Favorite Zapp quotes

[Reply #160 on:]

 Kif, come here and hold up the flag.  And wave it a little, for God's sakes.

[Reply #161 on:]

Zapp: Kif the quickest way to a womens bed is through her parents, have sex with them and your in.

[Reply #162 on:]

Zapp:  "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

[Reply #163 on:]

See sig.

[Reply #164 on:]

I don't remember Zapp saying "See sig" at all.

[Reply #165 on:]

[Reply #166 on:]

Fry squint-eye; it never gets old.  Here's another of my favorites:

Zapp:  "Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippy?  You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape?  You've been smoking some bad granola."

[Reply #167 on:]

Thee will be done.

Oops, forgot to add that the Charlton Heston/Moses-like delivery was perfect.

[Reply #168 on:]

"Mr President...what the hell?"

[Reply #169 on:]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[Reply #170 on:]

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!

[Reply #171 on:]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever.

[Reply #172 on:]

"Leela, I hoped you wouldn't find out this way. I was hoping you'd see it on Youtube first!"

[Reply #173 on:]

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!

Agreed. One of the best lines from the new episodes.

[Reply #174 on:]

Zapp Brannigan: "Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel... Yodel Ayhe Hoo!!!"

[Reply #175 on:]

Zapp: "I surrender and volunteer for treason!"

[Reply #176 on:]

What turns a man nuetral? Lust for gold? Or were you just born with a heart filled with nuetrality?

[Reply #177 on:]

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever.

Agreed.

... Wait.. Did I just.. awww...

[Reply #178 on:]

Leela cause we have a lot in common