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Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #80 on: 02-10-2004 21:38 »
« Last Edit on: 02-10-2004 21:38 »

*bump*

   
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Zoidberg: "As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets - including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them - Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could've been happier, unless it would've also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!"

That's most definately one of my favorites!    laff

My other favorite Zoidy quotes (which I know other people have mentioned) are...

From "Time Keeps on Slipping"

Fry: My life is so empty.
Zoidberg: ZOOIIIIIDDBERGG!

From "Bend Her":

Zoidberg: There's a frilly cake in here you'd never forget! I know I won't! At night it haunts me with it's frosted beauty...ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMIT!

and, From "Why must I be a Crustatian in Love?"

Zoidberg: It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!

It's hard to believe that some people think that Zoidberg is the one that got Futurama cancelled.    frown Everyone knows that Futurama was cancelled because the people at FOX are just evil bastards.    wink


Edit: A very crustacious... TOTPD!
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Now a proud Bending Unit!

Y.L.B.-Not your Grandpa's Grandkid.
Lord Zoidberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #81 on: 02-11-2004 12:48 »

Hey everyone it's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp!

It's a fabulous crabulous day.

One art please.

"What? I ate garbage yesterday! And it didn't cost me $300, I'm not paying. Now I bid you adieu." *wup wupwup wup*

Simply the most endearing and hilarious character on any show.
canīt_read

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #82 on: 02-12-2004 05:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-12-2004 05:23 »

*deleted* nevermind...
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #83 on: 02-16-2004 03:12 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Y_L_B:
It's hard to believe that some people think that Zoidberg is the one that got Futurama cancelled.     frown
People think that?   hmpf
Xmpel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #84 on: 02-19-2004 10:23 »

The last episode ruined Dr Zoidberg for good.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #85 on: 02-20-2004 08:58 »

ZoidburgThe music came from your heart, not from your hands.

(Fry plays holophoner and is berated by the auidience)

*Zoidburg*Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
  laff

Also:
One day, they'll look up, from the gutter they will, to see King Zoidburg caressing their precious box! (not sure about the exact wording)
theZoid88

Bending Unit
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« Reply #86 on: 02-21-2004 21:35 »

bender:I dont see any one kissin my ASS!
Zoidy: alright, alright im coming
theZoid88

Bending Unit
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« Reply #87 on: 02-21-2004 21:44 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
ZoidburgThe music came from your heart, not from your hands.

(Fry plays holophoner and is berated by the auidience)

*Zoidburg*Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
   laff

Also:
One day, they'll look up, from the gutter they will, to see King Zoidburg caressing their precious box! (not sure about the exact wording)


psst dont mean to nitpick but its zoidberg, otherwise i like the one with the holophoner
   laff
Dr. Morberg

Professor
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« Reply #88 on: 02-22-2004 12:53 »

I love his lines in "Birdbot"

"Damn it Fry! He may have done wrong, but he's still your captain!"

"And eating penguin eggs..."

"Such a man. I'd follow him to hell and back I would."

"The captians table. What an honor."

Some other great ones, which I'm sure have said:

"I lost it. In a volcanooooo."

"I'm Doctor Zoidberg, homeowner!"

"Oh, I shouldn't have had seconds."
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #89 on: 02-23-2004 14:38 »

Zoidberg: on earth you enjoy a tasty clam, on my planet clams enjoy a tasty you!
(silence)
maybe im not shouting loud enough

htta always gets me, but then again he's probably one of the funniest characters
Spineless

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #90 on: 02-24-2004 12:13 »

Did no one mention...

"Clack"

Drugged up Zoidy rules!
Gambit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 02-24-2004 19:34 »

Fry : this is Bender
Fry's old girlfriend (michelle?):aaaaaaaaahhhh
Fry:leela...
Michelle[/B:]aaaaah
Fry:the professer..
Michelle: *looks to fry* *fry nods* aaaaaahhhhhhhh
Fry:Hermes and Amy
Michelle:hi nice to meet you
Fry: and Dr. Zoidberg
Zoidberg: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH *runs away*


and yes it was worth all that
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #92 on: 02-28-2004 16:12 »

zoidberg:sure butter me up with candy, it wont work sonny.....why always with the fighting?....oh god...IM COMING DOWN!
Sheerin

Crustacean
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« Reply #93 on: 03-25-2004 07:25 »

In Lobstertainment:
zoidberg's acting just cracks me up.
"good ... morning... mr. vice... president."

