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wowbagger
Delivery Boy
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Bender: OMG, LOOK, It's Bigfoot! Park Ranger: Where? Bender: Eh, he's gone, he said you should keep wasting your life though.
Bender: Hey LOOK, Bigfoot, he's back! Park Ranger: Where? Bender: Up your face! ahhahaha! (dancing) Everybody do the Bender! Hm ah, mm ah!
Also, not a particular line, but all of his scenes with the God Galaxy (and the whole episode) are great.
Bender: Ahh.. when you're writing the bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From "I, Rommate" (gotta love re-watching the series one episode at a time): "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"
(I feel that way more often than I'd like to admit.)
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Destructor!
Poppler
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"Leela's right! I don't want to be a loser like her!"
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snu-snu
Crustacean
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From Hell is other Robots. He says what kind of party is this no booze and only one hooker. gotta love that line
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Watched "Godfellas" last night:
"You're with me now. This is the maximum level of being with me."
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Ozoid
Crustacean
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Bender: Im back BABY!!
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TheFutureisWild
Crustacean
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does it count if its from bender's parallel counterpart in the Farnsworth Parabox?
"Oh this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best dammit!"
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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Bender: You think your so hot!
Fry: Whaaa?
Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.
Fry: They're just responding to my personality.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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There are from "The Prisoner of Benda", and mostly they make me giggle because of the delivery...
Nickolai: If you're a bending unit, why is your body filled with fetid water? Bender: If you're an emperor, why don't you shut up?
Woman in crowd: I love you, Your Majesty! Bender: Shut up Madame Ambassador, I know it.
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TheFuturamaChannel
Crustacean
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Floozybots: Bender honey we love you. Bender: Shut Up Baby! I know it!
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Simonhead
Crustacean
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Not so sure if that's the right way the dialogue goes, but I love these lines;
Bender - I need a calculating machine.
Fry - Bender, you ARE a calculating machine.
Bender - Yeah, but I really need a good one.
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ilovebender.com
Professor
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BENDER This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Just watched "Lethal Inspection", which is kind of a tour de force for Bender...
"Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."
"I did like the part where they screamed."
"Help, I'm gonna die! That's the opposite of what I want!"
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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"I was a star. I could bend a girder to any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31...."
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Thirty-one is a lucky prime number. The fact that Bender had doubts about his ability to bend to that angle is actually a very dark bit of humor in its mathematical interpretations.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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From "The Honking"...
Vladimir's Ghost: Come, Bender. You'll like being dead.
Bender: That's what they said about being alive!
^This probably remains my favorite Bender line all these years later, but I just rewatched “A Pharaoh to Remember” and the following line (which is of a similar spirit) has to be a close second: “Afterlife? Pft. If I thought I had to go through a whole other life I'd kill myself right now.” For better or worse, I find myself identifying quite strongly with Bender’s ambivalence-bordering-on-antipathy to this most grueling endeavor of human (or robot) existence.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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True! But I appreciate the touch of irony (or maybe it’s circular logic?) in that second quote. I’m also a sucker for mildly tortured/clumsy jokes where the very tortured/clumsy nature is part of the point and a source of humor.
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