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FRY~$$$

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« on: 05-12-2005 19:15 »

Post what you think would happen if bender was starship captain which episodes would change
spaulding

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« Reply #1 on: 05-12-2005 21:49 »

well seeing he doesnt know how to drive the probably all would have died in the first episode
LayZ341

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« Reply #2 on: 05-12-2005 22:17 »

Bender was captain in the "Birdbot of Ice-Catraz".  He just bossed everyone around and crashed the ship, so I'm assuming the episodes would be similar to that.
Rage Dump

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« Reply #3 on: 05-12-2005 23:11 »

Jicannon

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« Reply #4 on: 05-13-2005 00:28 »

Why don't you watch Birdbot of Ice-Catraz?
winna

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« Reply #5 on: 05-13-2005 00:37 »

I think I'd get laid more often if bender were starship captain.
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #6 on: 05-13-2005 02:08 »

LayZ341: The only reason he crashed, was because he was sober. Assuming he kept drinking over or at the legal limit, he would be pretty good.
Andy1234

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« Reply #7 on: 05-13-2005 02:42 »

and the only reason he was sober is because fry got up and left the "capatains 'table'"
Teral

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« Reply #8 on: 05-13-2005 02:53 »

and the only reason Fry got up and left was because Bender acted like a bossy jerk.

So LayZ341's theory has been validated.
Harry Sach

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« Reply #9 on: 05-13-2005 03:01 »

Some killing would occur, all humans would be involved. That's all I'm saying.

RS 2thou

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« Reply #10 on: 05-13-2005 05:36 »

Every one would die mysterious deaths and go through more crews than anyone else
Meerkat

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« Reply #11 on: 05-13-2005 06:59 »

Yeah, they'd all be dead...
FRY~$$$

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« Reply #12 on: 05-13-2005 19:10 »

Do you think bender would be dead, or he would just kill everyone?
winna

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« Reply #13 on: 05-13-2005 22:53 »

Either way... I'd still probably be getting laid more often.....

Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em... I'm a whale biolojizzt.
Andy1234

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« Reply #14 on: 05-14-2005 05:50 »

maybe they should have had bender having to be capatin more often,

winna, the way biologist is spelt is... the way i've just spelt it.  :p
Grim

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« Reply #15 on: 05-15-2005 08:55 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
Either way... I'd still probably be getting laid more often.....

Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em... I'm a whale biolojizzt.

Nah I think they only way you'll get laid more is if that mysterious number 9 guy from season 1 became captain
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #16 on: 05-16-2005 19:12 »

There is an episode like that!  It's called, "The Bird-Bot of Ice-Catraz!"  It's really funny!
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #17 on: 05-21-2005 15:24 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
I'm a whale biolojizzt.


Way to spell Winna.  :laff:

Anyways, if Bender was Captain for longer than he was in BBOIC everyone would be dead by now.
HellsCream

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« Reply #18 on: 05-26-2005 16:20 »

I think a Fry/Hawking-hole would open and the entire universe would be destroyed... unless Al Gore's head-in-a-jar could make Leela captain again, which i doubt seeing how Bender is Bender   :laff:
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