs of The Conquest Of the Tribble Homeworld.
coldangel

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« Reply #11 on: 09-01-2009 07:02 »

They lost more than three-thousand warriors on that campaign. Little furballs got BIG teeth.
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #12 on: 09-01-2009 11:40 »

willsterdude - you're too young to be on the Internet without adult supervision.
look, If my parents say I can go on the internet on my own, then  that's their decision. But anyway, get back on topic instead of saying I'm too young to go on the internet on my own.
coldangel

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« Reply #13 on: 09-01-2009 11:44 »

I don't suppose you could at least go to a different part of the Internet?
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #14 on: 09-01-2009 11:56 »

what do you expect me to be on- Boring educational sites? No way.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #15 on: 09-01-2009 13:07 »

At least the lines would be short.

And you could learn all about whalers on the Moon.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #16 on: 09-01-2009 15:30 »

oh yeah! We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we just tell tales and sing our whaling tune.
Freako

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« Reply #17 on: 09-01-2009 15:35 »

The song was implied you didn't have to sing it.
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #18 on: 09-01-2009 15:42 »

Cold Angel, go parent your own children. Wait, you don't have any, because women don't like men who go around parenting random kids online.

PWNED!

Okay, in all seriousness...mind your own business. Really.
Thanks for that. But anyway, you know a 5 year old has watched too much futurama when-  he/she starts wanting to go to the toilet and eat nachos at the same time

Jezzem

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« Reply #19 on: 09-01-2009 17:10 »

I really wouldn't be thanking him when all he did was make a lame joke about Coldy not being able to get girls (LOL HE LIEK TOTALLY INSULTED HIS MANHOOD!!!1) then said "PWNED!" Like as if he had won some kind of on going argument or something...
Nixons Head

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« Reply #20 on: 09-01-2009 20:13 »

You know a 5 year old has watched too much futurama when they come on the internet and start annoying me on a Futurama forum. Hi willsterdude! Hi Taco Wiz!
Taco Wiz

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« Reply #21 on: 09-01-2009 21:34 »

At least the lines would be short.

And you could learn all about whalers on the Moon.
Best Futurama reference ever.

oh yeah! We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we just tell tales and sing our whaling tune.
No offense, but you just killed the joke.

I really wouldn't be thanking him when all he did was make a lame joke about Coldy not being able to get girls (LOL HE LIEK TOTALLY INSULTED HIS MANHOOD!!!1) then said "PWNED!" Like as if he had won some kind of on going argument or something...
I was SUPPOSED to sound stupid. Nobody really shouts "PWNED". It's a stereotype. I was making fun of myself.

Then I said "in all seriousness" to show that I was stopping the random silliness, and told Coldy to mind his own business.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #22 on: 09-01-2009 21:42 »

oh yeah! We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales so we just tell tales and sing our whaling tune.
No offense, but you just killed the joke.

Yeah, he does that alot.
hobo bot

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« Reply #23 on: 09-01-2009 22:27 »

Oh god, to quote a famous film, "now there are two of them"!
Frisco17

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« Reply #24 on: 09-02-2009 02:38 »

You should not have made this bargain, hobo.
Taco Wiz

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« Reply #25 on: 09-02-2009 02:48 »

Cold Angel, go parent your own children. Wait, you don't have any, because women don't like men who go around parenting random kids online.

PWNED!

Okay, in all seriousness...mind your own business. Really.
Thanks for that. But anyway, you know a 5 year old has watched too much futurama when-  he/she starts wanting to go to the toilet and eat nachos at the same time


I think this thread is for stuff that a five year old would actually do...and HAS done.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #26 on: 09-03-2009 03:32 »

Oh god, to quote a famous film, "now there are two of them"!
Jebus, they're multiplying like rabbits.  Frisco, time to deploy the PEEL anti-spamming software...

You know you let your 5 year old watch too much Futurama when she says "daddy, can I go play with sissy, why not..."
Frisco17

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« Reply #27 on: 09-03-2009 03:51 »

Oh god, to quote a famous film, "now there are two of them"!
Jebus, they're multiplying like rabbits.  Frisco, time to deploy the PEEL anti-spamming software...

You mean the JDAM?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #28 on: 09-03-2009 04:26 »

That's the one.  Launch it!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #29 on: 09-03-2009 18:45 »

That's the cool thing about Futurama.  It's not aimed at any specific age group!  Anybody at any age can watch it! 
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #30 on: 09-03-2009 19:08 »

yeah, no one pays attention to those age ratings on the box. and I'm not being sarcastic, because The show is for 12 and over, but I started watching it in 2003/2004, when I was 4 and I still watch it now.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #31 on: 09-04-2009 17:28 »

Yeah cause 'spanish fry' is suitable for all.....
coldangel

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« Reply #32 on: 09-05-2009 02:18 »

That makes Willster like 9 years old. A 9-year old on a board without a fucking profanity filter.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #33 on: 09-05-2009 02:40 »

9 at most
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #34 on: 09-05-2009 19:25 »

Look, I'm 10.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #35 on: 09-05-2009 19:33 »

Yes im sure you are, nobody lies on the internet. I think its a federal offense.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #36 on: 09-05-2009 23:53 »

OK, enough already.  Get back on topic.
Nixons Head

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« Reply #37 on: 09-06-2009 00:15 »

Sorry sir, im trying.
goodnewseveryone

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« Reply #38 on: 09-06-2009 03:02 »

You're riding down the highway, and you accidentally drift to far to the right, and your tire is riding on the rumble strips, and at the loud vibrations, the first thing your child says is:

"It's the Hypno-Toad!" and looks wildly around the car in a mixture of fear and excitement..  laff

That's so cute
goodnewseveryone

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« Reply #39 on: 09-06-2009 03:13 »

What's with everyone making fun of the young kid.  He's a fan like the rest of us.  No need to be tough guys around him...
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