The Evil Conspiracy Against Pedro Thread

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It's like a million fanfics exploded.

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Reprinted because it was at the bottom of the page.  I want all Trek fans to be totally disgusted by this.

 

You've seen it, you can't unsee it!

"Spock, I can't quit you."

"Be quiet, Jim.  Don't spoil the moment."

 

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There is no smilie in existance that can accurately display my horror upon seeing that image, nevermind seeing it twice.

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A part of my soul just crumbled away...

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Oh, that wasn't as disturbing as that OC James fic.

This thread is getting a bit dodgy...

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I've seen worse.

Much, much worse.

I'm talkin' Kate Pulaski-on-147-year-old-McCoy action.

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Then there's the Janeway/Seven stuff...

Wait a second, I enjoyed some of those.  Especailly the photoshopped images of them in different stages of unclothness...

BTW, whers is this OC James fic located?

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Originally posted by km73:
Oh, that wasn't as disturbing as that OC James fic.

Oh yes it is.

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I read the OC James fic.

It was good.  Very good.

I saw the star trek picture.

It was bad.  So very bad.

I'll never be able to look at Spock's ears the same way again.

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Maybe it's because I'm not s Star Trek fan - but I thought that pic was hilarious.

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That picture's going to be seared into my memory for a loooong time.

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Did anyone else hear the screams of a thousand undead souls when they saw that?

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I know I witnessed my mind split apart upon seeing that..... :blink:

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Why am I the only one thinking "hawt!!!"? 

But you have to admit, that's quite a good photoshop job.

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I'm saved by the fact I don't know what the word 'quit' means in this context.

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Originally posted by bend_her:

Why am I the only one thinking "hawt!!!"?   

I don't know the answer to that.  The word that I would use is anything but 'hawt'.

 

But you have to admit, that's quite a good photoshop job.

That it most surely is not.

Huh?

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I am not necessarily one of you (then again...) but I've been told you'd probably get a kick out of these.













It might also distract you from the trek slash for a few minutes. Yick... 

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Will there be any more? That stuff provided some serious laughs. 

"Is there any reason why your underwear is on every seat in the house?"
"No. But you can't sit on any of it."

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Spoken like a true married man (the comic panels).

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I agree, more please! I like the shot of Leela from floor-level.

Still, Leela wearing Fry's undies? 

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Originally posted by bend_her:
Still, Leela wearing Fry's undies?   

Werl... speaking as a married man, once you're in a long-term relationship you usually have little choice about keeping cherished and well-worn underpants. Doesn't matter how comfy they are...

And yes, I fear I must bow to the inevitable and say there will be more. When, what and why I have no idea... 

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Originally posted by Frida Waterfall:
I truly deserve a double slap following a mighty kick in the crotch for this question I'm going to ask. I know I am a shipper, and yes, I am truly not questioning this- I'm just trying to get more talk out of the shipping community. So, here it is: Why does Fry love Leela?

That should do it.

Because she's different. She's not like anyone he's ever met. Leela is always there for him she sticks up for him. They sorta complete eachother you know? Fry makes Leela loosen up and Leela makes Fry straighten up and be more mature.
     

Originally posted by Sine Wave:Leela essentially made him into a new man (while still remaining the same Fry, if that makes sense), and gave his life meaning.

They basically give each other meaning. In The Sting when Leela thought that Fry was dead she was basically going insane an was about to give up and Fry never left her side. Then in The Why of Fry Fry feels useless when Leela is with Chaz and then  he went back to the future because of Leela even though he didn't feel like he even had a chance with her. I think that a lot of Leela's problems lie with the fact that everytime that she gets close to someone they disappear.

This is a little off topic but... Fry and Leela remind me a little of what I see with Harry and Hermione. Harry needs Hermione. When he thought that Hermione was dead in the Deparment of Mysteries in OotP because Antonin Dolohov's curse Harry couldn't function he didn't even think to check for a pulse. Neville had to do it for him and only when he was sure that Hermione was alive was he able to do anything. Hermione and Harry always are at eachothers sides much like Fry and Leela. Harry repects Hermione for who she is and Hermione vise versa. The don't see eachother as the Bookworm adn the Boy-Who-Lived like everyone else. They see each other has Harry and Hermione. Fry see's Leela as Leela and Leela is starting to see Fry as Fry. Fry has been earning more and more of Leela's repect through out the series. I don't think that Leela every really lost Fry's respect except maybe after she slept with Zapp but as far as I can thnik of that was the only time.

And on another off topic point that relates to some stuff metioned earlier: I always thought that there was something between Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Ignore the fact that I just got into Star Trek a month ago and an trying to watch Star Trek V at the moment...

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Love's complicated.

Yes, that's all I can say.

P.S.: I love Fry's analysis on a long-term relationship. It's the most accurate fan material I've ever seen.

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Archonix those are FREAKING AWESOME. You got Fry's personality perfectly I think.

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Originally posted by Frisco17:
Archonix those are FREAKING AWESOME. You got Fry's personality perfectly I think.

Second. Thoses are awesome. My computer was beigng stupid for a while and wasn't letting me bring them up. I also agree with Frida about it beeing realy accurate with canon.

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Third.
I wholeheartedly endorse this product or event.

Edit:
Bendersfan1221 - You are welcome here, but your friend JK Rowling is not.   

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[Scruffy] Fourth [/Scruffy]

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I feel I should point out that I partially nicked the underwear-on-seats joke from JustNibblin. Though, having said that, it has happened to me...

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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Edit:
Bendersfan1221 - You are welcome here, but your friend JK Rowling is not.   

Fine by me just brining up something I noticed. Friends with Rowling you wish, I've been pissed at her since a certaine interview before book 6.

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Heh, while we're clinging desperately to the slashfic track, enjoy this little one:

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  Archonix, that comic cracked me up!  You should totally do some more! 

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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Bendersfan1221 - You are welcome here, but your friend JK Rowling is not.   

[Fry]"Oooh Burn!"[/Fry]

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Archonix, that deserves a Matt Jefferies rating, at least.

Married life to a tee, obviously.  But two minor things...

Since when does Fry like sports more than Leela?

And...

Where the heck does she find the raw courage to wear his underpants? 

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Originally posted by Archonix:
I feel I should point out that I partially nicked the underwear-on-seats joke from JustNibblin. Though, having said that, it has happened to me...

*Zoidberg* Hurray, I've been robbed! *Zoidberg*

Seriously, though, Archonix's art thread has some great (and slightly disturbing) stuff.   How'd you learn to draw the figures so uncannily accurately?

And Xanfor, two words: washing machine.

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Originally posted by JustNibblin':
Seriously, though, Archonix's art thread has some great (and slightly disturbing) stuff.   How'd you learn to draw the figures so uncannily accurately?

I spent a year looking at naked people.


By which I mean I attended life-drawing classes during my art foundation degree. And, also, my wife looks a bit like Leela might look with shorter legs and two eyes. And blonde hair.

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You lucky bastard...

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Not really. They just don't do wives like that around here, I had to go all the way to Sweden to get her...

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I thought you had some formal training.

 

My wife looks a bit like Leela might look with shorter legs and two eyes. And blonde hair.

*slaps Archonix*

What the hell are you doing spending time online then? 

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Unfortunately she works. Kept man, me.   

Gawd, this isn't making me any friends...

[edit]Alright that's not strictly true, I do most of the work most of the time. It's just that she's off doing the academic equivalent of flying a space-ship.[/edit]

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Yay, let's discuss the Archonix/Beautiful blonde Swede Leela look-alike ship now.
Does she share your Futurama obsession?