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PEE Poll: Which character is the weakest?
Kiff   -23 (60.5%)
Professor Farnsworth   -7 (18.4%)
Fry   -0 (0%)
Hermes   -0 (0%)
Zoidberg   -8 (21.1%)
Total Voters: 38

KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« on: 11-27-2006 16:09 »

Weakest also meaning defenseless as well.
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 11-28-2006 01:17 »

My vote goes to Zoidberg.He is easily offended and starts criing when someone yells at him"Stop yelling at me!";"You don't wanna end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!";"That's where I live.I have no home...*sob**"
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*sob-as it is in comics
punk360

Crustacean
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« Reply #2 on: 11-28-2006 01:28 »

i rekon arockalypse is a loser
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #3 on: 11-28-2006 01:30 »

I reckon you're a complete dipshit who should have his ears nailed to his kneecaps. Fuck off back to the gutter.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 11-28-2006 01:41 »

Easy there coldy, don't fall into the newb trap.  Anyways, I'm going with Kif, constantly taking orders from Zapp, although Zoidberg is sometimes a pushover he can also be a tricky little bastard
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 11-28-2006 01:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by punk360:
i rekon arockalypse is a loser
First,You say reckon.
Second,My name is Arockalypse.
Third,I bet you are no real punk.

coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #6 on: 11-28-2006 01:43 »

Stupid chavs piss me off.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 11-28-2006 11:06 »
« Last Edit on: 11-28-2006 11:06 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by punk360:
i rekon arockalypse is a loser

1.It's Arockalypse.
2.It's I
3.I's reckon.
4.You user name should be Punk360.
5.As Arockalypse said,your no real punk.
6.Arockalypse's right,Zoidberg is weak.So give me one reason,why is Arockalypse a loser?
7.I wont even say how stupid of you it was to post this and especially in this thread after he made a analisys of Dr,Z.'s character.
8,and most inportant:
Happy banning!We dont have place for losers like you,so get lost!

So now back on topic.My vote goes for Dr.Z.!
HookerBot 5000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 11-28-2006 12:19 »

Excellently done (espesh for finding like 8 things as well. I guess Im just not observant :P)

Uhm, I would say Kif, methinks.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 11-28-2006 14:12 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by punk360:
i rekon arockalypse is a loser

Bravo. In your first month you got three people pissed at you.

Anywho, Zoidberg is no doubt the weakest.
my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« Reply #10 on: 11-28-2006 14:54 »
« Last Edit on: 11-28-2006 14:54 »

   
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
5.As Arockalypse said,you no real punk.

1.You are not a real punk. 

@kurtpickachu- Do you mean mentally weak or physically weak?

Physically: Farnsworth.
Mentally: Zoidberg.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #11 on: 11-28-2006 15:59 »

I meant a little bit of both. 
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 11-28-2006 18:45 »

I think its Kif because even Zoidberg is mentally stronger then Kif. Plus Zoidberg is a great fighter with his claws so Zoidberg isnt weakest physically and he isnt weakest mentally because Kif is much more of a pushover the Zoidberg.

So its definately Kif

@Punk360 you are the loser not him. First you start a topic saying that Arockalypse needs to get a life and when coldangle refutes you start a topic insulting him!
And now you seem to take every chance to insult Arockalypse!
What have you got against him!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 11-28-2006 19:38 »

Kif swings a mean double-ended flyswatter. 

I vote Zoidberg.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 11-29-2006 03:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
I think its Kif because even Zoidberg is mentally stronger then Kif. Plus Zoidberg is a great fighter with his claws so Zoidberg isnt weakest physically and he isnt weakest mentally because Kif is much more of a pushover the Zoidberg.

No he's not!In a deleted scene Zoidberg said that he loves people who have power over him.I personally think Kif will quit in the new episodes(or maybe even in Bender's Big Score).Also Zoidberg was shown as a good fighter only in one Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love.So was Fry.Kif was shown in 300Hundred Big Boys.So I think Zoidberg's weaker
BeanBeanBean!

