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Crazyguy1990

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« on: 08-11-2008 08:02 »

Post any quotes you love from the first two movies here...they can be single quotes, or billboard jokes... no pictures please.

I'll start with this one from BBS:

Fry: "Here's your package,sir."
Bartender: "Why are you talkin' to my penis?"
Fry: "Oh, sorry. Sign Here."
Bartender: "Mind If I use your pen?"
Fry: "Well, that's not a.. Waaaaahhhh! And you initial here... Waaaaaahhh!
Thank you for using Planet Express."

Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!

All Glory to The Hypnotoad!

Hump de Bump!

F: "Like, this is not the end! But, mostly just, I love you, Leela."
L: "Maybe I waited too long to say this, but I love you, too."
Frisco17

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« Reply #1 on: 08-11-2008 22:17 »

Wernstrom "Not the crack-slam!"
Xanfor

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« Reply #2 on: 08-11-2008 22:18 »

"Playtime is fun time!"
Officer 1BDI

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« Reply #3 on: 08-12-2008 00:01 »

As crude as it was, "I thought you were happy!  Your tail is wagging!" almost had me rolling on the floor when I first heard it.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 08-12-2008 07:21 »

Everyone running off to "mattress island" while undressing, LOL
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #5 on: 08-12-2008 10:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2008 00:00 »

Bender's Chesty McNag-nag line still makes me laugh...
[giant med-sized ant] I was told there would be sugar syrup... [/giant med-sized ant]
Fry:Can you save Hermes, Dr. Goodensexy?
Dr.:For the last time, my name is Dr. Cahill
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 08-12-2008 14:16 »

-Bender: [looking at Fry's ass tattoo] Hey, not a bad likeness! Kinda like looking into a smelly mirror.

-Amy: [sobbing] Just put a butter knife in it...!

-Hermes: Kiss my front butt!
Frisco17

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« Reply #7 on: 08-12-2008 19:54 »

Barbados Slim: "You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now, goodbye forever."

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Elzar: "Wanna see it make a star?"

Leela/Lars: "NO!"
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #8 on: 08-12-2008 20:46 »

Hermes: Sprinkle us with wisdom from your mighty brain.

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Bender: Struggling alone against incredible odds, I, Bender, managed to kill him.

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Bender: What about our motto? Doesn't it mean anything?
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 08-13-2008 01:28 »

Fry: Why can't you just remove my tattoo?
Nudar: Nice try, but you might've memorized it.
Fry: No I mightn't! I can't even remember my mother's maiden name!
Nudar: It's Gliessner.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #10 on: 08-13-2008 07:31 »

when amy and zapp are talking about kiff

Zapp: A little closer
amy moves closer
Zapp:Closer
amy moves

Zapp and Amy in bed together
-Baye-

Crustacean
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« Reply #11 on: 08-13-2008 08:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2008 08:21 »

Bender's First Born Son.  It had me jumping of the walls laughing.

It ain't right, but I laughed anyway!


And of course... "No Schlit"
any1else

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« Reply #12 on: 08-13-2008 08:28 »

Destructor: MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
Frisco17

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« Reply #13 on: 08-13-2008 23:04 »

The whole thing with Zapp trying to run the battle from the NNY Applebee's is hilarious!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 08-13-2008 23:06 »

AMY: Take care, my teenie-greeny-weenie!

ZAPP: [crosses legs] That's merely a fungal infection...oh, you're talking to Kif.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #15 on: 08-14-2008 00:55 »

At the end of BWaBB, the legue of robots logo, it was so unexpected lol!

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #16 on: 08-14-2008 18:12 »

Fry: Hey, Leela!  I am ze French Guy! 

Bender:  Rescued you!
Frisco17

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« Reply #17 on: 08-14-2008 22:13 »

Just the whole sequence of Bender doing such heavy thinking while sawing off the Professor's hand.
espon

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« Reply #18 on: 08-19-2008 03:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2008 03:14 »

When Wernsrom tosses the koala through the anamoly and out the window.

"It passed through unharmed!"

Subtle thud seconds later.
Frisco17

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« Reply #19 on: 08-19-2008 22:58 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2008 22:58 »

Zapp: "Kif, you've got to try this!"

The 2D tunnel of love is great too.
Godfella

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« Reply #20 on: 08-21-2008 22:47 »

Bender: "Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do. Bender knows when to use finesse..."
Frisco17

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« Reply #21 on: 08-22-2008 21:42 »

The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.
Godfella

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« Reply #22 on: 08-25-2008 01:30 »

Bender: I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 08-28-2008 04:17 »

When Bender wants to spend more time with Fry when he Is involved with Yivo, and says "We can make hotpockets." Then he gets mad and throws it. Off screen you hear Zoidberg first yelling, then saying "mmmm."
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #24 on: 08-28-2008 16:44 »

The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.
"The master,,, would approve!"big grin
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #25 on: 08-28-2008 16:47 »

ThE maStEr DoEs NoT aPpRoVe Of SuCh...DeViCeS.
Frisco17

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« Reply #26 on: 08-28-2008 21:14 »

Come on Torgo, you're missing the fight. Get your dress on and get in there!
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #27 on: 08-28-2008 22:26 »

Let me just get your complimentary crazy bread.... laff

The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.
Yea, that series of jokes made me laugh more than almost anything else in BBS....
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #28 on: 08-28-2008 22:43 »

AL:
www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=11195.msg905028#msg905028

8 months ago...

Also, I liked that robot telling that story about the human in BWaBB.
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #29 on: 08-28-2008 22:56 »

Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that.  wink
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #30 on: 08-28-2008 23:39 »

I know km, I mostly just wanted to join the Torgo fray with my crazy bread comment, and reiterate how great I thought it was as a reference. Which it certainly is. Great. big grin
Also, ontopic: Yivo's "homemade Twizzlers", hee-hee
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #31 on: 08-29-2008 00:35 »

Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that.  wink

Stephen Hawking: HeLlO. i'm ThE PiCkLeD hEaD oF sTePhEn HaWkInG oN a WaY cOoL rOcKeT.

Leela: "Black Hole" Hawking? Wow, if I'd known I'd meet you, I would have done something with my hair.

Stephen Hawking: YeS. yOu ShOulD HaVe.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #32 on: 08-29-2008 00:57 »

Professor:Wait, I think I was just shanked with a screw driver!!
Frisco17

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« Reply #33 on: 08-29-2008 03:05 »

I love how in the beginning of BBS, Fry jumps out of Nibbler's mouth. It's just so random.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #34 on: 09-01-2008 06:21 »

Even better is when Bender falls on top of Fry and Leela just seconds later.
Frisco17

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« Reply #35 on: 09-01-2008 23:41 »

Michelle: "This is my new boyfriend ... uhhh ..."

Constantine: "Constantine."

Michelle: "Really? That's a dumb name."
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #36 on: 09-20-2008 15:09 »

In BWABB, Zoidberg vomiting from his saltwater AND freshwater stomachs.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #37 on: 09-20-2008 15:33 »

Okay, I know this is a teaser for the third movie, but I've just gotta show you guys...

Click the link below, scroll till you see the pic with the the centars, look at Hermes and you'll know what I mean...  eek  laff

http://www.screenjabber.com/futurama_bendersgameDVD
Deacon13
Poppler
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« Reply #38 on: 09-20-2008 20:19 »

Love the scene with the prof. and the coffee enima robot in Bwabb.  The prof. just moaning and steam coming off him.
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #39 on: 09-20-2008 22:06 »

"And thus, Metalman defeated Meatman...the end."

"So I unfroze ten minutes ago and I walked over here and then it was now and then I don't know what happened."
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