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SonicPanther

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« Reply #640 on: 02-03-2008 23:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-03-2008 23:18 »

It's fiery and menacing alright, but there should be the bodies of innocent civilians impaled on the sides as well.

TOTPass
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« Reply #641 on: 02-03-2008 23:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
Queen Victoria from an episode of Doctor Who I forget the episode name though. Xan?

Tooth and Claw. You owe me ten quid.

tongue )
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« Reply #642 on: 02-03-2008 23:39 »

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:
It's fiery and menacing alright, but there should be the bodies of innocent civilians impaled on the sides as well.

That's good. Something else for the evil group to drink to.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #643 on: 02-04-2008 13:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Tooth and Claw. You owe me ten quid.

(   tongue )

I couldn't remeber the name of the ep. So sue me.

Take you picture of 10 quid...

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
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« Reply #644 on: 02-04-2008 13:19 »




Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #645 on: 02-04-2008 13:29 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2008 13:29 »

Where'd ya find that Xan?

Why do you pWn me?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #646 on: 02-04-2008 18:37 »

Hahaha... David Tennant on quid. That makes me chuckle. How's the evil reset button coming along?
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« Reply #647 on: 02-04-2008 20:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2008 20:42 »

I have no artistic skills so somebody else has to do the photoshoping but we've got a few ideas already.

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Kinda, except it would be stained with blood and probably have sharp teeth of some sort.


 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
This is how I imagine the reset button. I'm no good at photoshopping so just imagine there's a big button instead of a big eye.


 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
   That's about right. All it needs now is a balcony with Hitler, Satan, Palpatine, Ganon, Dr Claw and The Legion of Doom, staring proudly at their evil creation and drinking Schnapps.

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:
It's fiery and menacing alright, but there should be the bodies of innocent civilians impaled on the sides as well.


Archonix

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« Reply #648 on: 02-05-2008 07:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2008 07:25 »

So, as a writer sometimes I try to see things from other people's point of view. I tried the anti-shipper today.   smile

While I was at it, this song came to mind. Seems to fit that sort of perspective quite well if you consider it as reflecting Fry's thoughts after being rejected one time too many.

Well... mostly.

Bye Bye Beautiful - Nightwish

Finally the hills are without eyes
 They are tired of painting a dead man's face red
 With their own blood
 
 They used to love having so much to lose
 Blink your eyes just once and see everything in ruins
 
 Did you ever hear what I told you
 Did you ever read what I wrote you
 Did you ever listen to what we played
 Did you ever let in what the world said
 Did we get this far just to feel your hate
 Did we play to become only pawns in the game
 How blind can you be, don't you see
 You chose the long road but we'll be waiting
 
 Bye bye beautiful
 Bye bye beautiful
 
 Jacob's ghost for the girl in white
 Blindfold for the blind
 Dead siblings walking the dying earth
 
 Noose around a choking heart
 Eternity torn apart
 Slow toll now the funeral bells
 
 (I need to die to feel alive)
 
 Did you ever hear what I told you
 Did you ever read what I wrote you
 Did you ever listen to what we played
 Did you ever let in what the world said
 Did we get this far just to feel your hate
 Did we play to become only pawns in the game
 How blind can you be, don't you see
 You chose the long road but we'll be waiting
 
 Bye bye beautiful
 Bye bye beautiful
 (Bye bye beautiful)
 (Bye bye beautiful)
 
 It's not the tree that forsakes the flower
 But the flower that forsakes the tree
 Someday I'll learn to love these scars
 Still fresh from the red-hot blade of your words
 
 How blind can you be, don't you see...
 How blind can you be, don't you see...
 How blind can you be, don't you see...
 ...that the gambler lost all he does not have.
 
 Did you ever hear what I told you
 Did you ever read what I wrote you
 Did you ever listen to what we played
 Did you ever let in what the world said
 Did we get this far just to feel your hate
 Did we play to become only pawns in the game
 How blind can you be, don't you see
 You chose the long road but we'll be waiting
 
 Bye bye beautiful
 Bye bye beautiful
 Bye bye beautiful
 Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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How emo. Blech. I think I prefer the other side, positive fantasy is much more comfortable.   smile
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« Reply #649 on: 02-05-2008 17:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:

Why do you pWn me?

