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winna

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« on: 12-30-2008 05:48 »

This is one of the more exciting things I've heard about the series, and I am most intrigued as to how the answer turns out!
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #1 on: 12-30-2008 06:31 »

Are you on the junk winna? Or do you got a source?
Smarty

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« Reply #2 on: 12-30-2008 06:51 »

Yeah, I was wondering that too...you weren't looking at the "New Season List," or in other words, a fan made one?

If you weren't, please, tell us where you found it.
me,bender

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« Reply #3 on: 01-03-2009 03:49 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2009 18:37 »

 why do you guys think Zoidberg has a daughter and you Winna what the hell do you mean the series


2.35:1

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« Reply #4 on: 01-03-2009 04:14 »

ARGH!! This is driving me CRAZY!!! mad
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #5 on: 01-03-2009 08:02 »

Ok, but what is this alleged "The Series" you're talking about, winna?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #6 on: 01-04-2009 06:09 »

Maybe I'm missing something, but where in the world did you hear that Zoidberg had a daughter?  confused
Smarty

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« Reply #7 on: 01-04-2009 06:16 »

If only winna checked his PMs... no no
hobbitboy

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« Reply #8 on: 01-04-2009 08:44 »

He's not a tame lion winna, you know.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
gudbjorg

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« Reply #9 on: 01-07-2009 15:30 »

I am out of, this is since last year?!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #10 on: 01-07-2009 20:12 »

Zoidberg doesn't have a daughter.  If he did, he'd be dead. 
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #11 on: 01-07-2009 20:26 »

Cloning could be the answer. Farnsworth has had a "son" without sex, maybe he was nice to John cause he felt sorry for him, and let him use the machine.

Then again, Zoidberg cant even keep himself in a comfortable manner so letting him have a cloned daughter would be very irresponsible.
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« Reply #12 on: 01-07-2009 22:45 »

Zoidberg doesn't have a daughter.  Either winna was high when he created this thread, or he just wanted to see if people would fall for some rumor he came up with.  If it was option two, them I think he has his answer...
MrBlonde

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« Reply #13 on: 01-07-2009 22:51 »

It's the latter, obviously

People taking threads like these seriously make me want to stay out of on-topic
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #14 on: 01-07-2009 23:04 »

Just cause someone posts a "serious" answer doesn't mean they're taking it seriously.
Smarty

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« Reply #15 on: 01-07-2009 23:10 »

I know that it isn't true, I just wanted to know why the heck he said that. I mean, you don't think of a daughter of Zoidberg..
km73

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« Reply #16 on: 01-08-2009 06:51 »

He said it because he's winna...

Also,

... or he just wanted to see if people would fall for some rumor he came up with.  If it was option two, them I think he has his answer...
winna

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« Reply #17 on: 01-08-2009 07:05 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2009 07:06 »

I heard it in an offsite chatroom I go to occasionally.  Sure it could have been made up... but I hear that assuming the greenlight is lit, the futurama boys have some work cut out from them.

Zoidberg doesn't have a daughter.  If he did, he'd be dead. 

I said the same thing myself.  WMIBACIL, no?  The response I got, albeit rather vague, was that Futurama was a science fiction show... and making the unpossible possible is always doable when you have enough methods.  Including alternate realities, magic, and super advanced science.  It wouldn't be the first time they took something in a different direction from what seemed solid canon, is it?

Zoidberg doesn't have a daughter.  Either winna was high when he created this thread, or he just wanted to see if people would fall for some rumor he came up with.  If it was option two, them I think he has his answer...

them I have my answer? smile

I'm always high.  High on LIFE!!
Actually to be honest.... I made the thread to see if anyone else had heard about such strange things and new seasons coming to fruition.  So I guess it could be a bit of the latter in a way.

Yeah, I was wondering that too...you weren't looking at the "New Season List," or in other words, a fan made one?

If you weren't, please, tell us where you found it.

