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winna

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« on: 11-13-2004 07:32 »

had sex with one other person on the show, who would it be and why?  Also, this topic can include cross gender, cross species, cross metalloid robotic human relationships...
Rage Dump

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« Reply #1 on: 11-13-2004 07:47 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 07:47 »

It'd be his parallel-self, or amy, if he loved his fans enough.
jerkberg

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« Reply #2 on: 11-13-2004 09:24 »

or flexo
Wooter

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« Reply #3 on: 11-13-2004 09:42 »

Bender+Zoidberg=Marvin the manicaly depressed robot.
kiffan

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« Reply #4 on: 11-13-2004 18:22 »

most likely: a radiator
most FUNNY: MOM
hehehe, an oedipel bender  wink
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #5 on: 11-13-2004 19:55 »

Was this inspired by my post in that "Who would you like to bring to life" thread?

It'd be his parallel-self, or amy, if he loved his fans enough.

I saw a picture like that on the net one time when I googled "Futurama" under images. From now on it's safe search settings for me.
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« Reply #6 on: 11-13-2004 20:11 »

It would worry me if a human had sex with a robot. Whenever robots have sex, there seems to be a lot of sparks involved.
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« Reply #7 on: 11-13-2004 20:15 »
« Last Edit on: 11-13-2004 20:15 »

Not always, think about your Ultravibe 3000.    tongue

Yeah, I've seen enough futurama porn to last me a lifetime*, of what I have seen, either leela or amy, but I recetly did see Zoidy with amy and leela. And the baby would be Bendo, the beaten, abused robo-baby.

*lifetime: Usually consists of about a week for me.
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« Reply #8 on: 11-13-2004 22:30 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
had sex with one other person on the show, who would it be and why?  Also, this topic can include cross gender, cross species, cross metalloid robotic human relationships...

You got metal fever boy! Metal fever!
airbagfailure

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« Reply #9 on: 11-14-2004 06:51 »
« Last Edit on: 11-14-2004 06:51 »

i wasn't even aware bender HAD a penis...  is it a detachable accessory?
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« Reply #10 on: 11-14-2004 06:58 »

 
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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
i wasn't even aware bender HAD a penis...  is it a detachable accessory?

Perhpas it's his antenna? (Thinking of AOI II, when Bender said it 'moved')  wink
airbagfailure

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« Reply #11 on: 11-14-2004 07:04 »

err..i won't even THINK about the mechanics of that theory...
winna

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« Reply #12 on: 11-14-2004 08:19 »

I think his fingers can be used as dildos in case of an emergency...
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« Reply #13 on: 11-14-2004 12:24 »

This thread is stupid and your answers suck. Bender already been with some fembots in the show is enough right?

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airbagfailure

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« Reply #14 on: 11-14-2004 15:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-14-2004 15:57 »

I honestly don't understand why you come here juliet.. you seem to hate everything and almost everyone... if you don't like it.. don't read it? sheesh...
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #15 on: 11-15-2004 16:10 »
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for once i agree with airbagfailure! and my god you actually search for Futurama porn? you guys have serisous issues! im sending my phycaritry bill to you cus you got the thought of robot porn in my head! ewwwwww   big grin
winna

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« Reply #16 on: 11-15-2004 16:18 »

You want the link?
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #17 on: 11-15-2004 16:36 »

yes please!  flirt
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« Reply #18 on: 11-15-2004 16:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Dr.Jerkbird:
for once i agree with airbagfailure! and my god you actually search for Futurama porn? you guys have serisous issues! im sending my phycaritry bill to you cus you got the thought of robot porn in my head! ewwwwww    big grin


You idiot. Read my lips. I-googled-futurama-under-images.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #19 on: 11-16-2004 02:14 »

Yeah i know i meant you were thinking about it etc
not just you but others
airbagfailure

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« Reply #20 on: 11-16-2004 03:51 »

I didn't search for futurama porn.... this time....
Yuki_in_space

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« Reply #21 on: 11-16-2004 05:10 »

Futurama porn? What's going on? Hold me...

P.S. I like your new Avy Airbagfailure. That cartoon seriously warped my life.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #22 on: 11-16-2004 15:52 »

yuki... yeah it warped my life too...i long for the day to own it all on dvd....*sigh*... damn these rare cartoons.... *shakes fist*... the shorts were the best though....
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« Reply #23 on: 11-16-2004 19:23 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2004 19:23 »

Lucy Lui?  confused
M0le

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« Reply #24 on: 11-16-2004 20:36 »

It's the Umbriel vs Edna thread again... except dirtier....
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #25 on: 11-16-2004 21:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Dr.Jerkbird:
Yeah i know i meant you were thinking about it etc
not just you but others


Are you saying I had it mind when I googled Futurama?
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #26 on: 11-17-2004 02:11 »

I dont know what i mean anyomre!
airbagfailure

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« Reply #27 on: 11-17-2004 07:51 »

Lucy lui didn't have a body for him to plunder anyway...
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