Reminds me of a little kid.

I love zoidy.

nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #94 on: 03-25-2004 08:43 »

To the tune of Don't Worry,Be happy by Bobby Mcferrin:

"Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style,
Ladies vomit when I smile but does Zoidberg worry?"

"Bee happy"
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #95 on: 03-27-2004 04:54 »

Zoidberg: Did you see me escaping? I was all like - Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop!

Zoidberg: (sarcastic) Ah, the hypochondriac is back? So what is it this time?
Fry: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.
Zoidberg: That's normal. Next patient!

Zoidberg: The King crab is to die for! Look, a tiny, edible crown! (Eats crown)
Amy: What's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!

Zoidberg: Nice try, little boy! You may have your taxbook knowledge and your real diploma, but I have more skill in my little claw than you have in your whole carapace!

Zoidberg: Stop, stop! If you interupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and mollusc with his fiercesome gonads!
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #96 on: 04-16-2004 14:56 »

Why on earth or Decapod 10 has no-one said:

'Yippee Kai-yay you'll never geuss where i've been'

(no idea how to spell that)

Also:
'Yo yo yo what up give up the rock.#strange squeal#
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #97 on: 04-16-2004 15:45 »

'I learnt it in a congestion commercial;
          "Soothing, ACTION, action, action"'
chunks

Bending Unit
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« Reply #98 on: 04-16-2004 16:20 »

dwight: i heard alcohol is bad for you
fry: NO I'M........DOESN'T!
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #99 on: 04-17-2004 12:48 »

zoidberg is brilliant in WTBR.

inez: make yourselves at home
Zoidberg: dont mind if i already did


Leo: buggalo can also be used as rowboat
(see zoidberg in a buggalo boat, waves to everyone else)
Zoidberg: i broke your television.
Red Dread

Poppler
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« Reply #100 on: 04-17-2004 12:57 »

'What an earth'
'steak i tells yeh'


Now if that don't crack u up well i'll be damned
dimension_8

Bending Unit
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« Reply #101 on: 05-15-2004 16:07 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2004 16:07 »

'Your student loans have been repaid? Well why not lending you're old pal Zoidberg a couple of bucks?' - TDS

'I hope everyone has as much fun on my birthday tommo...' (sits on his own with candle in cupcake after time skip) 'awwww' - TKOS

I love that last quote!   laff
Drunknmunky

Bending Unit
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« Reply #102 on: 05-15-2004 16:33 »

"Good riddance to them. Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
-The Cryonic Woman

"Look at me, I'm Dr Zoidberg - homeowner!"
-The Deep South

"More! More! More! More!"
-A Fishful of Dollars
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #103 on: 06-25-2004 01:43 »

Fry: Mermaid!
Bender: you want some lemonade?
Zoidberg: You saw a big parade?  Your student loans have been repaid? Then how about loaning your pal Zoidberg a few buck?  Mr. Millionaire.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #104 on: 06-25-2004 20:48 »

-"Whammy wozzle!" (Fry and the Slurm Factory)
That line always cracks me up whenever he says it.

-"Thank you, golf slave." (Three Hundred Big Boys.)

-"Grrrrrracias!" (When Aliens Attack)

-And just about every time he goes "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #105 on: 06-26-2004 01:29 »

"Did you see me escape? I was all like Woooooooooouuuuuuu" *spins in circles*

(I Dated A Robot)
Spaz

Crustacean
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« Reply #106 on: 06-26-2004 12:01 »

Well I have a lot of expirence
telling patients bad news
so let me break it to him gently.
FRY!!! You have no nose!!
Your nose is gone,You have no
nose on you face,Where it is
I cant say,But on Your face its
NOT!!!

Everyones's always in favor of saving Hitlers brain.. But when  you put it in the body of a great white shark?  ooooo Suddenly you've gone to Far!!
gottalovebender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #107 on: 06-26-2004 13:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by chunks:
dwight: i heard alcohol is bad for you
fry: NO I'M........DOESN'T!

