If Bender...

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had sex with one other person on the show, who would it be and why?  Also, this topic can include cross gender, cross species, cross metalloid robotic human relationships...

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It'd be his parallel-self, or amy, if he loved his fans enough.

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or flexo

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Bender+Zoidberg=Marvin the manicaly depressed robot.

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most likely: a radiator
most FUNNY: MOM
hehehe, an oedipel bender 

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Was this inspired by my post in that "Who would you like to bring to life" thread?

It'd be his parallel-self, or amy, if he loved his fans enough.

I saw a picture like that on the net one time when I googled "Futurama" under images. From now on it's safe search settings for me.

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It would worry me if a human had sex with a robot. Whenever robots have sex, there seems to be a lot of sparks involved.

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Not always, think about your Ultravibe 3000.   

Yeah, I've seen enough futurama porn to last me a lifetime*, of what I have seen, either leela or amy, but I recetly did see Zoidy with amy and leela. And the baby would be Bendo, the beaten, abused robo-baby.

*lifetime: Usually consists of about a week for me.

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Originally posted by winna:
had sex with one other person on the show, who would it be and why?  Also, this topic can include cross gender, cross species, cross metalloid robotic human relationships...

You got metal fever boy! Metal fever!

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i wasn't even aware bender HAD a penis...  is it a detachable accessory?

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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
i wasn't even aware bender HAD a penis...  is it a detachable accessory?

Perhpas it's his antenna? (Thinking of AOI II, when Bender said it 'moved') 

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err..i won't even THINK about the mechanics of that theory...

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I think his fingers can be used as dildos in case of an emergency...

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This thread is stupid and your answers suck. Bender already been with some fembots in the show is enough right?

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I honestly don't understand why you come here juliet.. you seem to hate everything and almost everyone... if you don't like it.. don't read it? sheesh...

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for once i agree with airbagfailure! and my god you actually search for Futurama porn? you guys have serisous issues! im sending my phycaritry bill to you cus you got the thought of robot porn in my head! ewwwwww   

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You want the link?

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yes please! 

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Originally posted by Dr.Jerkbird:
for once i agree with airbagfailure! and my god you actually search for Futurama porn? you guys have serisous issues! im sending my phycaritry bill to you cus you got the thought of robot porn in my head! ewwwwww   

You idiot. Read my lips. I-googled-futurama-under-images.

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Yeah i know i meant you were thinking about it etc
not just you but others

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I didn't search for futurama porn.... this time....

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Futurama porn? What's going on? Hold me...

P.S. I like your new Avy Airbagfailure. That cartoon seriously warped my life.

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yuki... yeah it warped my life too...i long for the day to own it all on dvd....*sigh*... damn these rare cartoons.... *shakes fist*... the shorts were the best though....

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Lucy Lui? 

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It's the Umbriel vs Edna thread again... except dirtier....

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Originally posted by Dr.Jerkbird:
Yeah i know i meant you were thinking about it etc
not just you but others

Are you saying I had it mind when I googled Futurama?

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I dont know what i mean anyomre!

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Lucy lui didn't have a body for him to plunder anyway...