"You're going to do his laundry ?"

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You've wondered into Farnsworth's lab and discovered he's not there. Standing on the counter next to the Fing-longer, near the Smello-scope and the albino shouting gorillas' cages, is the What-if Machine; you lift the box marked "spare parts" (containing the Prof's original hip bones) off the machine's case, crank up the solid gold handle and ask, "What would a date with _____ be like ?" Your choices for the _____ are Leela and Amy. Whom would you choose and why ? What are your reasons for not choosing one of the ladies ? What would you like to have happen on the date and where would you like the date to take place ? If you would like the date to be with Edna or Mom....please don't tell us about it. 

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If I think I understand the meaning of this topic, it belongs in the Human Resource Department.  Nixorbo!  Stat!

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I'm not Nixorbo, but will I do?

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my bad - thanx !

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id like to date fry, end of discussion 

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Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies   

I would pick Amy, it would be a strictly sex date, no talking and stuff, unless it was dirty   

[ed it] didn't we already have a thread like this? [/ed it]

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Well, since it popped up again.

I'd date Leela (G'uh), Amy wouldn't even be considered.

First off to Elzar's for a dinner, afterwards I really don't know. Maybe a movie, maybe The Hip Joint.

We'd see the Earth set on the Moon from the Lunar Lander. And afterwads the sun rise in the icesculptures of Europa.

I would practice for days, and then play a holophoner tune for her (a la Fry in "Parasites lost", I wish). Afterwards the date would probably be over. And I'd be glad for an amazing first date, which would be followed up upon. But if Leele indicated there where more to come   

PS: Now if only I had a Leela icon to put on top of this.   

::looks with hope in [-mArc-]'s direction::

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I'd date Leela, but I wouldn't try to bed her on the first date.
A woman that fine you have to romance first. 

It would be the same with Amy really.

Besides...
[Zoidy]Do I ask her to mate with me now?[/Zoidy]
[Fry]Third Date! Third Date!![/Fry]

But if either of them did want to sleep with me after only knowing me for one night then I'm not complaining. 

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I'd go for the lovely Leela too, I also would not try to bed her on the first date, unless she forced the issue   

As far as why goes goes shes sooo cute, sexy , intelligent, athletic, and I just love purple.

Where, any where as long as she was there   

And anything could happen as long as she enjoyed the date   

          

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Astrozombie, you're a true romantic. Your words almost make me feel bad about clubbing you over the head and sending in myself as your replacement. 

Don't start wearing a helmet now!

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If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Oh and with bucket loads of LFR stuff in it too.

Seriously I'm having real problems resolving these two factors, but I'm sure I'll get there 

          

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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

I think it's cause you listen to Metallica a little too much...or not enough, I forget how it works with you... 

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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Maybe you're mad at something? Very dark, moody fics can be good. Don't be afraid to experiment. I'm working in some AFR into a story of mine. Just for funies and experimenting. I'm still LFR all the way through and plus I still don't know how it's going to turn out. We'll see.

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Allen, I'm mad at lots of things, also I'm just plain crazy I mean, I have this insane wish for two cartoon characters to get it together.

Its soo obvious that their perfect for each other.

It might help a little if Jerry stopped whacking Tom over the head with a frying pan though. 

And if you really believe that they are the cartoons characters I was talking about getting together, then your madder than me. 

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Originally posted by ShineyMetal@$$:
Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies   

excuse me, i dont swing that way...not yet anyway 

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Randi, you make it sound as if you are planning to one day 

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Yep, I'd go with Leela also. Where is Nixorbo anyway, move this thread!

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"His legend lives on"

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Well I love to date Bender  I just love everything about him (Not in a sexaul way) 

I just want to hang around with him and have some fun 

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Originally posted by Juliet:
Not in a sexaul way

That's a dirty lie and you know it.

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Do cats get married?

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.

Shhhh quiet! shhhh

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
Do cats get married?

Not if they can help it. See the Simpsons episode "Fear of Flying" for clarification.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.

No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to  Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...

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Originally posted by Just Chris:
 No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to    Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...

LOL