 
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Originally posted by Futurama Llama:

David Tennant on quid.

 
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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:

Where'd ya find that Xan?

The Doctor Who thread!  wink

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« Reply #650 on: 02-05-2008 19:16 »

Xan I've known about the Doctor Who thread for a while but I've been too lazy to read through the stuff and get it spoiled. But considering I've been talking with a guy from England for the last few weeks about a ton of sci-fi stuff and he keeps telling me about whats going to happen in the series I may as well read teh thread....


Back to the shipping!!

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
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« Reply #651 on: 02-05-2008 21:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2008 21:32 »

 
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Originally posted by Archonix:
How emo. Blech. I think I prefer the other side, positive fantasy is much more comfortable.     smile

Those last few sentences saved you. For a minute there I thought I'd have to report you to the Geheime Shippolizei, otherwise known as the Geshipo.
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« Reply #652 on: 02-05-2008 23:31 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2008 00:00 »

Multiship pictures!

Leela/Zapp

"Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the planet.  Just me and you..."

Amy/Kif

"Maybe we just made love?"

Fry/Bender

"Whenever I said, 'kill all humans', I'd always whisper, 'except one'.  Fry was that one."

Bender/Leela

"I do know she likes my 'in-your-face' personality."

Leela/Kif

"I thank Leela for the DNA she gave me.."

Fry/Amy

"Hehe, they think we're making out.  Wait - why aren't we making out?"

Fry/Leela

"Come on Leela, why won't you go out with me?  We both know there's something there."

We ALL know there's something there.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #653 on: 02-06-2008 16:48 »

Nice, fryandlemon! The Leela/Kif isn't something you see very often. In fact, I don't ever see Amy/Kif shippers hereabouts....

That was a very emo song, Archonix, but it was very good at the same time.
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« Reply #654 on: 02-06-2008 20:39 »
« Last Edit on: 02-06-2008 20:39 »

 
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I don't ever see Amy/Kif shippers hereabouts....
I love Amy/Kif!  They definitely need more recognition... So here it is!













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« Reply #655 on: 02-06-2008 20:53 »

Amy and Kif...?

...their genitals don't even fit together...
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« Reply #656 on: 02-06-2008 20:56 »

Wasn't there a thread about the whole "can Amy and Kif have sex" thing?  Or was it on this thread... I can't remember... because "Snu snu" was implied in the amazon episode, but then there was the "kif get's knocked up a knotch" episode....

Oh well, Amy doesn't seem to mind...
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« Reply #657 on: 02-06-2008 21:10 »

Which is rather strange considering who we're talking about. We are talking about Amy right?
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« Reply #658 on: 02-06-2008 22:33 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
...their genitals don't even fit together...
And you know this... how?   eek  wink
km73

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« Reply #659 on: 02-06-2008 22:44 »

I love the one of Leela holding Kif, hee. I forgot about that.

I don't think Amy was as much of a slut as was sometimes implied. When she met Kif she didn't hesitate to dedicate herself to him. (Even though he wasn't exactly the "macho" type she had previously gone for...)
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« Reply #660 on: 02-06-2008 22:44 »

Trust me, if it's perverted in any way what so ever Coldangel knows about it.
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« Reply #661 on: 02-06-2008 22:51 »

In any case... Kif probably has like... a Gecko tongue anyway. So he can please any woman.
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« Reply #662 on: 02-06-2008 23:05 »

Except Leela that is.
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« Reply #663 on: 02-06-2008 23:30 »

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    Originally posted by coldangel_1:
    ...their genitals don't even fit together...
    Quote
    Originally posted by bend_her:
    And you know this... how?    eek   wink
    Simple:
    • Amy and Kif are different species:
    • Evolved on different planets;
      Kif is supposed to be male, but:
    • He's given birth! So;
    • He must have some mighty interesting plumbing "down there;"
    • Including a birth canal!
    • For all we know Amphibosians could also reproduce by binary fission or rhizomes 'fer crimeny sakes!

