wu_konguk
Urban Legend
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« on: 02-20-2002 15:25 »
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Let's face it Zapp does have some pretty good lines in the show so what's your fave. Mine coes from Amazon women in the mood Ahh she's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro If I got the quote wrong I'm sure someone will inveritbly correct me any way your turn.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Fishy is correct. Whatever happened to that Bender's best moments thread thingy? How did Juliet let that die?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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^ That has worked its way into my everyday vocabulary
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #14 on: 02-22-2002 10:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2002 10:01 »
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Welcome to PEEL, Citizen77. Enjoy it here. Still one of the all-time best Kif/Zapper exchanges: Zapp Brannigan: "I'm facing a formidable female adversary Kif. Sugestions?" Kif Kroker: "I fail to see any problems, sir. You've already imprisoned her under directive b10.81." Zapp Brannigan: "You mean "Brannigan's Law"." Kif Kroker: "Right, that law." Zapp Brannigan: (slyly)"Which one?" Kif Kroker: (in a very tired voice) "Brannigan's Law." Zapp Brannigan: "Kif. You're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my contempt once more. As my protegé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her." Kif Kroker: "Ohhh." Zapp Brannigan: "And this time we're sure she's a woman, right?" Kif Kroker: (In a even more tired voice) "Yes!" Zapp Brannigan: "Good! Invite her to my quarters. Oh and have the boy lay out my formal shorts." Kif Kroker: "The boy, sir?" Zapp Brannigan: "You! You lay out my formal shorts." It really sums up their "freindship". Some other Zapp-gems: Nixon: “Planet Spheron 1.” Fry: ”Cool effect!” Brannigan: “It’s a desolate ugly little planet, with absolutely no natural resources, or strategic value. Questions?” Soldier: “Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?” Brannigan: “Don’t ask me, you’re the one who is going to be dying.” Fry: Uhh, just so we know: who‘s the enemy?” Brannigan: “A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!” Kif: “That new recruit is phenomenal sir.” Brannigan: “Yes, he edged out my old mark by 2 seconds.. (Kif stares at him)..and 16 minutes.. (Kif glances sideways)..and 12 hours.. (Kif rolls his eyes)..I do plan to finish some day Kif!” ------------------ I was wondering if we're a dysfunctional family. You're not a family member, you're a rat who won't go away. Suddenly I have the urge to rob a convenience store.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #19 on: 02-22-2002 16:39 »
« Last Edit on: 02-22-2002 16:39 »
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(Kif is doing a heartfelt performance of "Totally Eclipse of The Heart", and winning Amy's heart in the process. Zapp enters the stage, gives Kif a big push and proclaims...)Zapp: "Amateur hour is over. Let me show you why they call me "The Velourfog". Hit it. I met her in a club down in old SoHo We're you drink champagne, and it taste just like coca cola c-o-l-a, colaCrowd: "Oh, come on. Give us a break." Chef: "He sickens me!" Zapp:She, walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark, brown voice she said: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELA L-E-E-L-A, LEELA LEE-LEE-LEE-LEEEEELAAAA ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam. De-de-de-de-de-de-de-dedadum. LEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA Ba-de-bade-bababam.Great song by the Zapper.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Zed 85: Fry "This is gonna be great! We're all gonna be like 'Pow, pow, peeeeow pow' and they're all gonna be like 'argh, argh boooooooom' and to celebrate we'll have pancakes and we're gonna be like - *makes munching noises and movements* -..." Zapp "Precisely!"
And from the samw episode: Zapp: "So are you loyal, men." Bender: "To the end of the universe." Fry: "10 hundred percent loyal." Zapp: That's not nearly loyal enough. I want you to sit and drink beer until you're as loyal as Kif." Bender: "Yes, sir, sir!" Kif: "Can I have a beer?" Zapp: "No you're already loyal enough." Another classic: Zapp: "Good job everyone. The mothership is destroyed." (the real mothership is "decloaking" ) "What the hell is that?" Kif: "It appears to be the mothership." Zapp: "Then what did we just blow up?" Kif: "The Hubble Telescope." And let's not forget the third part of the "Fun Pack": Nixon: “I wan’t this robot fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election!” Nixon: “Come on, Brannigan, stuff yourself into a uniform.” (Brannigan admires “Lee Lemon” in a bathtowel)Nixon: “Zapp, ZAPP! Inspect the troops later.“
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Zed 85
Space Pope
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Originally posted by diagnostic: Cool Smilie! Another Something alongs the lines of Femputer - "You are sentanced to Death! By Snu Snu!!" Kiff - "*wimper*" Zapp - "What are you, Gay!?!" Lrrr - "Where is the real 'Leela'?" Zapp - "I'll never tell!" -Lrrr points gun at Zapp- Zapp - "I'll go get her for you."
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Allen
Professor
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During War is the H word.
Zapp: I've never been so happy to be beaten by a woman!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Brannigan: "You know Kif, once my woman returns I wont have much time to hang out with the boys anymore." Kif: "That's a shame, Sir." Brannigan: "So let's make the most of our time together, shall we? (Silence follows) Err, never mind. Just give me a back rub." (Kif gives up)Brannigan: "So, crawling back to "The Big Z", like a bird on it's belly. Delicious!" Leela: "Birds don't crawl!" brannigan: "They've been known to." Originally posted by Zed 85: Zapp : Stardate....er...? Kiff : Gnnnnn, April the 13th! Zapp : Stardate April 13th....point 2. Continuation: Zapp:We've failed to uphold Brannigan's Law, however I did make it with a hot alien babe, and in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question!" Kif: (Sigh]
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Azazel
Crustacean
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From war is the h-word:"And now for the battleplan, as you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise...SURPRISE!!"
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Kill All Humans
Crustacean
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1. Zapp: We'll just cut the ribon from here, with the ship¨s lazer. Kif: I don't think that's wise, sir... Zapp: Kif, if there's anything i don't need, it's you `I don't think that's wise`-attitude.
2. You want the rest of the champaggn
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Kill All Humans
Crustacean
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Zapp: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!
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