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H. G. Blob

Professor
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« on: 08-27-2005 23:24 »

You know what to do.

Mom: I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.


Mom: Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!! (Deleted scene in Raging Bender)

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 08-27-2005 23:29 »

Yeah, I have to agree with that one too.

Mom: I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.
Dan1248

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 08-28-2005 03:13 »
« Last Edit on: 08-30-2005 00:00 »

Mom quotes aren't really that good, they suck.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 08-28-2005 04:16 »

Then don't post Dan.

Mom: Move your friggin hoof you goat!!

I'll tell you what. I'll accept their apoligy when they kiss my ass, which I don't have.
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 08-28-2005 13:31 »

Mom: Jam a ***tard in it you crap! (even Tress herself like that one)
parasite?

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 08-28-2005 22:27 »

Crapspackle!
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 08-29-2005 03:13 »

My favourite id definetly that one from the Raging Bender deleted scene.
"Make that Bitch Your Bitch You Bastard!"
Generic Zombie

Crustacean
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« Reply #7 on: 08-30-2005 15:29 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JDB:
"Make that Bitch Your Bitch You Bastard!"
Brilliant
got another, along the lines of "Cram a bastard in it you crap"

How'd they ever get away with it?
frybend

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 09-01-2005 00:51 »

her comin on to farnsworth   puke
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 09-01-2005 09:52 »


 
Quote
Originally posted by JDB:
"Make that Bitch Your Bitch You Bastard!"

[scruffy] second [/scruffy]

BIG RED

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #10 on: 09-01-2005 10:32 »



You wanna get adopted you little skank?

Loved that one...
GearShift

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #11 on: 09-01-2005 13:15 »

Cram a ***tard in it u crap!
Generic Zombie

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 09-03-2005 03:30 »

Mom:You call that a Ham, (to sons) Shemp ,retaliate
Shemp:Um, uh
Mom: THey ll retaliate you idiot

Mom:Fly my pretties, Fly
Shemp:But mommy, you promised you'd bake monkey cake today
Mom: By Monkey cake I meant your ass
(Triple slap)
RS 2thou

Urban Legend
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« Reply #13 on: 09-03-2005 07:21 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2005 07:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by GearShift:
Cram a ***tard in it u crap!

You stole my fav mom line.
hotrod zoidberg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 09-08-2005 07:30 »

definatlr cram a bastard in it you crap
o shove a big ol' melon it it i'm talking
mom is such a gr8 character
Worble

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #15 on: 09-09-2005 12:54 »

The best sound she makes is the triple slap, thats the funniest sound but along the lines of quotes is...

'I SWEAR I'LL JAM A SQUIRREL IN HIM' followed by Yaaa *throws photo*

HYPERCHICKEN ARE ANIMALS TOO YOU KNOW
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 09-09-2005 15:56 »

Does slapping her 3 'sons' count as a Mom line? If it does, than its my fave  smile
Worble

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 09-09-2005 16:38 »

I would count it, if it was my thread.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #18 on: 09-10-2005 00:17 »

Not to butt in on your newbie fun, but we already have a Mom Quote thread. This one needs to be closed.
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/11-000524/

Just bump it to add your comments to that thread.

MODS!
I Dated A Robot

Crustacean
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« Reply #19 on: 09-20-2005 19:30 »

"Turtle squirts!"

"Moose drip!" 

 laff
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