I don't look at "New Season Lists"... and I'm not usually one to say stuff about Futurama unless I have a decent idea that it's possibly true.  Including discussing the plots of episodes before they came out years ago, or proclaiming that Futurama would come back after it got cancelled.  I was pretty right on the money with those.... with this, I'm not absolutely certain; hence the thread.  And if there is a fanfiction out there about Zoidberg having a daughter, I'd like to know.... maybe I'm wrong.

He said it because he's winna...

Yes.  I am winna, and I say things!!  Rawwrrr!!

Edit: Thanks for the pm Smarty.  Sorry... I didn't reply sooner... I've been rather occupied with other PEEL stuff. tongue
Frida Waterfall

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« Reply #18 on: 01-09-2009 02:42 »

Maybe that's why Zoidberg's so poor... he's spending all of his money on child support...
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« Reply #19 on: 01-09-2009 11:39 »

Maybe that's why Zoidberg's so poor... he's spending all of his money on child support...

laff

That's a good one.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #20 on: 01-09-2009 18:04 »

They've also gone back on the "Decapodians die after sex" rule a few times with the Zoidberg/mother flashbacks and most recently in Bender's Game, with Zoidy suggesting his parents pushed him into medical school.

When it comes to Zoidberg, I think they can just make it up as they go along, why not?
suss6052

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« Reply #21 on: 01-09-2009 18:13 »

They've also gone back on the "Decapodians die after sex" rule a few times with the Zoidberg/mother flashbacks and most recently in Bender's Game, with Zoidy suggesting his parents pushed him into medical school.

When it comes to Zoidberg, I think they can just make it up as they go along, why not?

Actually nothing in the way they mentioned his parents indicated that they were alive, in fact quite to the contrary "Decapodian Woman: Sure, you can be a comedian instead of a doctor -- if you want your parents to roll over in their graves!". The nameless decapodian woman from the flash back wasn't his mother, just a decopodian who didn't mate and therefore was tasked with raising Zoidberg. However the decapodians die after sex thing seems to exclude the singular extraction of male jelly to make little crab claws and caviar that he attempts to serve to Hermes and others.
km73

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« Reply #22 on: 01-09-2009 18:27 »

Mm-hm, it's been pointed out many, many times that the woman in the flashback wasn't necessarily his mother.   She could've been an aunt, some other relative or just someone who was taking care of him.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #23 on: 01-09-2009 19:23 »

I guess that makes sense, if a society based entirely on virgins fostering orphans makes sense.

I like how fans have ended up filling in the blanks.  smile
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #24 on: 01-10-2009 08:59 »

Winna (or one his 26 fake account alter egos) is messing with all of you...  smile
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #25 on: 01-10-2009 16:36 »

Good gracious, let it go people!
freddo

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« Reply #26 on: 01-29-2009 13:41 »

if zoidberg had a daughter he would be dead
in the episode why must i be a crustecion in love all the people who took part in
the mating frenzy died after they mated.
so obviously zoidberg has no daughter.
Bear

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« Reply #27 on: 02-03-2009 15:19 »

winna when are you going to tell us?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #28 on: 02-03-2009 16:09 »

Zoidberg could have had his male jelly extracted and stored - thus preventing him from dying, whilst allowing it to be used in the Frenzy. If Zoidberg had a daughter via this method, then she would probably expect him to be dead - the family reuinion could be awkward.

Although, this begs the question why do Decapodians not simply remove their male jelly and their eggs prior to the Frenzy, and dump them into the water, prolonging their own lifespans and allowing them to raise their own children?

I suppose the Frenzy being the "greatest experience in life" means that none of them wish to miss out on it, but still... they're an amazingly backwards, primitive bunch of idiotic crab-monsters for a spacefaring society.

Also, Winna is just messing with you all.

Presumably there is fanfiction out there that involves a daughter for Zoidy. I mean, there's gotta be fanfics out there that have Zoidberg getting laid, right?
Bear

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« Reply #29 on: 02-03-2009 16:32 »

Hi totalnerd fancy seeing you here in HR smile Did you get fired laff
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