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Decapodian

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« on: 12-04-2006 20:40 »

In the shipper thread 3 I said that the writers were planning to kill him off in 2nd season. It turned out that I was lying but I started wondering...How ould Zoidberg die?
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #1 on: 12-04-2006 23:08 »

Well his most obvious form of death will be after he has sex, as his race do.
monkey_nibble

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« Reply #2 on: 12-05-2006 07:14 »

I think that farsworth will poison him (I've always seen how he looks at him that's either gay or mean) and then zoidborg wakes up and he's in a bowl of soup.
MasterW82

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« Reply #3 on: 12-05-2006 07:31 »

Zoidberg probably never dies, because he never will have sex!
Cyberphobia

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« Reply #4 on: 12-05-2006 08:22 »

Maybe Leela will kill him and cook him in a wave of impulsiveness. (i.e. AOI1)
coldangel

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« Reply #5 on: 12-05-2006 09:33 »

He'll eat something Bender cooked.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #6 on: 12-05-2006 13:04 »

he will die on one of Farsworths missions
Writer unit32

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« Reply #7 on: 12-05-2006 14:33 »

He'll die trying to make a operation on himself.
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #8 on: 12-05-2006 14:58 »

he'll die of loneliness [zoidy]nobody likes zoidberg![/zoidy]  frown
Dave B

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« Reply #9 on: 12-05-2006 15:35 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2006 15:35 »

He would eat a nasty toxic chemical in one of the skips he regularily visits... What a horrible way to go   hmpf
Decapodian

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« Reply #10 on: 12-05-2006 18:43 »

He probably die in some sort of humourous accident
Benders_Fan

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« Reply #11 on: 12-06-2006 12:56 »

I kinda like Zoidberg.. Well no not really. But I don't think they should kill him off. Not sure how they'd kill him off though... Probably like numer1fan said, he'll die of loneliness.  evil laugh
tyraniak

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« Reply #12 on: 12-06-2006 14:25 »

I don't think any poison could take him out, he eats just about anthing and doesn't feel the slightest bit sick, I'm guessing Bender may kill him one of these days, or if food runs short, the PE crew will cook him and eat him
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #13 on: 12-06-2006 18:00 »

I don't think Zoidberg or any other Futurama character should be bumped off.  Maybe Zoidberg will die of great sorrow because nobody likes him. 
Decapodian

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« Reply #14 on: 12-06-2006 21:55 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
I don't think any poison could take him out, he eats just about anthing and doesn't feel the slightest bit sick, I'm guessing Bender may kill him one of these days, or if food runs short, the PE crew will cook him and eat him

Mmmmmm Zoidberg.......

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
BeanBeanBean!

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« Reply #15 on: 12-07-2006 11:32 »

Why Zoidberg?
TriggerHappyJim

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« Reply #16 on: 12-07-2006 19:20 »

For irony's sake, he'll drown.
LuvFry

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« Reply #17 on: 12-07-2006 21:14 »

Why hasn't anybody said that Hermes would do it? Seems the obvious answer to me!
Decapodian

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« Reply #18 on: 12-08-2006 02:43 »

Hermes is friends with Zoidberg in Spanish Fry so he doesnt want to kill him anymore
Freya

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« Reply #19 on: 12-08-2006 14:34 »

NO! Zoidberg can't die, he's my world (ok, so actually Bender is, but SHUSH don't tell Zoidy that)
But, I do agree with LuvFry saying Hermes would kill him.
Nicky boy

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« Reply #20 on: 12-09-2006 14:10 »

i think a snipper will do i nice job
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #21 on: 12-10-2006 05:24 »

Probably involving a box of egs, a garbage can and a MiG-29 Fulcrum
tyraniak

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« Reply #22 on: 12-10-2006 23:27 »

Lrr might eat him if he gets really hungry for seafood
LuvFry

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« Reply #23 on: 12-11-2006 10:55 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
Lrr might eat him if he gets really hungry for seafood

No, Nd-Nd wouldn't let him. She'd probably point out that his posterior is large enough without the dumpster-diving Zoidberg.
Decapodian

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« Reply #24 on: 12-12-2006 00:05 »

Zoidberg isnt fattening! How dare you say that!
tyraniak

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« Reply #25 on: 12-12-2006 00:56 »

I'm guessing if anyone ate Zoidberg, they'd probably feel really sick afterwards
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 12-12-2006 11:53 »

Zoidberg will die saving the crew, but no-one will care about him for it
LuvFry

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« Reply #27 on: 12-12-2006 16:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
Zoidberg isnt fattening! How dare you say that!

You're absolutely right! He doesn't eat enough to be fattening. Pardon my mistake  wink
tyraniak

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« Reply #28 on: 12-13-2006 00:34 »

he still eats garbage, so I'm not sure how much fat or cholesterol is in a boot or a raccoon
Decapodian

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« Reply #29 on: 12-13-2006 05:09 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
he still eats garbage, so I'm not sure how much fat or cholesterol is in a boot or a raccoon

Boots and racoonsa dont have much chorlestrol at all.
I know this from personal experience.

Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #30 on: 12-14-2006 13:31 »

Come on, Futurama without Zoidberg? Thats like the Simpson's without Homer. Zoidberg is priceless.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 12-14-2006 18:43 »

The best way for Zoidberg to die is to blow up and destroy the entire PE crew
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #32 on: 12-15-2006 10:50 »

No no no, he would get an itch, go to scratch and accidently snip it off with his claw and bleed to death, there you have it, ya I know they mate with thier mouths but its still funny.
Decapodian

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« Reply #33 on: 12-16-2006 00:26 »

They dont mate with the mouths.

Zoidberg's gonads are in his neck.
In FOABP he walks out of a restroom and zips up a fly thats in his shirt collar
Nicky boy

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« Reply #34 on: 12-17-2006 08:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-17-2006 08:30 »

on second thoughts he will donate himself to one of his hungry hobo friends because his life is crap. (no offence ziody)
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #35 on: 12-18-2006 02:53 »

Whats so bad about Zoidbergs life?
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 12-18-2006 09:56 »

he is a loner and can be a noob at times.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #37 on: 12-18-2006 12:47 »

No-one could kill zoidy - the knife in 30% Iron Chef crumpled on him and with what he eats i doubt poison would effect him.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #38 on: 12-18-2006 17:09 »

After there starts a civil war in DOOP,Earth will almost be destroyed but the people of Hundchmir7 the small planet rulled by Writer Unit32,will come to the resque.When Earthicans and hndchmirians will be fighting the Decapodeans,Writer Unit32 will find Zoidberg in a pit and rip his heart out on the eyes of the three nations(Decapodians,Earthicans and Hundchmirians).The rest is a different story
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #39 on: 12-18-2006 20:18 »

You really hate Zoidberg dont you??

PS Zoidberg has 4 hearts
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