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PEE Poll: Which character is the weakest?
Kiff   -23 (60.5%)
Professor Farnsworth   -7 (18.4%)
Fry   -0 (0%)
Hermes   -0 (0%)
Zoidberg   -8 (21.1%)
Total Voters: 38

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #40 on: 12-05-2006 18:41 »

Kif is no lnger funny.....
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #41 on: 12-09-2006 14:42 »

i think brannagon is a pussy. he couldnt kill a fly
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 12-09-2006 22:47 »

Yes he could
NJ_Bella

Crustacean
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« Reply #43 on: 12-13-2006 14:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
Yes he could

i agree with you here Decapodian, just cause Zapp is stupid and incompetant doesn't mean he is incapable of killing.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #44 on: 12-13-2006 14:24 »

I've never seen Zapp actually fight anyone, he's more used to sending thousands of his own troops to their deaths
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 12-13-2006 14:26 »

He mentions that he was killing the Spidarians on 'Three Hundred Big Boys', what evidence do you have to support this claim Nicky Boy???
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 12-13-2006 14:39 »

Kiff doesn't make the show any worse though, it just adds to the story let him alone, aight peace
x-number1fan-x

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« Reply #47 on: 12-13-2006 15:03 »

Kiff, no doubt about it. He is no longer funny, and he is physically weak too.

PS: wow I have a new siggy!

-Claire
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
Bending Unit
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« Reply #48 on: 12-13-2006 15:39 »

Kiff has just got boring and annoying, no doubt about it
Codi Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #49 on: 12-13-2006 17:44 »

Where is Zapp? I mean really, he's a yellow belly coward...

But if not, it would have to be Kif. It's funny when Dr. Z has his relapses, but Kif is definately defenseless.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #50 on: 12-13-2006 18:23 »

it looks like most people think Kifs the weakest
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #51 on: 12-17-2006 08:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
it looks like most people think Kifs the weakest

With good reason!
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 12-20-2006 09:56 »
« Last Edit on: 01-06-2007 00:00 »

Originally posted by Dave B:
He mentions that he was killing the Spidarians on 'Three Hundred Big Boys', what evidence do you have to support this claim Nicky Boy???

you see kif killing the spiders and then zapp comes and runs kif over.ZAPPS A FOOL
. and he only mentions it what do you have to support that dave   wink
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #53 on: 12-21-2006 11:02 »

Ya Zapp is a woosebag, somebody really needs to hammer that guy real good.
Dave B

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« Reply #54 on: 12-21-2006 14:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
Ya Zapp is a woosebag, somebody really needs to hammer that guy real good.

But Leela already did that  tongue lol
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #55 on: 12-22-2006 00:41 »
« Last Edit on: 12-28-2006 00:00 »

It looks like it is.... KIF!

In the early days of this thread it looked like Dr.Z was going to be voted the weakest but now the rubber band is on the other claw!

I say this is the last post before this thread is cancelled since it's purpose is now over.
NJ_Bella

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« Reply #56 on: 12-22-2006 15:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
I say this is the last post before this thread is cancelled since it's purpose is now over.

nah, old threads seem to get new life here all the time. i'm sure when new people find their way here, they'll want to voice their opinion as well.

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #57 on: 12-28-2006 01:35 »

 
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Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
 nah, old threads seem to get new life here all the time. i'm sure when new people find their way here, they'll want to voice their opinion as well.


Like a time capsule!

Well, new people were waiting for you!

Shrimpo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #58 on: 01-12-2007 11:51 »

I put Kif...He's a push-over
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #59 on: 01-12-2007 13:56 »

Kif gets my vote.



