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Fry7

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« Reply #40 on: 12-18-2006 21:06 »

What? it's not even scratch and sniff?
Nicky boy

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« Reply #41 on: 12-22-2006 15:12 »

i will send him to rosewell and get the staff to do an alien autopsy.

(i will through the deviled egg out the window, it will save me the hassle)

revert to roswell that ends well to understand what i said.
Decapodian

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« Reply #42 on: 04-02-2007 06:01 »

Zoidberg will commit suicide perhaps?
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 04-02-2007 09:57 »

ataully he may eat some poison thinking its some sort of food
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #44 on: 04-02-2007 10:33 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2007 10:33 »

When the last river is dead and dried.,

When the last tree has shriveld and wilted,

When the last animal has drawn it's final breath,

When the last world has cooled and hardened,

When the last sun has finally frozen...

ZOIDBERG SHALL REMAIN
Decapodian

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« Reply #45 on: 04-03-2007 00:54 »

Nice one.

For ironys sake, he will bite off more then he can chew and die of a stomach implosion.
gwynhwyfar

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« Reply #46 on: 04-03-2007 09:29 »

i personally like zoidberg and i wish no harm on him.. im a loser  smile
Decapodian

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« Reply #47 on: 04-04-2007 02:52 »

I like him to gwynhwyfar, it's just it's funny to watch him die.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #48 on: 04-04-2007 03:23 »

Oh... how could you all hate Zoidberg so much?
In one of coldy's fanfics he died didn't he? but then he came back to life. So if he came back to life afterwards, I'd...
cut his four mouths off, cut his four hearts out, or cut anything he has 4 of.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #49 on: 04-04-2007 03:30 »

How about we put him in a blender!
Who wants Lobster bisque!
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #50 on: 04-04-2007 04:00 »

Maybe one day he'll get enough money to buy a decapodian whore, and then he'll die
Decapodian

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« Reply #51 on: 04-04-2007 21:22 »

No whore would take him. Not even a Decapodian version of Amy
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 04-08-2007 08:08 »

Anyone thinking "How would you kill john zoidberg?"

 tongue tongue tongue
Trombonist

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« Reply #53 on: 04-08-2007 13:55 »

Actually, I'm thinking "How worthless is John Zoidberg?"
Decapodian

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« Reply #54 on: 04-08-2007 23:28 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Anyone thinking "How would you kill john zoidberg?"

  tongue  tongue  tongue

Dont start on those lines or this thread will prbably end up like the Cubert Death thread.

But who cares!

I say we hit him with a shovel until his shell cracks open.


Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #55 on: 04-09-2007 00:33 »

Lock him in a sauna until he's thoroughly cooked
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #56 on: 04-09-2007 06:27 »

Feed him to ravening wolves
Writer unit32

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« Reply #57 on: 04-09-2007 10:44 »

Put him into Garry's Mod.(if you dont know hat that is, Google it) Then the possibilities will be endless!
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #58 on: 04-10-2007 08:53 »

Let him starve, even though it always happens.
beck

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 04-10-2007 09:22 »

hm, really - starvation, offences, lonelyness, poverty, beating etc. won't kill Zoidy - he just got used to them. So my guess is he can die only if he becomes filthy rich, surroundend by friends and piles of food. And as this is never gonna happen - he'll live forever!
Professor Zoidy

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« Reply #60 on: 04-10-2007 16:26 »

He'll only die when he gets dragged to the same place they tried to stick Fransy in...and even then, they'd think him too ugly to die so they'd cast him back into the world. They can deal with him. It's not their problem anymore.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #61 on: 04-12-2007 06:45 »

Hermes will kill him after Zoidberg tries to sexually molest his calculator
Phillip.J.Fry

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« Reply #62 on: 04-19-2007 17:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Cyberphobia:
Well his most obvious form of death will be after he has sex, as his race do.
yeah id have to say that to
  sleep   big grin   puke
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #63 on: 04-20-2007 03:06 »

 
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Originally posted by Phillip.J.Fry:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Cyberphobia:
Well his most obvious form of death will be after he has sex, as his race do.
yeah id have to say that to
   sleep    big grin    puke

Zoidberg having sex?  laff THat'll never happen!

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #64 on: 04-22-2007 08:10 »

He'll be squished by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #65 on: 04-23-2007 05:20 »

Aw, he knew my favourite cause of death...
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #66 on: 04-23-2007 14:16 »

My idea from the Cubert thread:

I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.

I still stand by this.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #67 on: 04-23-2007 16:27 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2007 00:00 »

Ignore this.,...

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #68 on: 04-25-2007 00:59 »

Why will Santa blow him up? Zoidy is the only person that Santa deems good enough to be not blown up, remember?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 04-25-2007 06:37 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2007 00:00 »

Here's something. Zoidberg will shed his shell and in that time of no protective shell for him Hermes will hit him with a pick ax and have a nice Lobster Neuburg I-i mean Lobester Zoidberg, uh... Doctor Zoidberg.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #70 on: 05-21-2007 14:09 »

lobster dinner- need i say more
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 06-05-2007 01:48 »

Dinner and a death.

Finally I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide-shows. 'Al Gore, Bender's Big Score'

Oh ya, Happy Holidays too!
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 06-05-2007 14:56 »

he might eat amy's toe nail clippings.
and maybe he will choke.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #73 on: 06-06-2007 01:50 »

He's eaten cans. I doubt he'll choke on toenail clippings.
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #74 on: 06-09-2007 17:30 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2007 00:00 »

He really doesn't deserve to die, next to Bender he's probably my favourite character.

However if death was to come I suspect it would be at the doing of one of Farnsworths experiments gone wrong. Some kind of Microwave heating beam cooking him alive (as real lobsters are, albeit in boiling water and not microwaves !) and he explodes.
I suspect he will never die as a result of mating..............
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #75 on: 06-16-2007 05:06 »

I thought lobsters got boiled not microwaved. Ah well, both good.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #76 on: 06-16-2007 05:22 »

Good idea deac, boil him and here him scream. Pull him out before he actually dies, then eat him and hear him scream some more!
Nicky boy

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« Reply #77 on: 06-16-2007 17:08 »

a bit cruel but funney!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 06-16-2007 21:43 »

Do what Leela did in AOI!
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #79 on: 06-17-2007 17:29 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Good idea deac, boil him and here him scream. Pull him out before he actually dies, then eat him and hear him scream some more!

WHOW you are one scary bitch, im glad im not a lobster man!



Gaschief AKA Karl Marx on acid!
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