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hobbitboy

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« Reply #160 on: 04-05-2010 13:51 »


 Kif, come here and hold up the flag.  And wave it a little, for God's sakes.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
snu-snu

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« Reply #161 on: 04-26-2010 04:37 »

Zapp: Kif the quickest way to a womens bed is through her parents, have sex with them and your in.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #162 on: 05-16-2010 00:41 »

Zapp:  "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
Frisco17

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« Reply #163 on: 05-16-2010 01:27 »

See sig.

"For me, there is only one eighties."
hobbitboy

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« Reply #164 on: 05-16-2010 13:35 »

I don't remember Zapp saying "See sig" at all.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Frisco17

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« Reply #165 on: 05-16-2010 19:24 »

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #166 on: 05-17-2010 20:47 »

Fry squint-eye; it never gets old.  Here's another of my favorites:

Zapp:  "Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippy?  You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape?  You've been smoking some bad granola."
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #167 on: 06-26-2010 20:21 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2010 21:00 »

Thee will be done.

Oops, forgot to add that the Charlton Heston/Moses-like delivery was perfect.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #168 on: 06-26-2010 20:36 »

"Mr President...what the hell?"
Nutmeg1729

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« Reply #169 on: 06-26-2010 20:49 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"
SweetZombieJesus

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« Reply #170 on: 06-27-2010 12:04 »

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #171 on: 06-29-2010 23:58 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever. big grin
Capt. Bob

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« Reply #172 on: 07-18-2010 22:39 »

"Leela, I hoped you wouldn't find out this way. I was hoping you'd see it on Youtube first!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #173 on: 07-20-2010 06:10 »

"Mr President...what the hell?" - This new line had me rolling on my side!

Agreed. One of the best lines from the new episodes.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #174 on: 07-22-2010 09:51 »

Zapp Brannigan: "Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel... Yodel Ayhe Hoo!!!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #175 on: 07-22-2010 15:42 »

Zapp: "I surrender and volunteer for treason!"
Ozoid

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« Reply #176 on: 08-11-2010 02:16 »

What turns a man nuetral? Lust for gold? Or were you just born with a heart filled with nuetrality?
Erdrik

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« Reply #177 on: 08-11-2010 03:38 »

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That has to be Zapp's best ever line ever. big grin


Agreed.

... Wait.. Did I just.. awww...
leelafan3

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« Reply #178 on: 08-12-2010 15:10 »

Leela cause we have a lot in common cool
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