Which of Fry's old flames should go to Hell?

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Which of Fry's old girlfriends is the biggest bitch? Post your angry thoughts here. Oh...just thinking about them infuriates me...
I'll be in the angry dome....

[Reply #1 on:]

Michelle was the worst. No matter what Fry did, she couldn't be happy (Well, I guess that most women). Morgan was bossy too, but she was freaky so that cancels it out.

[Reply #2 on:]

I agree with you LZ341. Michelle just used Fry-and unfortunately, his stupidity-to her advantage. I mean, what really intelligent peson is going to stick around with her if she's mmean like that? I was also put of by Morgan-she also just used him.

[Reply #3 on:]

I agree, Michelle was the worst.

[Reply #4 on:]

oh, ya.

[Reply #5 on:]

Burn, Michelle, burn.


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FRY FOREVER!

[Reply #6 on:]

This is redundant, Michelle was made to be hated.

[Reply #7 on:]

which is why we hate her.
@ llama: hooray! fry!

[Reply #8 on:]

Poor Fry. He had to endure her.
Q: Why didn't Fry see michelle in one of the tubes after he was unfrozen? Her's couldn'tve been fogged up...his wasn't!

[Reply #9 on:]

maybe when she got in hers was fogged. his wasnt fogged up when he got in.

[Reply #10 on:]

Hmm...yes, something with so many big words like that is sure to make sense.

[Reply #11 on:]

big?

[Reply #12 on:]

Yes. Words like "maybe" are HUGE!

Im holding my kitty and petting my doggy :-)

[Reply #13 on:]

aww....i am getting my toe nibbled by my hamster.

[Reply #14 on:]

My hamster died of a heart attack.
WE ARE GETTING OFF-TOPIC!

[Reply #15 on:]

i. hate. all. of. them. but. amy. Amy is OK

[Reply #16 on:]

Amy has like 30,000 STDs so she seems like the worst for Fry in...that...sense of things.

[Reply #17 on:]

yah, but shes not so much of a bitch

[Reply #18 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
Poor Fry. He had to endure her.
Q: Why didn't Fry see michelle in one of the tubes after he was unfrozen? Her's couldn'tve been fogged up...his wasn't!

He was probably too preoccupied with the shock of waking up in the 30th century, meeting an alien, getting probulated, and trying to avoid having a chip implanted in his hand to notice who was in the other tubes.

A better question would be why he didn't notice her when he was working at the cryogenics place before he unfroze her, because we know he was looking to see who was in the tubes when he found Pauly Shore.

 

Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
i. hate. all. of. them. but. amy. Amy is OK

    What do you have against Umbriel?

 

Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
Amy has like 30,000 STDs so she seems like the worst for Fry in...that...sense of things.

Fry seems to get around at least as much, if not more than Amy.  Maybe she should be worried about catching something from him.   

[Reply #19 on:]

yuuuuuck. none of the PE crew has STDs. end of story.
@David A. I just didn't like her that much. her accent...it infuriates me!

[Reply #20 on:]

Morgan Proctor was the worst of Fry's girlfriends.  Leela should have beat the living crap out of her from the very beginning.  And none of the PE Crew have STDs.  How can they?  They're cartoons.  Michelle was okay, Umbriel was cool, and Amy was just a one time thing. 

[Reply #21 on:]

Yes, i was speaking of CARTOON STDs, Kurt.
I shouldn't have brought it up anyways.

Deepest apologies,
Futurama Llama

[Reply #22 on:]

we shouldnt have anything against umbriel or amy. they were nice to fry all the time 

[Reply #23 on:]

I voted for Michelle........everyone was doing it I wanted to be cool.

[Reply #24 on:]

 

Originally posted by Futurama Llama:
Amy has like 30,000 STDs so she seems like the worst for Fry in...that...sense of things.

Where does everyone get this idea that Amy is so promiscuous? Just because she is so cute its assumed that she gets around. But Fry is the only guy who was actually shown that she got with. We all know Kif doesn't get any. Leela was with Zapp and Alkazar, but nobody says she is a slut.

[Reply #25 on:]

Michelle, no two ways about it. Morgan was hard-boiled, but Michelle was a genuine twenty-minutes egg.

[Reply #26 on:]

Yeah, Morgan was straight laced because that was her job and her life, Michelle was just demanding, mean, and insulting

[Reply #27 on:]

 

Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
yah, but shes not so much of a bitch

She was quite bitchy to Leela some of the time. Anyways, I voted for Michelle.   

[Reply #28 on:]

yah, but it wasnt like the two were enemies. they were mostly cool with each other. wow, michelle is taking a beating. that makes me HAPPY!

[Reply #29 on:]

 

Originally posted by robo_puppy_girl:
we shouldnt have anything against umbriel or amy. they were nice to fry all the time   

Finally, someone's talking sense in this thread.  Thank you.

Also, I found this while searching for something else.

[Reply #30 on:]

hmm. thanks David A. I'm really sorry I didn't catch that earlier.  Anyways, you heard the man, people. please, no one else post here and go to the other thread. Just let this one fizzle out, cheese and thank you. 

[Reply #31 on:]

Amy didnt jerk Fry around. In fact, when their relationship ended, they were still on good terms. Michelle was a possesive, mean-spirited Douchette. Morgan was- well a buraucrat. And I think Fry ended the relationship with Umbriel because...um...well you know.

[Reply #32 on:]

But if she had the human part on the bottom and the fish part on the top...

[Reply #33 on:]

He would have screamed and run - er - swam as fast as he could away.

Michelle, by far. She started with good intetions in the 31st century, but then she became me 0.o; Kidding. I mean she became insulting, rude, mean, obnoxious and hard to please.

[Reply #34 on:]

Oh man, I'll have to look through my archives and find FemJesse's mermaid pic.

That would make me run/swim/fly as fast as I could to get away.

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by LayZ341:
 Where does everyone get this idea that Amy is so promiscuous? Just because she is so cute its assumed that she gets around.

See Amazon Women In The Mood, and Xmas Story. Actually, it might have been in the deleted scene, something along the lines:

Amy: I just wish a decent guy would call me..
Leela: what about Armando? (poss wrong name)
Amy: Which Armando?
Leela: Armando Cruise (again, not sure on name)
AMy: Which Armando CRuise?


As well as in Xmas story, when shes with that guy with the broken leg, then stops him and goes on to that other guy with a whole body cast

 

[Reply #36 on:]

Thanks HookerBot 5000, that quotes says it all about Amy (and it is a delted scene).

My vote went to Morgan on the basis that ALL BURECRATS DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL.

[Reply #37 on:]

Gonna have to go with the flow here, Michelle was the worst.

[Reply #38 on:]

 

Originally posted by *robo_puppy_girl*:
we shouldnt have anything against umbriel or amy. they were nice to fry all the time

I agree also, morgan was a bitch!

[Reply #39 on:]

Morgan was not a bich, she went with Fry for his natural slob, in fact she was nice to him apart from the fact that she wouldn't let anyone know she was with Fry, which was for professional reasons.

If anyone is a bitch it's Mitchelle, SHE SHOULD BURN!!! She used Fry, she cheated on Fry, she left Fry, then went out with him again when her relationships fizzled out, shes a two timeing bitchy slag who was bossy and controlling and possesive. DIE MITCHELLE, BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!.