But the question is, is Mom In Fat Suit hot, or is Mom In Spandex When She Steps Out Of Fat Suit hot?
Or maybe you like Mom and Professor F doin the naked elephant-skin twister??hmmm, and you say I have a twisted mind.
But really, if Fry would just do like 12 sit ups a day, and fully embraced the fine art of daily bathing, why, I'd fall for him.
...I'm a sucker for laughter.
Zapp of course I love as a character (look at my avatar..pure Zapp. Bam!), I think he's absolutely hilarious. But geez, I'm laughing AT him, not with him!
ZOIDBERG??!! I'm not fully convinced he's a male.
Hermes? Aw, the best catch (with the best stash mon, no doubt, which makes me sad he's taken)is not a 'free man'. but even he could do some exercise. Course, he's too mellow hmm hmm.
and what about Cubert??boy oh boy, he's only a boy and too young. Besides, lookit his nose!
Bender, although he has touched me in ways I hadn't thought possible, is a robot and is ineligable. In my mind, anyway. Not being judgemental.
Hmmmmm, maybe they'll give us a peek at Sean, Leela's legendary former boyfriend, and he'll be hot. That would be cool, a tension filled love triangle type thing..hmm.