strangest professor line?

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oh and from BBS: awww its terrible, terrible! now clear out your desks and move along.. chop chop

:P

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"And these are my assorted lengths of wire"
"Cool! A real live spaceship!"
"I know, I made it myself. Let me show you some of the assorted lengths of wire I used"

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"...You wouldn't ask Edison whether he knew how to use a Sex-motron!"

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Which episode is that from?

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ITWGY

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He's come to finish the job.

Someone toss me out the window!

 

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good news everyone I got some bad news
he's so stupid sometimes
oh good I must save them but I'm already in my pyjamas
1x02 the series has landed

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"This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy."

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"They'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd"

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"You look beautiful, Leela. Incidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso."

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leela-especially I've got enough of idiots who looked on my eye
professor-you're right leela oohhh![looks at leela eye]

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That has got to be the worst paraphrasing I've ever seen.

Farnsworth: Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time. [He gapes at her.]

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"My hip hurts! I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I am not just making excuses! Alright, I'll go!"
~Crimes of the Hot~

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leels-will everyone please stop talking about my private life
professor-yeah let's talk about leela's private life later

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In Roswell that ends well when the find bender's head under the dirt,
BENDER:Oww! Stupid jerks!
FRY:He's alive!
LEELA:Hooray!
FARNSWORTH:(randomly) Wheeeeee!!!

I never got that bit. It was so random.

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Here's one that's pretty strange out of context...

"Yes, there's no safer occupation than mining, especially when you're on a giant snowball whipping through space at a million miles an hour! Wheeeoooeeeoooeeeooo! Safe."

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good news everyone, i've got bad news

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I forget how it starts, but Professor rants about making an Atomic super-monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal! Huhwheeee!

i don't know how to send posts without quoting. tell me how

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Merci.   Figured it might be, but yeah.  I really am due to watch some of the eps again.
that one was funny. km stands for kitten mitten i think
Also, off the top of my head, "Perhaps some sort of death clock."

..The quantum finish line truly is gold though.

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Why do you keep quoting people, but not saying anything else?

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good news everyone I got some bad news to make with my mouth.
he's so stupid sometimes
oh good I must save them but I'm already in my pajamas
1x02 the series has landed

lol yeah

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from the sting:wornstrom:i agree with him! professor:shut up! (whacks teeth at him)

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How is it possible to confuse The Sting with The Beast With a Billion Backs?!

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It's like confusing a Snickers bar with a log of feces.

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Actually, it's worse than that. A Snickers bar and a log of feces look about the same at first glance whereas apart from the fact that it's Futurama there's really no similarity between The Sting and BWABB.

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It's like comparing an apple and an orange.

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apart from the fact that it's Futurama

BWABB was Futurama?
Oh, I'm sorry.    I didn't really grasp that.

Why do you keep quoting people, but not saying anything else?

He/she did say something else...    he/she quoted my post from March, and then relevantly added in this bit -

that one was funny. km stands for kitten mitten i think

Ha.

Also, um, no, it doesn't...

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It does now.   

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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Oh sorry my bad, I just read first and end parts of your quote and didn't realise Schle could completly "balls" it up. I guess Schle just can't use a simple command line interface then huh?

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It does now.   

If you say so.  *sigh*

It is kind of coincidentally appropriate, isn't it.

Sur le topic: "I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that"

"Your granny can go to hell!"

And from Universe 420 - 
"Baby, they're somewhere.  Everything's like somewhere!"

"Dig it!  All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!"

"Dude, there's a universe in all of us."

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   Sur le topic: "I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that"

"I can afford to give away anything I want. I've won the Spanish National Lottery."

 - And stop calling this topic surly!

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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Farnsworth 1: "Oh, you'd like to get back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it."
What the hell does that mean!!!
Farnsworth A: "Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!"

Farnsworth 1: "Wha?"

Farnsworth A: "You heard me!"

From the same episode

Farnsworth 1: The easy part was getting the brain out, but The hard part was getting the brain out

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^^ Excellent contribution!   

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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^^ Excellent contribution!   

    

I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...

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i liked "dirt doesn't need luck"

this is the correct answer.

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Even I laughed at me when I built this alien cross-species genetic analyzer. But I guess I showed myself.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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"...You wouldn't ask Edison whether he knew how to use a Sex-motron!"

I love that one, personally. I pictured "Edison's Sex Mo-Tron" standing on every street corner when I heard it.

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And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet , Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go;the toilet

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  Professor: Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through. Whee! We're online!

If you have any poo, fling it now.