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wu_konguk

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« on: 01-21-2002 15:20 »

Okey I'm wondering if you were Fry how would you go about trying to impress Leela?
Are you a hopeless romantic or just as hopeless as Fry?
Ladies are also welcome to give there input on how they would do it or what would impress them if they were Leela.
Okey I'll open the floor to suggestions.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #1 on: 01-21-2002 16:33 »

I'd say drugs or hypnosis.
AstroZombie

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« Reply #2 on: 01-21-2002 17:29 »

I'd just try and be open and honest to her about how I felt, ask her out and maybe send her flowers.

I'd just try and be myself. Theres no point in pretending your someone your not just to impress a girl. Hopefully that would be enough.

And in case you haven't guessed yet, I am a hopeless LFR

 
Nixorbo

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« Reply #3 on: 01-21-2002 17:57 »

I would move stars so that they say "I love you Leela"
VelourFog

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« Reply #4 on: 01-21-2002 17:57 »

If i were Fry, I'd bring over my baggie of massage oil, a stack of pornos and a rubber two way and just sit back and let the romance happen
FishyJoe

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« Reply #5 on: 01-21-2002 18:00 »

I would make her jealous by spending the next 20 years having lots and lots of sex with Amy.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #6 on: 01-21-2002 18:01 »

I would optomise expressionate feelings.
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« Reply #7 on: 01-22-2002 00:12 »

I would tell her that other guys are jerks for not liking her because of just having one eye, and then I'd take her out hunting or hiking or both. But that's what I'd enjoy. Fry would probably end up dead pretty quick with hiking and guns and leela.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #8 on: 01-22-2002 00:53 »

I'm tempted to move this to Human Resources . . .
DrThunder88

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« Reply #9 on: 01-22-2002 02:59 »

That'd really melt her heart, Nix.  "I moved the threads themselves to write her a love note in the sky."
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #10 on: 01-22-2002 06:28 »

Heh, I'd just end up at the pub, if  she came along, great. If she didn't come, I'd find some other nearly-human sexxy female to hit on  flirt

1. Leela comes drinking - Imppress her with Alcohol-retention abilities

2. Leela won't come drinking - Pick up some other hot chick, and make her jealous. Once she has a burning hatred of the other girl, she will come to me.

Realistically: II'm about as mature and sensitive as Fry with Benders sense of mmoral values. I;d not have a chance.
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« Reply #11 on: 01-22-2002 09:49 »

Give Leela the best sex she ever have :P

Maybe she needs to get laid more.

wu_konguk

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« Reply #12 on: 01-22-2002 10:06 »

Okey but how do you propose you get her into bed in the first place otherwise it's called rape and that ain't good.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #13 on: 01-22-2002 17:21 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2002 17:21 by totalnerduk »

The Zapper did it. Theoretically, that means we are ALL in with a chance of getting her into bed.

The Question:

Would you leave the bed alive once your deception was discovered?
Venus

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« Reply #14 on: 01-22-2002 18:01 »

sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.
diagnostic

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« Reply #15 on: 01-23-2002 02:08 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:
sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.
it does?  flirt ::gets a pen and paper::
 

 
DrThunder88

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« Reply #16 on: 01-23-2002 02:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:
sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.

You forgot un-ugliness.
wu_konguk

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« Reply #17 on: 01-23-2002 04:25 »

Mental note work on intelligence part.  roll eyes
So people are saying guilt trip works failry well  flirt .
I suppose being a gentlemen could help wine her, dine her, take her home and make her glad to be a woman.  big grin
Venus

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« Reply #18 on: 01-23-2002 16:49 »

un-ugliness helps, but its not a requirement
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« Reply #19 on: 01-23-2002 18:23 »

Probably gets your foot in the door (no double-entendre intended) more quickly than the other four.
Venus

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« Reply #20 on: 01-23-2002 18:31 »

uhhhh...well....i..yeah. your right. it does.
wu_konguk

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« Reply #21 on: 01-28-2002 04:27 »

Who? what? how?
Hmm what about size twelve boots. After all you know what the say about men with big feet. Their shoes are always more expensive or hard to find curses.
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