"It's like that drug trip i saw in that movie when i was on that drug trip."
"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"
"No I'm... doesn't"
"Cram a bastard in it, you crap!"
Leela: "I've scheduled meeting my parents at that same museum at 10."
Bender: "Nine, ten...a big fat hen. The name's Bender."
"But, but,... Bender need brain... for smartmaking"
"Great cow of Moscow!"
"Give me back my floppy face!"
Lady:Sir, it's not wise or safe to be nude.
Proffesor: Ugh! You sound just like my tennis instructor!
Leela:Uhh...were you just singing?
Bender:No, I was tellin you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.