I don't mean to offend, but first that has nothing to do with Zoidy, and second it's "I heard alcohol makes you stupid"

back on-topic,

ZOIDY: Hooray, I'm helping(Insane in the mainframe)

ZOIDY: And I'm the other guy, courage, not enough of it.(AOI2)

LEELA: What's going on, why did you kidnap us?
ZOIDY: and why did I have to take a cab(AOI2)

ZOIDY: I can't believe every ones just ad-libbing (TDHAIPT)

ZOIDY: "Ohhh Dannyboy! The pipes! The pipes are calling!"
BENDER: "Whoyboy?"
ZOIDY: "From gland to gland and down ..."
BENDER: "Dannyboy?? You are at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Dannyboy?? You really are a massive bonehead!"
ZOIDY: "I'm expressing my sorrow!"
BENDER: "Get lost!" (APTR)

ZOIDY: "Alright, anteater number one. Who are you protecting? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me! I need a name!"
ANTEATER 1: *growl*
ZOIDY: "What? How do you spell that?"
HERMES: "What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"
ZOIDY: "Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things."(AOI1)


My hair smells like avocado
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #108 on: 06-26-2004 21:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by gottalovebender:
ZOIDY: "From gland to gland and down ..."

The line is "from glen to glen...." A glen is a narrow/secluded valley.

Bender: "I forgot it's a hover bridge"
Leela: "And I forgot this isn't a hover car."
Fry: "Is any of that a problem?"
Zoidberg: "Not if you've lived a life without regrets." ... (He freaks out)
Fridge

Crustacean
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« Reply #109 on: 06-27-2004 21:04 »

*munch munch* I'm a doctor. She is dead. *munch munch - bendher
Odelay3547

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #110 on: 07-06-2004 18:56 »

It still taunts me with it's glistening frostiness. ORDER THE CAKE, DAMMIT!

gottalovebender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #111 on: 07-06-2004 20:48 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
 The line is "from glen to glen...." A glen is a narrow/secluded valley.

But how do you know Zoidberg got it right huh?! Either way I just coppied it from CGEF, I remembered he sang the song but forgot the words, and it's what they had. AND ZOIDBERG COULD'VE GOTTEN IT WRONG!!! But probably not.

My hair smells like avocado
Ttomalss
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #112 on: 07-21-2004 19:03 »

Hello, everyone, and I've got two:

Z: Captain, I don't think we're on Pluto anymore.  In fact, I think we may have left the known universe.

F: I thought you said you knew how to navigate!

Z: DON'T YELL AT ME!!! (uncontrollable sobbing)

and...

Z: Look out!  Land robuts!
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #113 on: 08-18-2005 17:14 »

I love when he said "What would the robut do" too xD
LoveForFry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #114 on: 08-18-2005 22:55 »

Z:Im Going Down!!!
Jay

Bending Unit
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« Reply #115 on: 08-19-2005 00:13 »

"At last!  Recognition!" - from Bendin' in the Wind.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #116 on: 08-19-2005 10:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2005 10:20 »

Zoidberg:...Now if you excuse me I have Ravioli to eat that has two footprints
(Bender steps on Ravioli maka splat sound)
Zoidberg:Three
(Zoidberg eats Ravioli from floor)
-From Birbbot of Ice-catraz
And the unforgetable:
"The Doctor Is In!"
(Zoidberg gets shot)
"The Doctor Is Out!"
-Biclops Built For 2
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #117 on: 08-28-2005 06:26 »

Q-Bert: First of all Doctor Zoidberg. Do you even HAVE a medical degree?
Zoidy: I lost it...in a volcano.

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Bender: Well I have a sore ass, but I don't see anyone kissing it!

Zoidy: All right, I'm coming.

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
GearShift

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #118 on: 08-28-2005 07:25 »

In Kif gets knocked up a notch when Amy storms out and you hear a baby sobbing noise as the camera zooms to ziodberg... classic!
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #119 on: 08-28-2005 14:46 »

Zoidberg: bllreee!!! Professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it... *squirts glue everywhere* bllrrr!!!
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