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ericisbacchus

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« on: 06-16-2008 11:11 »

I just want to make sure -- the Robot Jesus has been alluded to, but never seen, right?

Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #1 on: 06-16-2008 11:13 »

Nope. He was alluded to in "Future Stock" when they were having the robot bar mitzvah.

But, like Zombie Jesus, he has never been seen!
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 06-16-2008 11:52 »

you mean the "bot-mitzvah"?  roll eyes

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?
ericisbacchus

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« Reply #3 on: 06-16-2008 12:12 »

I want to know who is going to play Robot Jesus, Harry Shearer or Hank Azaria???
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #4 on: 06-16-2008 12:40 »

What if they used Sebastian Bach (From Skid Row? He was just in a national tour of J.C. Superstar, starring as Jesus  laff
That would be pretty great...
Kifz

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« Reply #5 on: 06-16-2008 16:00 »

Hermes' frequent exclamations include "Holy zombie Jesus!" and "Sweet zombie Jesus!" nevertheless, "robot Jesus" is a term that just doesn't ring a bell. Maybe it was mentioned in "Future Stock", as something that did NOT exist, but I really don't remember. (Need to re-watch the ep, to be sure.)
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #6 on: 06-16-2008 16:05 »
« Last Edit on: 06-16-2008 16:05 »

Robot Jews believe that Robot Jesus was built and that he was a very well-programmed robot, but he wasn't their messiah.

And I didn't even look at the episode, promise. [Nudar]Nyah nyah nyah.   tongue[/Nudar]
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #7 on: 06-16-2008 16:26 »

Nice work  wink
I wasn't confident of my memory of that quote, but I will say: "Shalom, hunger! Shalom, free food!"
Xenox

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« Reply #8 on: 06-18-2008 00:11 »

 
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Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
you mean the "bot-mitzvah"?   roll eyes

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

bah! Why would they fight? robots don't have brains like humans thus there would be no reason that Zombie Jesus would fight Robot Jesus. But on the other hand its still possible for Robot Jesus to attack first... hmm i look forward to the day when Zombie's and Robots can peacefully co-exist
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #9 on: 06-18-2008 07:34 »

But what about atomic-powered monsters? When to they get a lick of the brass ring?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #10 on: 06-18-2008 12:13 »

"Everyone's in favor of keeping Hitler's brain alive, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, suddenly you've gone too far!"

on topic- They have to fight: there can be only one!
ericisbacchus

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« Reply #11 on: 06-19-2008 13:23 »

Was't JESUS Jesus technically a zombie anyway, what with rising on the third day and all...

Hey, I might be on to something!
Frisco17

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« Reply #12 on: 06-19-2008 22:44 »

 
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Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
on topic- They have to fight: there can be only one!

So he's the Highlander now?
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #13 on: 06-20-2008 10:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 So he's the Highlander now?

Of course not, that would be absurd! roll eyes

I was just wondering who would survive, Zombie Jesus or Robot Jesus...
My money is on R.J.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #14 on: 08-11-2008 08:48 »

Robot Jesus would win... but the Chanukkah Zombie would kick both their asses. 
no.9 man

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« Reply #15 on: 09-24-2008 20:40 »

you mean the "bot-mitzvah"?  roll eyes

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?
Robot Jesus. He would laser zombie in two and send him to zombie hell.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #16 on: 09-25-2008 00:54 »

you mean the "bot-mitzvah"?  roll eyes

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

Robot Jesus would technically be an abomination unto God, as robots don;t have souls to save. And Zombie Jesus needn't necessarily be a decaying mound of feebly stirring flesh. He could be a superpowered resurrected corpse with the holy fire at his command, and legions of angels at his back. Or the other way round. So anyways.

Robot Jesus could be obliterated by Zombie Jesus - power overload. Lightning strike. Then again, if Robot Jesus got close enough to Zombie Jesus, he could probably crush him. Which might hurt a bit. But as a zombie, he's unkillable. So he'd still be able to use the lightning strike.

Wow. Zombie Jesus is practically a Pikachu.

Zombie Jesus vs. the Chanukah Zombie? Harder to call. But I think that as the Chanukah Zombie is at best a throwaway gag, Zombie Jesus would win, so that he could be in more episodes.
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #17 on: 10-23-2008 01:57 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2008 02:04 »

Zombie Jesus Rules,  Robot Jesus even sounds boreing. Chanukah Zombie is ok, but i believe in Zombie Jesus.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #18 on: 10-25-2008 21:06 »

Don't think there ever will be a Robot Jesus.   Espiecally with Zombie Jesus around.   The Kwanzza Bot was the best of the lot! 
winna

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« Reply #19 on: 10-26-2008 18:52 »

Zombie Jesus vs. the Chanukah Zombie? Harder to call. But I think that as the Chanukah Zombie is at best a throwaway gag, Zombie Jesus would win, so that he could be in more episodes.

Chanukah Zombie was alluded to in A Tale of Two Santas... he then received his first appearance in Bender's Big Score... if he's a throwaway gag, he's mighty big.

Zombie Jesus is regular Jesus since in a way Jesus is a zombie... not in the brain eating way... in the coming back from the dead kind of way.... Chanukah Zombie is presumed to be of the brain eating variety.

Oh, and Farnsworth, not Hermes, is the one that makes exclamatory statements like "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"  Just for the record.
ALequalsGREAT

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« Reply #20 on: 10-28-2008 17:23 »

But who would win in a fight? This is the key issue were are tackling here, Winna....
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #21 on: 10-31-2008 11:48 »

im going to go out on a lim here and say zombie jesus, i mean hes the lesser(or greater depending how you look at it) form of jesus thats got to be worth something, zombie jesus is your winner, i have been known to be wrong before though
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #22 on: 12-06-2008 22:36 »

When are we going to see the reptile space pope?
Officer 1BDI

Starship Captain
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« Reply #23 on: 12-09-2008 02:44 »

We've seen him already.  He's briefly seen in Morbo's talk show introduction/montage in Bender's Game, and he's also seen on television (endorsing something, possibly the "educational video") during "I Dated A Robot."

Granted, he's never had a speaking role or anything....
Andromeda

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #24 on: 06-24-2013 18:04 »

 Zombie Jesus would probably slay Robot Jesus' ass, if you ask me.
Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #25 on: 06-24-2013 18:18 »

Caution: pointless speculation.
Just came to my mind that Zombie Jesus could be what Jesus became after his second coming; he was needed to be crucified again and he became a zombie due to dying for the second time.
Professor is referring him as sweet Zombie Jesus as we are Jesus Christ.
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