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Doggirl

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« Reply #80 on: 07-04-2007 12:39 »

I think he would get badly bankrupted and people would come in to see if he had any he didnt put in the bank and hid from them and finds out hes poor so they would eat him for dinner...

poor zoidberg. And it doesnt help how hermes make him pay for everything and never even pays him in the first place...


I HATE HERMES!!!!!!!!!!! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULD LAUGH...

MWAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Im going off topic arent I. 
gaschief

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« Reply #81 on: 07-04-2007 17:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Doggirl:

poor zoidberg. And it doesnt help how hermes make him pay for everything and never even pays him in the first place...


I HATE HERMES!!!!!!!!!!! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULD LAUGH...

MWAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

Im going off topic arent I. 

Appropriately off topic. Hermes really is such a shit to Zoidberg, he doesnt deserve it.

Zoidberg doesnt deserve to die!

But I stand by my original entry on how he would die as this is the theme of the thread!



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britchenhauer

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« Reply #82 on: 07-04-2007 17:22 »

lol, Kelly (Doggirl, she's my sister) you're funny.


seattlejohn01

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« Reply #83 on: 07-04-2007 20:18 »

Zoidberg will awaken from a really bad nightmare (that everyone is sitting around a table, ready to eat him), only to see Elzar hitting him with 2 shots from his spice weasel.  Bam!  Bam!  Camera pulls away, and you see everyone IS sitting around a table, ready to eat him; he's become a really big platter of lobster zoidberg...
Decapodian

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« Reply #84 on: 07-05-2007 05:33 »

That happened in 'That's Lobstertainment'.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #85 on: 07-05-2007 11:46 »

You're kidding me!  And here I spent all this time thinking I came up with the perfect end to Zoidberg.  I guess I need to review all the episodes, to make sure I'm not stating the already occured.  Gotta go call The Cartoon Network, to get them to schedule another Futurama marathon...

OK.  Zoidberg goes for a scuttle in the ocean & catches a deadly case of fin fungus (which is his sole diagnosis for anyone he treats, human or robot; it doesn't matter that he has no fins).
defdev1

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« Reply #86 on: 07-06-2007 03:57 »

he finaly mates with someone...........then dies
Organazation14

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« Reply #87 on: 07-06-2007 19:18 »

he'll kill himself
gaschief

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« Reply #88 on: 07-06-2007 19:37 »

Zoidberg will NEVER die due to SEX or Suicide he is far to lacking in will to manage either successfully
Organazation14

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« Reply #89 on: 07-06-2007 20:07 »

fresh up on history!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #90 on: 07-07-2007 04:04 »

Zoidberg is caught outside the office during XMAS; he's judged "naughty" by Santa, who decides to "get jolly on his naught ass" and runs him over with his sleigh (or is it slay?)...
Organazation14

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« Reply #91 on: 07-07-2007 11:07 »

in the first xmas ep santa gave him a pogo stick for being good
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #92 on: 07-07-2007 12:08 »

True.  But, things change...
Nicky boy

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« Reply #93 on: 07-07-2007 12:14 »

blow himself up by eating explosives thinking its pizza.
Mangled

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« Reply #94 on: 07-09-2007 22:58 »

if zoidberg were to die, i would say someone should eat him or turn him into lobster bisque or something of the sort
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #95 on: 07-10-2007 01:59 »

He dies while in the middle of "Claw-Plaw...click, click, click"
Nicky boy

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« Reply #96 on: 07-10-2007 14:15 »

or maybe he will die of old age???? or get run over!
gaschief

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« Reply #97 on: 07-12-2007 19:35 »

He might fall in a garbage truck trying to salvage some scraps for a meal and get crushed, shell and all....ohh that sounds like a sore way to die..I just made myself sad!
Nicky boy

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« Reply #98 on: 07-14-2007 16:32 »

seaguls might eat him if he randomly dies on the beach!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #99 on: 07-14-2007 17:24 »

I got it, I got it...Zoidberg stumbles into an all you can eat buffet, and he eats himself to death...
Nicky boy

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« Reply #100 on: 07-14-2007 17:43 »

err possibley or he might die of err... lonleyness. or he might go on a suicide mission!
Decapodian

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« Reply #101 on: 07-14-2007 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
I got it, I got it...Zoidberg stumbles into an all you can eat buffet, and he eats himself to death...

