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ImScruffyTheJanitor

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« Reply #120 on: 03-27-2010 02:06 »

With time, my funk level could...no...
MadFellow

Bending Unit
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« Reply #121 on: 03-28-2010 22:19 »

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)
wowbagger

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #122 on: 04-06-2010 11:28 »

Bender: OMG, LOOK, It's Bigfoot!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Eh, he's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.

Bender: Hey LOOK, Bigfoot, he's back!
Park Ranger: Where?
Bender: Up your face! ahhahaha! (dancing) Everybody do the Bender! Hm ah, mm ah!

Also, not a particular line, but all of his scenes with the God Galaxy (and the whole episode) are great.

Bender: Ahh.. when you're writing the bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #123 on: 04-12-2010 05:51 »

From "I, Rommate" (gotta love re-watching the series one episode at a time): "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

(I feel that way more often than I'd like to admit.)
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #124 on: 04-13-2010 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 12-11-2010 19:02 »

Fry: I can hit a fish between the eyes from 20 yards.

Bender: Oh yeah? Well I can hit a shrimp.

Fry: A shrimp? I find it a bit hard to belive tha-  (Gets hit between the eyes by Bender)
It would have been funnier if off-screen you could hear fry saying "ow, my testicles"

Willster- The annoying rascal ya love to hate
Destructor!
Poppler
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« Reply #125 on: 04-21-2010 00:07 »

"Leela's right! I don't want to be a loser like her!"
snu-snu

Crustacean
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« Reply #126 on: 04-27-2010 04:03 »

From Hell is other Robots. He says what kind of party is this no booze and only one hooker. gotta love that line
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #127 on: 07-02-2010 05:40 »

Watched "Godfellas" last night:

"You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me."
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #128 on: 07-12-2010 18:26 »

Instant classic from Prop. Infinity: "Let's go already!"
Ozoid

Crustacean
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« Reply #129 on: 08-03-2010 21:33 »

Bender: Im back BABY!!
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #130 on: 08-04-2010 03:43 »

I'm sure Bender's super sarcastic snarky attitude in the middle of season 6 is off-putting to some, but I love it.  From TLPJF:

Mocking Fry with, "Nal-nigh! We can go plbblpppbblp!" with thumb pointed down.
bendingunit6

Bending Unit
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« Reply #131 on: 09-26-2010 10:27 »

Professor: "An irreversible coma!"

Bender: "Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleeeooonnnn..."
mazda07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #132 on: 09-26-2010 13:55 »

Fry:  dang sorry we missed it

Bender: we could have another one?

Fry:  na....

Bender: HIT IT BENDER!!

Then the song : bend it !
Louiswuenator

Starship Captain
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« Reply #133 on: 10-09-2010 21:17 »

"One day we will all look back on this and laugh."

-starts to walk out the door and looks back.

"hahahahahahahahaha"
TheFutureisWild

Crustacean
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« Reply #134 on: 10-09-2010 23:24 »

does it count if its from bender's parallel counterpart in the Farnsworth Parabox?

"Oh this is awful.  Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me.  I do my best dammit!"
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #135 on: 10-10-2010 12:02 »

Yes. The title of the thread doesn't specify which incarnation of Bender the line has to come from.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
mazda07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #136 on: 10-10-2010 17:32 »

''hastala vista meatbag!''
jeepdavetj

Starship Captain
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« Reply #137 on: 10-10-2010 23:46 »

Bender: I'm not allowed to vote.

Fry: Why? Is it because your a robot?

Bender: Nope, convicted felon.

Or something like that.
Z-z-z-z-z-Zoidberg

Crustacean
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« Reply #138 on: 10-11-2010 06:00 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2010 17:10 »

The other universe Bender in "The Farnsworth Parabox."
Golden Bender: Kiss my golden glorious ass.
Or from "Bender Should not be Allowed on TV."
Bender: And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children...and hitting them?
mazda07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #139 on: 10-11-2010 07:17 »

BENDER: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.

[turning away from the gateway]

BENDER: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!
[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]

ahahahahaha
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #140 on: 10-12-2010 08:43 »

Bender: You think your so hot!

Fry: Whaaa?

Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.

Fry: They're just responding to my personality.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #141 on: 11-17-2010 02:25 »

There are from "The Prisoner of Benda", and mostly they make me giggle because of the delivery...

Nickolai: If you're a bending unit, why is your body filled with fetid water?
Bender: If you're an emperor, why don't you shut up?

Woman in crowd: I love you, Your Majesty!
Bender: Shut up Madame Ambassador, I know it.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #142 on: 11-17-2010 05:48 »

Those are great ones.  My two favorites are:

1)  "I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it".

and

2)  "Nothing.  Shut up.  Your momma.  Take your pick".
TheFuturamaChannel

Crustacean
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« Reply #143 on: 11-30-2010 04:01 »

Floozybots: Bender honey we love you.
Bender: Shut Up Baby! I know it!
Simonhead

Crustacean
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« Reply #144 on: 01-19-2011 19:35 »

Not so sure if that's the right way the dialogue goes, but I love these lines;

Bender - I need a calculating machine.

Fry - Bender, you ARE a calculating machine.

Bender - Yeah, but I really need a good one.


Oasis
Bending Unit
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« Reply #145 on: 02-02-2011 03:02 »

"And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
lemily33

Starship Captain
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« Reply #146 on: 02-12-2011 06:29 »

Today I've personalized all your meals. For example: Amy you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

Pahaha... Love it.

My favorite is probably "Save my friends! And Zoidberg!"

Mom: Don't be a fool, you idiot!
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do!
ilovebender.com

Professor
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« Reply #147 on: 03-01-2011 03:18 »

BENDER
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Oasis
Bending Unit
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« Reply #148 on: 03-01-2011 04:19 »

Bender: Maybe you should interface with my ass. By biting it.
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #149 on: 03-13-2011 05:26 »

Just watched "Lethal Inspection", which is kind of a tour de force for Bender...

"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."

"I did like the part where they screamed."

"Help, I'm gonna die! That's the opposite of what I want!"
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
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« Reply #150 on: 03-14-2011 09:03 »

"I was a star. I could bend a girder to
any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...."
lemily33

Starship Captain
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« Reply #151 on: 03-15-2011 02:32 »

Haha. Randi, that makes me laugh, too. big grin
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #152 on: 03-15-2011 02:41 »

Thirty-one is a lucky prime number. The fact that Bender had doubts about his ability to bend to that angle is actually a very dark bit of humor in its mathematical interpretations.
futuramafanboy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #153 on: 03-29-2011 02:45 »

bite my shinny meatal a#s
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