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #15 on: 11-29-2006 04:34 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Stupid chavs piss me off.

Ditto bro.

PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 11-29-2006 13:13 »

who can think they have the right to join a web site and after about 10-20 posts start randomly having a right go at everyone who disagrees with the or just postys near them????

anywayz - kif - zoidy has his shell n proff has all those weapons - kiff is madee of fluid filled bladder. Do the math lol.

ps. Zoidy is as much mentaly weak as he is poor, lonely, smelly, ugly
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #17 on: 11-29-2006 13:24 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
who can think they have the right to join a web site and after about 10-20 posts start randomly having a right go at everyone who disagrees with the or just postys near them????
Errr...Let me think...Idiots like punk360?

 
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anywayz - kif - zoidy has his shell n proff has all those weapons - kiff is madee of fluid filled bladder. Do the math lol.
Do you know how easy it is to brake Zoidberg's shell?

 
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ps. Zoidy is as much mentaly weak as he is poor, lonely, smelly, ugly

Second!

There was a alien,
He is great
And Kroker is his name-oh.
K-R-O-K-E-R,and Kroker was his name-oh!
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #18 on: 11-29-2006 16:23 »
« Last Edit on: 11-29-2006 16:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Writer unit32:


There was a alien,
He is great
And Kroker is his name-oh.
K-R-O-K-E-R,and Kroker was his name-oh!
LOL I love that cartoon!
Thanks for the support,guys!

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #19 on: 11-29-2006 22:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 No he's not!In a deleted scene Zoidberg said that he loves people who have power over him.I personally think Kif will quit in the new episodes(or maybe even in Bender's Big Score).Also Zoidberg was shown as a good fighter only in one Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love.So was Fry.Kif was shown in 300Hundred Big Boys.So I think Zoidberg's weaker
that was a deleted scene. it doesnt count.

Also Zoidberg was also a good fighter in the first Anthology of Interest in which he chopped Benders legs off.
Also in several episodes, Zoidberg has gone crazy and tied to attack his masters several times.Has Kif ever attacked his masters?
Nooooooooo, because hes a WIMP! mad

Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 11-30-2006 00:14 »
« Last Edit on: 11-30-2006 00:14 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 No he's not!In a deleted scene Zoidberg said that he loves people who have power over him.I personally think Kif will quit in the new episodes(or maybe even in Bender's Big Score).Also Zoidberg was shown as a good fighter only in one Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love.So was Fry.Kif was shown in 300Hundred Big Boys.So I think Zoidberg's weaker
that was a deleted scene. it doesnt count.

Also Zoidberg was also a good fighter in the first Anthology of Interest in which he chopped Benders legs off.
Also in several episodes, Zoidberg has gone crazy and tied to attack his masters several times.Has Kif ever attacked his masters?
Nooooooooo, because hes a WIMP!   mad

Although it's a deleted scene,he showed that he loves them in Futurestock.

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #21 on: 11-30-2006 01:09 »

Maybe so but my point remains clear.
Even Zoidberg is  mentally stronger Kif!!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #22 on: 11-30-2006 02:46 »

Need to kill Zoidberg in fan-fic.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #23 on: 11-30-2006 03:00 »

You kill everybody in your Fan fics.
There appears to be a tie betwwen Zoidberg and Kif.
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 11-30-2006 03:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
You kill everybody in your Fan fics.
There appears to be a tie betwwen Zoidberg and Kif.
Well,the others are mischosen,I think.Farnsworth is a mad scientist,Fry is too stupid to be weak and Hermes is a cold and heartless slavedriver .

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 11-30-2006 03:12 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Arockalypse:
 
Quote
Originally posted by Decapodian:
You kill everybody in your Fan fics.
There appears to be a tie betwwen Zoidberg and Kif.
Well,the others are mischosen,I think.Farnsworth is a mad scientist,Fry is too stupid to be weak and Hermes is a cold and heartless slavedriver .