Is that possible?

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #102 on: 07-15-2007 08:53 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2007 08:53 »

With humans, yes.  With Lobsters (particularly Dr. Zoidberg, who is always looking for something to eat), good question.  He's eaten fish, worms, shoes, garbage, etc.  I figure, if he found an all-you-can-eat buffet, he'd act like he did when he was given food while in captivity in "Roswell That Ends Well"; he wouldn't stop, he'd keep going until he croaked...
gaschief

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« Reply #103 on: 07-16-2007 19:33 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
I got it, I got it...Zoidberg stumbles into an all you can eat buffet, and he eats himself to death...

This is the most Plausible way for Zoidy to die Ive heard yet! I reckon he would eat himself to death given the opportunity, he always goes about with this 'every meal is the last' philosophy!

Top Marks SeattleJohn



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saucie

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« Reply #104 on: 07-16-2007 20:02 »

I bet he dies at the Sardine on Mackarel action show. He'll be trying to mate with the sardine, but having no experience, he'll end up accidentally eating the sardine thinking it's foreplay. Eventually, he'll contract "Mad Crab" disease, and Hermes and Leela will feast.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #105 on: 07-16-2007 20:44 »

Zoidy cant die!

(pointless post i know)
Nicky boy

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« Reply #106 on: 07-17-2007 15:44 »

he can die but not very easiley. he trys to stab himself in the stomach but that didnt work and he ended up ruining a sword! lol.

 @ saucie: or possibley chronic crustacean HIV.
robertojamison

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« Reply #107 on: 07-17-2007 22:33 »

Hes poor hungry doctor(FAKE) with no friends. Suicide, duh!
Mattador701

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« Reply #108 on: 07-19-2007 15:37 »

Hermes will put poison in the rubbish bin outside planetexpress (Zoidberg's home and larder) and he will eat the poison and die.(duh)

Yay I am a bending unit!!!
Nicky boy

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« Reply #109 on: 07-19-2007 16:00 »

join the club!  smile

he may die like a hero, saving fry, bender, leela.
saucie

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« Reply #110 on: 07-19-2007 17:05 »

Saving them from what?

A doooomsday device, maybe?
Alx_xlA

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« Reply #111 on: 08-03-2007 21:38 »

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Originally posted by saucie:
I bet he dies at the Sardine on Mackarel action show.QUOTE]

There aren't any, remember? Zoidy ate the last ones.

I think that he would die as a martyr. Sort of. He should eat a bomb that is about to kill the entire crew of PX, then it would blow up inside him and vaporize his soft tissues, but leave his shell completely intact.
Decapodian

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« Reply #112 on: 08-03-2007 22:32 »

Zoidberg ate the last anchovies not sardines.
zoidberg16

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« Reply #113 on: 08-06-2007 09:34 »

when Hermes said he wanted a license to kill so he could string someone up with piano wire, how much you want to bet that bastard was going to try to kill zoidberg?
Hermes can go f--- himself!
vallebowl

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« Reply #114 on: 08-06-2007 12:10 »

IF SOMEBODY COOK HIM
Decapodian

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« Reply #115 on: 08-07-2007 01:05 »

 
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Originally posted by zoidberg16:
when Hermes said he wanted a license to kill so he could string someone up with piano wire, how much you want to bet that bastard was going to try to kill zoidberg?
Hermes can go f--- himself!

Actually, Hermes and Zoidberg end up liking each other near the end of the last season where they engage in some 'just friends' spooning.


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Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #116 on: 08-07-2007 01:09 »

can anyone say lobster dinner, the PE crew would eat at an extravagant dinner party
HypnoGlic

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« Reply #117 on: 08-07-2007 12:18 »

Zoidberg wont die! He will find a cure for death because he is such a great doctor!!!! ; )
Tinyjoshua

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« Reply #118 on: 09-24-2007 23:26 »

hell die of bender thinking his a lobster and not zoidberg.
Antonator

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« Reply #119 on: 09-25-2007 10:40 »

He'd do an operation with a H-bomb killing him self and millions of others!
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