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Go here and go here NOW.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #60 on: 01-12-2007 14:07 »

already made my case but kif all the way!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 01-12-2007 14:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-13-2007 00:00 »

Well,I just watched WBR and I have to admit,I think know what you guys meen.Still,I Kif is a bit more than Dr.Z....A big bit!
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #62 on: 01-12-2007 15:13 »

Kif adds a different type of humor, don't look at it as annoying, just watch it and enjoy, its funny because he is always sighing to everything Zapp says and as far as strength he has it when he needs too, i don't think he's not the weakest but I don't know who it is.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #63 on: 01-12-2007 16:11 »

looking at the poll, i think it is safe to say that Fry and hermes are not the weakest.
power girl07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #64 on: 01-13-2007 09:25 »
« Last Edit on: 01-13-2007 09:25 »

I think that Zapp Branigan (hope I've spelt it right) is the weakest because I've noticed that he's never fought in battle.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #65 on: 01-13-2007 11:10 »

i think that was discussed (sp?) earlier in the post. I also think the conclusion came to he isn't weak just lazy, if he had to fight then he probally could he just can't be bothered when he can send 100's of innocent men to die for him.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #66 on: 01-14-2007 05:47 »
« Last Edit on: 01-18-2007 00:00 »

In a fight between Zoidy and Kif, who would win?

Hmmm.... On one side:

KIF:
Is supported by gas bladders underneath a weak spongy skin.
Turns violently ill at any foreign materials entering his system.
Physically weak with little muscles.
Absolute Pushover.

And on the other side...

Dr ZOIDBERG:
Is encased in a hard shell
Has a super powerful immune system
Quite Strong with claws for hands and claws for feet.
Pushover most of the time but has stood up to his oppressors every now and then.


Righto. Compare their stats.
Who would win?
ZOIDBERG!!
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #67 on: 01-18-2007 10:54 »

well ya his claws are razor sharp, how would he not win
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #68 on: 01-18-2007 11:27 »

and he is sword (sp?) proof too
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #69 on: 01-18-2007 21:19 »

Id like to "test" how sword proof Kif is...
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #70 on: 01-19-2007 20:39 »

by a shear physical sense kif is weak mentally zoidberg is the weaker of the two they should join force and become a mighty entity. drz exoskeleton kifs brain interesting stuff. jus joking about them joining
seiryu

Crustacean
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« Reply #71 on: 03-19-2007 19:58 »

kif has to be the weakest. he doesn't have the strongest looking body and he's a push over

BTW in the early episode "love labors lost in space" he at least talked back more to brannigan but as the show progressed he talked less and less and rarely stood up for himself
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #72 on: 03-20-2007 21:21 »

Kif no question.

Literally spineless.
"I'm supported by a system of fluid bladders that....."
fryandlemon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #73 on: 03-21-2007 11:45 »

Oh come on, Kif can kick some ass:


Spider ass to be exact.  More fighting than we've seen Zapp in.  So he's not completely worthless.  And a system of fluid filled bladders might make it harder to hurt him in the first place...*shrugs*

I'd say farnsworth is the weakest.  He jumped an inch off the ground and broke an ankle.   tongue

Zapp's the weakest as in most cowardly though.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #74 on: 03-21-2007 19:23 »
« Last Edit on: 03-21-2007 19:23 »

 
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Originally posted by fryandlemon:
I'd say farnsworth is the weakest.  He jumped an inch off the ground and broke an ankle.

How could i forget about the Professor? I mean really, I'm dissapointed in myself.

His spine collapsed just because he waved his hands in the air!

Post-O-Matic

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« Reply #75 on: 03-24-2007 06:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-24-2007 06:17 »

 
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Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
 i agree with you here Decapodian, just cause Zapp is stupid and incompetant doesn't mean he is incapable of killing.

Yeah! He can send wave after wave of his own men at the enemy.

I vote Zapp. He's a wuss who hides behind his title and authority   smile And his whole "I'm so LONELY!" breakdown is quite pathetic...

I find him to be one of the funnier characters though!
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #76 on: 02-19-2009 16:39 »

professor landed a fifteen foot jump
freddo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 02-19-2009 16:40 »

zoidberg lifted about 400 kg at the gym in wmibacil
bah
squidsyd7

Crustacean
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« Reply #78 on: 03-16-2009 07:30 »

oh definitely either zoidberg or kif...

kif's character is just too droll...he's too boring, if there is such a thing

but zoidberg is a very weak character, though we see him more often.  still...
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« Reply #79 on: 04-12-2009 23:15 »

Hermes never got a lot of lines, but I still liked him.
Scruffy never served much of a purpose and was never very funny. Same with Sal.
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