Who's the fattest character?

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On a scale of skinniest to fattest, who do you think is the fattest?  Here's my scale:

Skinniest: Kiff, Prof. Farnsworth, Mom, Amy, Leela, Average:  Fry, Bender, Fat: Hermes, Zapp, Scruffy, Fattest: Zoidberg.

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Zoidburg or Hermes.

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i think the fattest is bender as human or the guy that amy's parents try to set her up with {on a flight to remember} the fat guy at the buffet or Zoiderg.

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He wa a side character in 'TLOTF'.

Noticably F.A.T.   

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Scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread topics are we?

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The Slurm Queen. By FAR.

Runner up would be Human Bender in TOI2.

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Originally posted by Kryten:

Runner up would be Human Bender in TOI2.

Y'know, I still have nightmares about 'I, Meatbag'.

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that fat guy from AFTR and BITW

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Obviously Bender it actually says in Raging Bender that he is actually like hundreds of pounds of weight! So it is obvious... 

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Zapp because in Branningan begin again he wears a girdle 

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I forgot about human Bender,I'd say he's the fattest.

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Zapp Brannigan.

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IIs everyone forgetting about Bender????????? Come on its obvious......

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The Slurm Queen

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I have to go with Zapp or Hermes in that it's been pointed out that they've let themselves go

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Originally posted by Dave B.:
Obviously Bender it actually says in Raging Bender that he is actually like hundreds of pounds of weight! So it is obvious..

It says fattest Dave B. NOT heaviest. Duh that's so obvious! Bender doesn't have fat... 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah your telling me this technical mumbo jumbo, well you may have your text book knowledge... and your real diploma but I bet I have more skill in my one claw then you have in your whole carrapiss!

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*Ahem* uh hello!   I am the one with skill! And you don't have to be so mean!!!  I was nice and put a smiley face. *starts to sob* look at the smiley!!!! *sob*   

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"Duh thats so obvious" thats not mean is it lol anywho don't try and butter me up with candy!

*Chews on pills eratically*

Why allll the fighhhhtinngggg..... lol

(By the way alll a joke Zoidypoo  I would never be mean to a fellow Zoidberg enthusiast! lol  )

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I know I was joking too. I'm so happy i could just burst!!! Everyone is friends again!!!   


O.K. we are getting off topic here.

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Yeah... lol what were we talking about... something about Zoidberg and candy....? LOL

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Hmmmm had to do with fat

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lol oh yeah then in fat wise I would sayyyy ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Super Sized Zoidberg lol