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zoidbie

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« Reply #40 on: 04-06-2009 12:09 »

oh and from BBS: awww its terrible, terrible! now clear out your desks and move along.. chop chop

:P
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #41 on: 04-06-2009 13:49 »

"And these are my assorted lengths of wire"
"Cool! A real live spaceship!"
"I know, I made it myself. Let me show you some of the assorted lengths of wire I used"
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 04-06-2009 14:33 »

"...You wouldn't ask Edison whether he knew how to use a Sex-motron!"
Future Shock

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #43 on: 04-06-2009 14:47 »

Which episode is that from?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #44 on: 04-06-2009 14:58 »

ITWGY
Morgan_G19

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #45 on: 04-08-2009 18:01 »

He's come to finish the job.

Someone toss me out the window!

 big grin
leelasbluehair

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 04-08-2009 19:34 »

good news everyone I got some bad news
he's so stupid sometimes
oh good I must save them but I'm already in my pyjamas
1x02 the series has landed
Tedward

Professor
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« Reply #47 on: 04-09-2009 15:44 »

"This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy."
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #48 on: 04-09-2009 16:54 »

"They'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd"
Tedward

Professor
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« Reply #49 on: 04-12-2009 17:12 »

"You look beautiful, Leela. Incidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso."
leelasbluehair

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 04-12-2009 19:29 »

leela-especially I've got enough of idiots who looked on my eye
professor-you're right leela oohhh![looks at leela eye]
Svip

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #51 on: 04-12-2009 20:00 »

That has got to be the worst paraphrasing I've ever seen.

Farnsworth: Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time. [He gapes at her.]
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 04-12-2009 21:23 »

"My hip hurts! I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I am not just making excuses! Alright, I'll go!"
~Crimes of the Hot~
leelasbluehair

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 04-12-2009 22:10 »

leels-will everyone please stop talking about my private life
professor-yeah let's talk about leela's private life later
Fry_lover98

Crustacean
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« Reply #54 on: 04-15-2009 21:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2009 21:37 »

In Roswell that ends well when the find bender's head under the dirt,
BENDER:Oww! Stupid jerks!
FRY:He's alive!
LEELA:Hooray!
FARNSWORTH:(randomly) Wheeeeee!!!

I never got that bit. It was so random.
Tedward

Professor
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« Reply #55 on: 04-16-2009 16:33 »

Here's one that's pretty strange out of context...

"Yes, there's no safer occupation than mining, especially when you're on a giant snowball whipping through space at a million miles an hour! Wheeeoooeeeoooeeeooo! Safe."
benderguy

Crustacean
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« Reply #56 on: 04-21-2009 22:29 »

good news everyone, i've got bad news
Amyfan2
Crustacean
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« Reply #57 on: 10-22-2009 20:48 »

I forget how it starts, but Professor rants about making an Atomic super-monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal! Huhwheeee! big grin
i don't know how to send posts without quoting. tell me how
Amyfan2
Crustacean
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« Reply #58 on: 10-22-2009 23:47 »

Merci. big grin  Figured it might be, but yeah.  I really am due to watch some of the eps again.
that one was funny. km stands for kitten mitten i think
Also, off the top of my head, "Perhaps some sort of death clock."

..The quantum finish line truly is gold though.
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 10-22-2009 23:49 »

Why do you keep quoting people, but not saying anything else?
Amyfan2
Crustacean
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« Reply #60 on: 10-22-2009 23:51 »

good news everyone I got some bad news to make with my mouth.
he's so stupid sometimes
oh good I must save them but I'm already in my pajamas
1x02 the series has landed

lol yeah
Amyfan2
Crustacean
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« Reply #61 on: 10-22-2009 23:54 »

from the sting:wornstrom:i agree with him! professor:shut up! (whacks teeth at him)
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #62 on: 10-23-2009 03:33 »

How is it possible to confuse The Sting with The Beast With a Billion Backs?!
FistfulOAwesome

Starship Captain
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« Reply #63 on: 10-23-2009 03:50 »

It's like confusing a Snickers bar with a log of feces.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« Reply #64 on: 10-23-2009 04:55 »

Actually, it's worse than that. A Snickers bar and a log of feces look about the same at first glance whereas apart from the fact that it's Futurama there's really no similarity between The Sting and BWABB.
Freako

Urban Legend
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« Reply #65 on: 10-23-2009 06:14 »

It's like comparing an apple and an orange.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #66 on: 10-23-2009 08:59 »

apart from the fact that it's Futurama

BWABB was Futurama?
Oh, I'm sorry.    I didn't really grasp that.

Why do you keep quoting people, but not saying anything else?

He/she did say something else...    he/she quoted my post from March, and then relevantly added in this bit -

that one was funny. km stands for kitten mitten i think

Ha.

Also, um, no, it doesn't...
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #67 on: 10-23-2009 14:13 »

It does now.   flirt

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Nixons Head

Bending Unit
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« Reply #68 on: 10-23-2009 17:17 »

Oh sorry my bad, I just read first and end parts of your quote and didn't realise Schle could completly "balls" it up. I guess Schle just can't use a simple command line interface then huh?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 10-24-2009 01:28 »

It does now.   flirt

If you say so.  *sigh*

It is kind of coincidentally appropriate, isn't it.

Sur le topic: "I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that"

"Your granny can go to hell!"

And from Universe 420 - 
"Baby, they're somewhere.  Everything's like somewhere!"

"Dig it!  All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!"

"Dude, there's a universe in all of us."
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #70 on: 10-24-2009 12:07 »


   Sur le topic: "I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that"


"I can afford to give away anything I want. I've won the Spanish National Lottery."

 - And stop calling this topic surly!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
me,bender

Crustacean
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« Reply #71 on: 10-25-2009 12:38 »

Farnsworth 1: "Oh, you'd like to get back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it."
What the hell does that mean!!!
Farnsworth A: "Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!"

Farnsworth 1: "Wha?"

Farnsworth A: "You heard me!"


From the same episode

Farnsworth 1: The easy part was getting the brain out, but The hard part was getting the brain out
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #72 on: 10-26-2009 11:17 »

^^ Excellent contribution!    roll eyes

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #73 on: 10-26-2009 13:55 »

^^ Excellent contribution!    roll eyes

    


I'll just... ooze... back out under the door now...


dr jerkberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #74 on: 10-29-2009 22:54 »

i liked "dirt doesn't need luck"

this is the correct answer.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #75 on: 11-04-2009 14:06 »

Even I laughed at me when I built this alien cross-species genetic analyzer. But I guess I showed myself.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #76 on: 11-06-2009 22:37 »

"...You wouldn't ask Edison whether he knew how to use a Sex-motron!"

I love that one, personally. I pictured "Edison's Sex Mo-Tron" standing on every street corner when I heard it.
LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #77 on: 11-21-2009 07:52 »

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet , Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go;the toilet
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #78 on: 11-21-2009 09:51 »


  Professor: Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to log on to AOL, and it just went through. Whee! We're online!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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