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hobnail

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« on: 11-01-2001 18:43 »

You've wondered into Farnsworth's lab and discovered he's not there. Standing on the counter next to the Fing-longer, near the Smello-scope and the albino shouting gorillas' cages, is the What-if Machine; you lift the box marked "spare parts" (containing the Prof's original hip bones) off the machine's case, crank up the solid gold handle and ask, "What would a date with _____ be like ?" Your choices for the _____ are Leela and Amy. Whom would you choose and why ? What are your reasons for not choosing one of the ladies ? What would you like to have happen on the date and where would you like the date to take place ? If you would like the date to be with Edna or Mom....please don't tell us about it.  confused
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #1 on: 11-01-2001 19:02 »

If I think I understand the meaning of this topic, it belongs in the Human Resource Department.  Nixorbo!  Stat!
Kryten

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« Reply #2 on: 11-01-2001 19:15 »

I'm not Nixorbo, but will I do?

hobnail

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« Reply #3 on: 11-01-2001 22:32 »

my bad - thanx !
futurefreak

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« Reply #4 on: 12-28-2001 19:52 »

id like to date fry, end of discussion  big grin
ShineyMetal@$$

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« Reply #5 on: 12-28-2001 20:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-28-2001 20:24 »

Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies   flirt

I would pick Amy, it would be a strictly sex date, no talking and stuff, unless it was dirty   wink

[ed it] didn't we already have a thread like this? [/ed it]
Teral

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« Reply #6 on: 12-28-2001 22:04 »

Well, since it popped up again.

I'd date Leela (G'uh), Amy wouldn't even be considered.

First off to Elzar's for a dinner, afterwards I really don't know. Maybe a movie, maybe The Hip Joint.

We'd see the Earth set on the Moon from the Lunar Lander. And afterwads the sun rise in the icesculptures of Europa.

I would practice for days, and then play a holophoner tune for her (a la Fry in "Parasites lost", I wish). Afterwards the date would probably be over. And I'd be glad for an amazing first date, which would be followed up upon. But if Leele indicated there where more to come   flirt

PS: Now if only I had a Leela icon to put on top of this.   cry

::looks with hope in [-mArc-]'s direction::

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Zed 85

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« Reply #7 on: 12-29-2001 02:45 »

I'd date Leela, but I wouldn't try to bed her on the first date.
A woman that fine you have to romance first.  love

It would be the same with Amy really.

Besides...
[Zoidy]Do I ask her to mate with me now?[/Zoidy]
[Fry]Third Date! Third Date!![/Fry]

But if either of them did want to sleep with me after only knowing me for one night then I'm not complaining.  tongue


Daniela = Pravda!
AstroZombie

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« Reply #8 on: 12-29-2001 07:15 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 07:15 »

I'd go for the lovely Leela too, I also would not try to bed her on the first date, unless she forced the issue   wink

As far as why goes goes shes sooo cute, sexy , intelligent, athletic, and I just love purple.

Where, any where as long as she was there   big grin

And anything could happen as long as she enjoyed the date   smile

 love   love   love   love
Allen

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« Reply #9 on: 12-29-2001 12:52 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 12:52 »

Astrozombie, you're a true romantic. Your words almost make me feel bad about clubbing you over the head and sending in myself as your replacement.  big grin

Don't start wearing a helmet now!
AstroZombie

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« Reply #10 on: 12-29-2001 15:07 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 15:07 »

If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Oh and with bucket loads of LFR stuff in it too.

Seriously I'm having real problems resolving these two factors, but I'm sure I'll get there  wink

   love    love    love
nasteve

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« Reply #11 on: 12-29-2001 18:41 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

I think it's cause you listen to Metallica a little too much...or not enough, I forget how it works with you...  smile
Allen

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« Reply #12 on: 12-29-2001 23:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2001 00:00 by Nixorbo »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Maybe you're mad at something? Very dark, moody fics can be good. Don't be afraid to experiment. I'm working in some AFR into a story of mine. Just for funies and experimenting. I'm still LFR all the way through and plus I still don't know how it's going to turn out. We'll see.

AstroZombie

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« Reply #13 on: 12-30-2001 09:38 »

Allen, I'm mad at lots of things, also I'm just plain crazy I mean, I have this insane wish for two cartoon characters to get it together.

Its soo obvious that their perfect for each other.

It might help a little if Jerry stopped whacking Tom over the head with a frying pan though.  tongue

And if you really believe that they are the cartoons characters I was talking about getting together, then your madder than me.  big grin

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« Reply #14 on: 12-30-2001 23:13 »

 
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Originally posted by ShineyMetal@$$:
Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies    flirt

excuse me, i dont swing that way...not yet anyway  wink

Tweek

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« Reply #15 on: 12-31-2001 09:13 »

Randi, you make it sound as if you are planning to one day  tongue
Shadowstar

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« Reply #16 on: 12-31-2001 11:53 »

Yep, I'd go with Leela also. Where is Nixorbo anyway, move this thread!
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #17 on: 12-31-2001 12:53 »

"His legend lives on"
Juliet

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« Reply #18 on: 12-31-2001 18:30 »

Well I love to date Bender  smile I just love everything about him (Not in a sexaul way)  love

I just want to hang around with him and have some fun  smile

Nixorbo

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« Reply #19 on: 01-01-2002 13:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Not in a sexaul way

That's a dirty lie and you know it.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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KENNEDY

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« Reply #20 on: 01-01-2002 14:29 »

Do cats get married?
Juliet

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« Reply #21 on: 01-01-2002 15:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.



Shhhh quiet! shhhh

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #22 on: 01-01-2002 16:18 »

 
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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
Do cats get married?

Not if they can help it. See the Simpsons episode "Fear of Flying" for clarification.

Just Chris

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« Reply #23 on: 01-02-2002 01:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.


No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to  wink Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...
Juliet

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« Reply #24 on: 01-03-2002 16:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
 No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to   wink Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...

LOL


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