who would win??

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Who do you think would win?? Its up to you!

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haha this will be one crazy topic.

I say Bender, he's a robot.

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Isn't it obvious? Leela would have the quick thinking, and Fry can't defend himself, Leela already knows how to kick robot ass, farnsworth is an old man so he couldn't fight back, Zoidberg has never learned to defend himself and never will, in Jurassic Bark Leela got Amy hard so no trouble this time. Hermes isn't organised for karate lessons, Kif is a bit shy so he couldn't fight back, and Zapp, may he be a captain, is, as we have seen, in the wrong position.

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zoidbie would be the first to cheese it after professie will hit him on the head with anything! throws some ink & he's out to eat something...

bender though he seems he could get his ass whooped by leela remember when he's got that virus? he stands before her kick and feels nothing.. i gots to give it to him.

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Actually Bender could secretly be a DeathBot 1000. The possibilities are endless.

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leela one time I cheated on her and she kick my ass so much that I almost gone blind

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Isn't it obvious? Leela would have the quick thinking, and Fry can't defend himself, Leela already knows how to kick robot ass, farnsworth is an old man so he couldn't fight back, Zoidberg has never learned to defend himself and never will, in Jurassic Bark Leela got Amy hard so no trouble this time. Hermes isn't organised for karate lessons, Kif is a bit shy so he couldn't fight back, and Zapp, may he be a captain, is, as we have seen, in the wrong position.

Second.

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leela one time I cheated on her and she kick my ass so much that I almost gone blind

Oh, not that again.

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But as a kill-bot, wouldn't Fry's rotating arm attack be nigh unstoppable?

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But as a kill-bot, wouldn't Fry's rotating arm attack be nigh unstoppable?

Fry didn't think he was a kill bot, but a battle droid, an important distinction, sworn to protect humans not kill them.

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Probably Bender or Leela. I would say Fry, but he's pretty good at getting his limbs cut off.

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Actually, that's a good point. Fry is surprisingly resilient.

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I was going to pick Leela but then I thought that Zoidberg would probably win.

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If everyone is fighting at once, Bender.

If it's a 1v1 elimination tournament, Zoidberg.

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I say Farnsworth would win because of his dangerous arsenal of doomsday devices, but he'd kill himself (and likely take out a chunk of the Earth with him) in the process.

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Oh yeah, I forget about his doomsday devices.

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Rather sure the doomsday device was "deviced" in Time Keeps on Slippin'.

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I think the word you want there is "activated". In any case he has quite a few dooomsday devices.

Professor:  "I suppose I could part with one and still be feared."

I have to say Leela on this one. Though if there were guns involved I would say her or Fry. (as in Death Factory III)

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I think the word you want there is "activated". In any case he has quite a few dooomsday devices.

Professor:  "I suppose I could part with one and still be feared."

I have to say Leela on this one. Though if there were guns involved I would say her or Fry. (as in Death Factory III)

One, 'deviced' was a metaphor, but yes It sounds stupid.
Two, I completely forgot! Part with one! Well a professor has to be organized.
Three, If Fry won in Death Factory III, he would most likely win again, but with guns, no. He'd be more used to shooting with his arm. It doesn't have a trigger.

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I think the word you want there is "activated". In any case he has quite a few dooomsday devices.

Professor:  "I suppose I could part with one and still be feared."

I have to say Leela on this one. Though if there were guns involved I would say her or Fry. (as in Death Factory III)

One, 'deviced' was a metaphor, but yes It sounds stupid.
Two, I completely forgot! Part with one! Well a professor has to be organized.
Three, If Fry won in Death Factory III, he would most likely win again, but with guns, no. He'd be more used to shooting with his arm. It doesn't have a trigger.

It's more the aim that matters than the method used to fire. Besides with some of those moves he'd be near impossible to hit. Well unless you had a 42 or something.

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He had some pretty close calls, though. He hit all the people not that good at it, and besides, he did shoot Leela while she was distracted, so he kind of cheated.

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Exactly it would be a toss up between the two of them. As for her being distracted well, that's her own fault for letting her guard down.

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She lost another cyclops! Of course she wasn't prepared to be 'blasted.'

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Bender and Leela would win.  They're the only two characters who know how to fight. 

[Reply #24 on:]

"Who would win in a fight" threads are so lame and old-school-internet it hurts my brain. Srsly, 12 year olds, be more original.

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At least there is only one. But they are rather boring.

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what leela and bender I disagree  leela is really good wife and  bender is funny

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Oh give up the gimmick already!

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me

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Oh give up the gimmick already!

I'm just gonna start reporting leelasbluehair to the mods every time he makes a post like that. It's basically trolling. You should do the same.

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Yes, you are absolutely right, his posts are annoying and obviously fake. He is a fake account.

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yeah.
we might even get a lynching if we are lucky  .

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Leela knows Arcturan Kung-Fu, but Fry has the will of a warrior. It's a close one.

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Idk. I think Zoidberg is pretty bamf. In " Why must i be a crustacean in love?" Zoidberg goes insane and chops frys arm off. Plus hes pretty bulky...

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Scruffy.

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^i completely agree with Nibblonian Leader ^  Scruffy would sit and read porn until everyone else was taken out, and then when the last person was standing and worn out he would walk up and blow on them and they would fall.   

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Scruffy would definitely win purely because the writers would almost definitely go with him because he's the 'funniest' character to win. If that makes sense.

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Nice explanation, FutureJan. Also, I agree with everything cyber_turnip just said.

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How the hell did Leela win in the poll. Come on, if Zoidberg were aroused, he would be much tougher opponent. That whole fin thing comes out, and he gains the strength of 10 men. He would slice and dice faster than you can say whooooop whoooop whooop whoop.

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Zoidberg will destro you