So that leaves a choice between the incompetent,hungry and desperate lobster doctor or the lame pushover alien.
Who will win!?
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #26 on: 12-02-2006 13:55 »

I vote Kif
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« Reply #27 on: 12-02-2006 14:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
I vote Kif
Substantiate your vote!

Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 12-03-2006 01:19 »

Why isn't Zapp on the poll? He'd be defenseless if he didn't have his men or Kif.

PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #29 on: 12-03-2006 07:17 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2006 07:17 »

bit off topic but leela's shoes look rather odd with her dress and now you mention it zapp is quite weak while ki was going karate with a fly swatt zapp was crusing in a car



and also zapp couldn't complete the obsticle course
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #30 on: 12-03-2006 20:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
bit off topic but leela's shoes look rather odd with her dress and now you mention it zapp is quite weak while ki was going karate with a fly swatt zapp was crusing in a car



and also zapp couldn't complete the obsticle course

That is more a function of Zapp being lazy than weak.
NJ_Bella

Crustacean
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« Reply #31 on: 12-04-2006 16:03 »

My vote is for Kiff. I used to like him better than Dr. Z as I found Dr. Z pretty annoying with his constant complaining and search for approval. Before Kiff started dating Amy I found him to be quite entertaining. The way Kiff would reply to Zapp, he appeared to be stronger in will. Now that Kiff is dating Amy, he is whipped and seems to not be able to take Zapp's abuse with the sarcastic charm he once had.
candy_quasar

Crustacean
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« Reply #32 on: 12-04-2006 17:08 »

I agree with NJ_Bella, that Kif is the weakest character.  However, I believe that since Kif has been dating Amy his character about the same, or maybe even slightly stronger? 

Also, I could never vote for Dr. Z, because he is too cool!!!! I couldn't imagine the show w/o him.   love
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #33 on: 12-04-2006 18:35 »

I second that sister!
Benders_Fan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #34 on: 12-04-2006 19:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
My vote is for Kiff. I used to like him better than Dr. Z as I found Dr. Z pretty annoying with his constant complaining and search for approval. Before Kiff started dating Amy I found him to be quite entertaining. The way Kiff would reply to Zapp, he appeared to be stronger in will. Now that Kiff is dating Amy, he is whipped and seems to not be able to take Zapp's abuse with the sarcastic charm he once had.


Yes, exactly! He seemed to be a tough character there in the begining, but when he started dating Amy, he just got, whimpish? yea.. So, I agree!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #35 on: 12-04-2006 20:23 »

Amy changed him
Fry_B

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 12-05-2006 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2006 08:06 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
I meant a little bit of both. 

Um...well I'd love to vote ZAPP but if you say a bit of both... it would be Kiff. Wait! I'm not happy with that, I will abstain.

I personally believe the question should have meant 'mentally'. It's more relevant than physical strength (peh) and especially, then I could vote ZAPP! Mwhahaa.. although as someone said once, I respect him for scoring with Leela in his own, low, sleazy,...etc,..way. UNLESS... he got lucky and used the right word out of sheer stupidity and coincidence. What a mix..
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #37 on: 12-05-2006 12:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Writier Unit32:
Do you know how easy it is to brake Zoidberg's shell?

it wasn't that easy in 30% iron chft when zoidy tried to kill himself

Kiff Weak For Ever
NJ_Bella

Crustacean
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« Reply #38 on: 12-05-2006 13:07 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2006 13:07 »

Kiff Weak For Ever

lmao!! say w0rd!!!

Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #39 on: 12-05-2006 15:41 »
« Last Edit on: 12-06-2006 00:00 »

Kif is definetly the weakest...

Physically he is weak being squishy and composed of fluid filled bladders

Mentally how Zap always pushes him around

I've never liked Kif as a character... And I am sure I never will!    smile
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