Hottest woman who only appeared once, in one case twice

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Some guy I know said she gave him crabs.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
That's gotta be one hell of a handjob.

Yeah. I went there.

And I respect that. You deserve a medal or something. I got it the medal of perversion, PEEL's new sexiest honor.

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If lovin' multiarmed alien women is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:
I may not have voted for Heather in previous incarnations of this poll, but that was before I saw her layout in the "Girls of the Inner Planets" issue of Playboy.

Neptune isn't an inner planet.

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:
I may not have voted for Heather in previous incarnations of this poll, but that was before I saw her layout in the "Girls of the Inner Planets" issue of Playboy.

Originally posted by David A:
Neptune isn't an inner planet.

True, but "Girls of the Gas-Giants" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
>.< No pun intended.

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Edna. Why? To make you all ask why.

OK I'll bite: Why?

I vote Morgan. If all I have to do to make her put out is be a pig, well, I'm game. Oink!

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Originally posted by David A:
 Neptune isn't an inner planet.

In 3000 it will be.   

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:
In 3000 it will be.   

 
Astronomers tell us the sun will not enter it’s red-giant phase - the phase of a star’s life when it expands greatly (about the size of Mars’ orbit for Sol) - for at least some millions of years. It will neither have expanded nor consumed the inner planets in a thousand years.
Farnsworth did change Earth’s orbit in “CotH,” but Neptune has no solid surface on which to push.
Are you suggesting that someone, somehow, for some reason changed Neptune’s orbit?

Or have I just strangled the last last, desperate, twitching of life out of whatever joke you were trying to make? 

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Originally posted by SpaceCase:

Farnsworth did change Earth’s orbit in “CotH,” but Neptune has no solid surface on which to push.

Santa doesn't think so. 

Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast.

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
Santa doesn't think so. 

First, Santabot has more bugs than a roach motel! 
Second, it's a joke.
Third, it's a glaring continuity error, (that DXC as much as admitted in one of the commentaries, IIRC) and;
Fourth, I stand corrected: According to Wikipedia, Uranus Urectum and Neptune are ice giants, not gas giants as are Jupiter & Saturn.

Still, none of this makes Neptune an inner planet. 

Perhaps, "Girls of the Jovian Worlds?"

I wonder if there'll be a 'sexy space-suit' issue? 

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How about just "Girls of the Outer Planets"?

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That's just crazy enough to work!

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Originally posted by Kryten:
That's just crazy enough to work!

You’re absolutely right!

It is crazy.
 

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For all of her drawbacks Umbriel does have a mouth. nudge nudge, wink wink

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"Say no more, say no more."

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Almost makes up for the suppository you have to take to go see her.

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this thread has gotten quite bizarre....I vote Morgan

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There's a lot more Morgan appreciators here than I realised...

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I hated Morgan

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Originally posted by Archonix:
There's a lot more Morgan appreciators here than I realised...

I've noticed that. I never knew she was so popular.

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Might be a difference between men and boys.

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I'm too clean for her liking.

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Originally posted by Unknown:
I'm too clean for her liking.

Me too, but I can change! Oh yes! 

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Come to think of it, she's possibly the only woman that would ever make love to my roommate.

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I thought she was one of the best antagonists on the show, but the way they ended it I think it would be difficult to bring her back

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No one gets fired from a beauracracy, just promoted to their level of incompetence. Last we knew 2 big slobs were assigned to her rather than one little one.

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Edna was pretty hot.... Don't tell me you've never had dirty (scary) thoughts about Decapodian mouth-tentacles! *laughs*

But I think.... Morgan, the Amazonians, and then Umbriel. Also, the Grand Midwife just because she was awesome.

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I think it's what's behind the tentacles that most people worry about...

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Dr. Cahill aka "Dr. Goodnsexy"

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Originally posted by SpaceCase:
...that DXC as much as admitted in one of the commentaries...

Which one? I don't remember, and it's killing me!

...voted Morgan. No competition at all.

I do find it a little unsettling how many of you would make out with a huge fish if it had lady-legs and the whatnot and the inbetween. You're a bunch of sickos.

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Mildred (Fry's grandmother).  Am I a deviant?  Yes.  Do I care?  Yes.  Why can't you all accept me and my faults?  Why?!?

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Nobody's judging you here.

...freak.

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I was pretty down with Edna till I saw her mouth slime.  Just plain nasty, and what's that smell?

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umbriel

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morgan probably

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Probably Umbriel

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Edna. !

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I voted Morgan (I think; it's been awhile), but if I could vote for more than one...Heather and Morgan. The both of them were just poured into their uniforms. Hamenah-hamenah-wow. 

Plus I like chicks with glasses.   

'Naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies, naked ladies!'

- Justice Snoop Dogg, Into the Wild Green Yonder

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Plus, four arms. That's one hell of a back massage.

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Among other things.

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
That's gotta be one hell of a handjob.

Yeah. I went there.