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hobnail

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« on: 01-06-2002 23:17 »

We all know Bender was built in America's Heartland (Tijuana, Meh-hee-koe) so why, when he was transformed into a human on tonight's episode, did he look Hitler's Aryan poster boy instead of a true descendant of the Aztecs and the Spaniards ?
Kryten

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« Reply #1 on: 01-06-2002 23:50 »

After his binge, he looked more like the Michelin Man.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #2 on: 01-07-2002 00:22 »

Stay Puft Marshmellow Man, in my opinion.  In the end does it really matter what he looks like?
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #3 on: 01-30-2002 06:57 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2002 00:00 »

You don`t know where his parents where from

his father could be a German can of beer , or his mother could be a german industrial bot that was working in tijuana...and, there can be mexicans with that appeareance isn`t?

DrThunder88

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« Reply #4 on: 01-30-2002 07:45 »

Has it been implied that no white people are born in Mexico?  I would surely try to refute that.
TheReal-Fry

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« Reply #5 on: 01-30-2002 11:30 »

His mother was a industrial-robot, like the ones we use today...
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #6 on: 01-31-2002 01:28 »

Sorry, i mean BOT instead BOY, as many of you have seen my keyboard usualy sucks!!
Slavon

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« Reply #7 on: 01-31-2002 12:47 »

...or maybe the Fansworth's machine has some bugs and doesn't connect the appearance with the place of birth.
impact

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« Reply #8 on: 01-31-2002 14:28 »

... or maybe hobnail is a racist jerk...
Bender-1729
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« Reply #9 on: 01-31-2002 15:39 »

...or maybe it doesn't care :-) :-)
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #10 on: 01-31-2002 17:01 »


Farnsworth machine is plenty of failures!

In AOI1 we saw many big mistakes, like Leela working in PE (when she didn`t know Fry or Bender....)

or Farnsworth giving PE to Leela (when he created Cubbert for that)

or Universe being destroyed ... etc
Nixorbo

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« Reply #11 on: 01-31-2002 17:08 »

Yeah, really now, it's the What-if machine - it's not worth the gold it's made of!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #12 on: 02-01-2002 06:47 »

True, it's not the 'What-Will' or "What-Would' machine.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #13 on: 02-03-2002 07:42 »

More like just a "WHAT?!?!" machine really.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #14 on: 02-08-2002 05:26 »

i would call that machine the "What the hell???.." machine
Oni Zyxer

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« Reply #15 on: 02-21-2002 08:05 »

does human bender look anything like john dimaggio? if so, thats your answer right there.
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« Reply #16 on: 02-21-2002 13:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Oni Zyxer:
does human bender look anything like john dimaggio? if so, thats your answer right there.

No, not really.


BrainSluggo

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« Reply #17 on: 02-24-2002 16:50 »

C'mon guys, the whole "reverse fossilization" idea is hoo-hah anyway. If it worked as described, Bender--and the toaster--would have returned to the various partial sources of the minerals and metals of which they were composed. Human Bender, if the process was altered to convert metal to flesh and bone, would've died instantly from all the plastic, rubber, and other compounds that he contains which would've been unaffected by (reverse) fossilization.

BUT WHY GET TECHNICAL? Most of the science in "Futurama" is bullpoop; it's supposed to be. It's funny.

Bender turned into a white guy because white guys can act like that on TV and it's still okay. Woo! Woo! Woooooo! Wooo...

"Heed your own advice once in a while and you won't come over as such an arrogant pr*ck."
Allen

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« Reply #18 on: 02-24-2002 17:04 »

I didn't get to see Human Bender because they had to talk about football for 15 minutes
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #19 on: 02-27-2002 21:49 »

Well, some things are more important than "Futurama."
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(snicker)
BWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! I'M SO FULL OF S*** IT HURTS!! AHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!
Allen

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« Reply #20 on: 02-27-2002 21:55 »

 laff Now NEVER say that again! smile
Just Chris

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« Reply #21 on: 02-28-2002 23:42 »

Some Volkswagens are made in Mexico. I think that alone justifies Bender's appearance.
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #22 on: 02-28-2002 23:58 »

There is no television without Futurama!!!  Take that FOX (and NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, UPN, WB ,et all)../
Kryten

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« Reply #23 on: 03-01-2002 02:31 »

 
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Originally posted by meisterPOOP:
There is no television without Futurama!!!  Take that FOX (and NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, UPN, WB ,et all)../

Guess all that TV I watch is just a figment of my imagination.

Allen

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« Reply #24 on: 03-01-2002 17:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Guess all that TV I watch is just a figment of my imagination.

Yeah, isn't everything? tongue
Shadowstar

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« Reply #25 on: 03-01-2002 19:12 »

Bender: Let's take a road trip to Tijuana and get Fatbot some action.
Fatbot: It's my first time, I'm really nervous. [knaws on picture of the Dean.]
Dean: ROBOT HOUSE!!!
JoJo

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« Reply #26 on: 03-03-2002 12:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-09-2002 00:00 »

     
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Originally posted by Javier Lopez:

...his mother could be a german industrial bot that was working in tijuana...


yep , your right Javier Lopez, look at the xmas card bender got from his mommy in 'xmas story'

You were right Fry.
From now on Iím going to bend what I want, when I want, who I want!
Iím unstoppable!
futuramafanboy

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« Reply #27 on: 03-29-2011 02:48 »

bender is mexican
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #28 on: 03-29-2011 03:29 »

*APPLAUSE*


Xanfor

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« Reply #29 on: 03-29-2011 05:57 »

I thought he was Danish. Although I could be thinking about Svip...
futurefreak

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« Reply #30 on: 03-29-2011 07:59 »

You mean they're not one and the same? wtf?

Big white guys who party are "funny". Big mexican guys who do the same are celebearating their newest gang initiation. Got it? no no

Oh Bear's not even here. I wasted a good bear pun for nothing frown  
Xanfor

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« Reply #31 on: 03-29-2011 08:57 »

In the old days, the punishment for wasting a good pun was dismembearment. no no
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