      Also;

    • Kif just doesn't seem to understand- ah... the human reproductive act, as shown by some of his comments in "WtBR."
    It's just logic.

    Either that, or Coldy drew some very interesting pictures...  laff
    GAWD! I need a bigger life...
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    « Reply #664 on: 02-07-2008 13:38 »
    « Last Edit on: 02-07-2008 13:38 »

     
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    Originally posted by km73:
    I don't think Amy was as much of a slut as was sometimes implied.

    No she was just a tease like lots of other spoiled little rich girls!   hmpf

    I'm starting to sound like Ralph!
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    « Reply #665 on: 02-07-2008 17:37 »

    SpaceCase's logic mirrors my own, in fact.
    Though I didn't see any need to spell it out at the time - I thought it was obvious.
    I thought Kif's innocent comments in WtBR were probably a wry hint from the writers.
    Futurama Llama

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    « Reply #666 on: 02-07-2008 18:45 »
    « Last Edit on: 02-07-2008 18:45 »

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Amy and Kif can't do the "halfalien-halfhuman monster mash" with the... "parts" they currently have now. Its gross to think about. So don't think about it.

    And thank you, fryandlemon, for those A/K shippics!

    Edit: OMG!!! This is post 666!! Run away!!!
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    « Reply #667 on: 02-07-2008 19:39 »
    « Last Edit on: 02-07-2008 19:39 »

    And now some Bender/Leela:















    And you thought Amy/Kif had a challenging sex life...
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    « Reply #668 on: 02-07-2008 19:43 »

    The second one... wtf? That's downright pornographic.
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    « Reply #669 on: 02-07-2008 20:08 »

    The third one can be taken the same way and I think it has in the framedub thread. Cental to this are the look on Leela's face and absence of Bender's left hand.

    Well that concludes my perverted analysis for the day.
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    « Reply #670 on: 02-07-2008 21:48 »

     
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    Originally posted by coldangel_1:
    SpaceCase's logic mirrors my own, in fact.
    Though I didn't see any need to spell it out at the time - I thought it was obvious.
    You, of course, know what that means:

    I am merely more anal than you are.  roll eyes
    Although you may be more cynical...
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    « Reply #671 on: 02-07-2008 22:08 »

    Heh heh... anal.
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    « Reply #672 on: 02-08-2008 01:27 »
    « Last Edit on: 04-05-2008 00:00 »

     
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    Originally posted by coldangel_1:
    Heh heh... anal.
    [*Stare*]

    Uh huh.

    Tell me again: Are you Beavis, or are you Butthead?    roll eyes
       wink
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    « Reply #673 on: 02-08-2008 01:41 »

    I'm not familiar with Beavis and Butthead, sadly.
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    « Reply #674 on: 02-08-2008 02:10 »

      eek
    SpaceCase got UBB code wrong? Everyone out of the universe! Quick!

    Also, why would only the second pic be pornographic when Bender sort of lets it stick out all the time anyway?  smile
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    « Reply #675 on: 02-08-2008 06:22 »

    'Cause Leels looks like she's about to grab it and do things with it... maybe even put it in her mouth...

    *has a cold shower*
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    « Reply #676 on: 02-08-2008 10:23 »
    « Last Edit on: 02-08-2008 10:23 »

    Yeah, but Bender's Little Bender seems a little flaccid...  eek
    SonicPanther

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    « Reply #677 on: 02-08-2008 19:00 »

    Bwahaha, the second picture is so... Suggestive.   flirt

    If any of you win a round in the framegrab thread, promise me you'll use that one.
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    « Reply #678 on: 02-08-2008 19:27 »

    Sonic - you Americans, stop trying to rig elections!  tongue
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    « Reply #679 on: 02-08-2008 20:04 »

    Woah, just saw this grab in the captions thread:

    How did I miss that when looking for B/L grabs to post?!  tongue  Though it does look more like rape than love... oh well.
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