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Author Topic: Do you think MOM is hot?  (Read 7043 times)
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PEE Poll: Is MOM hot?
Yes   -7 (12.5%)
No   -43 (76.8%)
Yes but I just love older women.   -6 (10.7%)
Total Voters: 56

Tachyon

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« Reply #80 on: 06-16-2014 11:40 »


I had neglected to vote; thx for the reminder.  (Bad Tachy!)  Mom is rather cute for a younger woman (younger than me, in any case). smile

Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #81 on: 06-16-2014 12:42 »

She doesn't look so bad in the skintight antagonist clothes, but no, not really. no no

I mean, 16 feet!? That's simply too much for neutron laser-shooting kitten toys!
Lyra405

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« Reply #82 on: 06-16-2014 15:14 »

I mean, 16 feet!? That's simply too much for neutron laser-shooting kitten toys!

Filthy toothless nerd!
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #83 on: 06-17-2014 21:16 »

For her age, Mom's got a rockin' bod.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #84 on: 06-17-2014 21:28 »

For her age, Mom's got a rockin' bod.

I'm sure she's had several rounds of reconstructive surgery, and probably some replacement parts. In fact, she may well have the sexual equipment of a teenager* (which would explain Farnsworth's constant willingness to do the driest, wrinkliest, horizontal tango in future history), and if I was a hundred and eighty I suppose I'd find her about as desirable as anything else.

Speaking as somebody who isn't even forty yet, I don't find elephant skin rugs all that attractive, personally.

*Literally or figuratively. Either is possible in the Futuramaverse.
winna

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« Reply #85 on: 07-12-2014 08:37 »

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« Reply #86 on: 07-19-2014 23:17 »

In a word? No.

In two words? Fuck No.
Motor Oil

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« Reply #87 on: 07-19-2014 23:37 »

I'd guess that sex with Mom would involve lots of slapping, which makes my answer a resounding no.
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #88 on: 07-20-2014 00:59 »

Eh. I'd try anything once. The downside is that I feel like she wouldn't tell me what the safe word is.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #89 on: 07-20-2014 14:58 »

I'd guess that sex with Mom would involve lots of slapping, which makes my answer a resounding no.

After reading this I assumed you meant wrinkly skin slapping on the other person's skin. But then I realised you meant slapping as in a slap to the face.
Cudry

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« Reply #90 on: 07-20-2014 15:05 »

puke
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #91 on: 07-20-2014 23:48 »

I think you meant flirt
Cudry

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« Reply #92 on: 07-20-2014 23:53 »

Yes. I did.

Two Liters of Slurm

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« Reply #93 on: 08-03-2014 01:40 »

It's like saying you think a limp phallus is hot.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #94 on: 08-03-2014 12:53 »

limp phallus

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