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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #80 on: 08-06-2009 05:51 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2009 06:10 »

Yeah, there's that whole "opposite ends of the earth" thing...

TOTP "dance as though your life depended on it".
hobbitboy

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« Reply #81 on: 08-06-2009 16:33 »

"I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!"

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Ed3

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« Reply #82 on: 08-18-2009 08:25 »

(Bender) "Permission to come aboard wiggles?"

(Fry) "Granted, we can't take off without our captain"

(Leela clears throat)

(Bender) "Oh, and bring my toboggan"


From The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
hobbitboy

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« Reply #83 on: 08-18-2009 14:27 »

Bender: Leela save me… and yourself, I guess… and my banjo.
Bender: And Fry.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
leela09

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« Reply #84 on: 08-19-2009 06:13 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2009 09:00 »

Leela:HEY He stole my ring
Bender:Sorry.
Gives ring back to Leela.
That solves the mystery of the missing ring.....This calls for a drink.
Ed3

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« Reply #85 on: 08-20-2009 08:48 »

(Fanny) Listen, this turquoise encrusted bra is worth $50 000, let's sell it and run off before the Donbot gets wise!

(Bender) Ahh, no. It'll take alot more money than that to make a girl like you happy.

(Fanny) No it won't!

(Bender) Yeah it will. Shutup!
Go-a-Green-a

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« Reply #86 on: 08-20-2009 08:51 »

Bender: Lick my frozen metal ass!
Craig Kroker

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« Reply #87 on: 08-27-2009 17:08 »

these balls are making me testy
Striped Biologist Taunter

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« Reply #88 on: 08-28-2009 23:21 »

Robot Devil:(Jumping out of the fridge) Ah Bender, this is a surprise...for you finding me in the refrigerator.
Bender: True, but at least I don't have the hiccups anymore. What up?
Striped Biologist Taunter

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« Reply #89 on: 08-28-2009 23:22 »

And of course
Big Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal!
Taco Wiz

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« Reply #90 on: 08-31-2009 04:36 »

There are so many. Just off the top of my head...

"No, I can't sing. Court's orders."
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #91 on: 08-31-2009 20:39 »

It's not really a quote, but in episode 1ACV04, love's labours lost in space I love bender's reaction to this:
Bender: Why do we need to bring back two of each kind?
(leela whispers the answer)
Bender: oh, hee hee hee heee
BeccixBecci

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« Reply #92 on: 09-06-2009 17:37 »

"So long meatbags!"
baked not fry-ed

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« Reply #93 on: 09-07-2009 22:34 »

-"hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!
haha! I used to use that on my ex all the time...
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #94 on: 09-10-2009 12:06 »

Bender: I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly and that jerk Flexo steals her away? It's time to kick some shiny, metal ass.  You degenerate hussy! I'm disappointed in you too, Angleyne.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #95 on: 09-10-2009 19:43 »

After watching a bunch of the episodes, my favorite is still from The Honking:

Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.

What a great line.  I'm sure the Los Angeles Futurama fans had a really good laugh over that one...
Books

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« Reply #96 on: 09-10-2009 19:45 »

"I can't see what's happening, are we boned?"

I just liked how he said "I can't see what's happening"
horriblegb

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« Reply #97 on: 09-11-2009 07:13 »

Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
leelafan3

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« Reply #98 on: 09-11-2009 13:22 »

mine is frim kif gets knocked up a knoch and the sting "im back baby"
Darkking

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« Reply #99 on: 10-17-2009 07:22 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2009 20:34 »

well i have to say .." bite  my shiney metal  ass "
Go-a-Green-a

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« Reply #100 on: 10-17-2009 07:31 »

well i have to say .." Bite my shiney ass "

I fixed it for you.
Jezzem

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« Reply #101 on: 10-17-2009 07:42 »

Well, I have to say: "Bite my shiny metal ass"

I fixed it more for you.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #102 on: 10-17-2009 11:59 »

Bender-1: Bite my glorious golden ass!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Darkking

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« Reply #103 on: 10-17-2009 20:36 »

thanx for the fix  ...jezzem and go-a-green-a....i probally was a lil drunk 
hobbitboy

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« Reply #104 on: 10-18-2009 12:46 »


 Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #105 on: 10-20-2009 14:20 »

my faves are in A Clone of my own:

Cubert: Robots are very good at keeping secrets
Bender: No we're not, you little bed-wetter!

and

Bender: Well, life goes on. Except for you! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #106 on: 11-09-2009 10:34 »


  OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
zoidbie

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« Reply #107 on: 11-14-2009 17:59 »

"What about me? Bender". Sentences when he says his name after a question is nice ^^
yeah! and in BBS when he tell the other the little story what he did with the dooms-day device he says it all the time :P


another great one: im so embarrased right now, i wish everyone else was dead frown
zoidbie

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« Reply #108 on: 11-14-2009 18:04 »


  OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.
i like more the way he says whatever when he goes all in instead of folding a bad hand in that poker turnament in TWGY
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #109 on: 11-14-2009 22:21 »


OK! I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron … or whatever.
That's a great line from "Where No Fan Has Gone Before".  I love how that image of him in the ship's maintenance alleyway is a homage to the classic image of Scotty doing the exact same thing in TOS.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #110 on: 11-15-2009 11:55 »


   I love how that image of him in the ship's maintenance alleyway is a homage to the classic image of Scotty doing the exact same thing in TOS.


You mean the Jefferies tube?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #111 on: 11-17-2009 07:17 »

Si; gracias, Senor.  Don't remember if they called it that in TOS, but that's what it is.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #112 on: 11-17-2009 13:11 »

I don't imagine they did, either. There's an earnestness about TOS (or perhaps TV in general from that time period) that seemed to preclude in-jokes from making it on screen.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
coldangel

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« Reply #113 on: 11-17-2009 14:24 »

They didn't.
Self-referential fourth-wall-breaking humor hadn't been invented in the 60s.
That 80s Guy

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« Reply #114 on: 11-19-2009 18:53 »

One of my favorites is:

"Now, you say you're going to see the Professor, 'cus I could use a heart, a human heart (whispering) I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement"

God only knows what he did in that basement haha.
LobsterMooch
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« Reply #115 on: 11-21-2009 07:40 »

After he opens a bottle of wine underwater with predictable consequences.


Argh. The laws of science be a harsh mistress.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #116 on: 11-21-2009 09:49 »


   One of my favorites is:

   "Now, you say you're going to see the Professor, 'cus I could use a heart, a human heart (whispering) I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement"

   God only knows what he did in that basement haha.


In what way would a (human) heart be better than a standard mechanical pump when there's a basement full of blood to be cleared?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
PouponU

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« Reply #117 on: 12-23-2009 18:12 »

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people"

That came to mind right away.  Also.....

"You can't count on God for jack!  He pretty much told me himself."

and........

"I'm so embarassed, I wish everyone else was dead."
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #118 on: 03-03-2010 04:12 »

Goodbye Moderation!
FleshTube
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« Reply #119 on: 03-26-2010 00:30 »

"Great is ok, but amazing would be great"
~Bender
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