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PEE Poll: Damn, Zoidberg is Sexy
Scat/Pee   -1 (16.7%)
Necrophilia   -1 (16.7%)
In the Back (wink, wink)   -0 (0%)
Bondage   -2 (33.3%)
Role-Playing   -0 (0%)
Voyeur  (Perve)   -0 (0%)
Just Plain Regular Sex   -0 (0%)
Other   -1 (16.7%)
I don't care! ANYTHING!   -0 (0%)
Zoidberg? I'm a narrow-minded bigot. NO!   -1 (16.7%)
Total Voters: 6

OC_James

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« on: 10-30-2004 01:06 »

As those of you who read my fanfic know, I'm quite fond of the little decapod and I was wondering what fetish everyone's favorite fantasy involving Zoidberg would have.

Me? Necrophilia (duh, it's in the fanfic too).
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #1 on: 10-30-2004 01:08 »

Zoidy want pissing porn! Zoidy want pissing porn NOW!
Logan Fils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #2 on: 10-30-2004 01:16 »

Bondage, but only the really heavy stuff. Zoidberg could wear bare assed chaps and one of those zipper masks while he put clamps on my nipples and beat me with paddles.
Beamer

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« Reply #3 on: 10-30-2004 01:18 »

I voted for 10. But not because I'm a narrow-minded bigot, I'm just not into lobsters. Give me Farnsworth any day.  wink
airbagfailure

Space Pope
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« Reply #4 on: 10-30-2004 01:23 »

ooh... go the bondage... imagine what he could do with his little mouthy meaty thingies when he's got me all tied up and vulnerable...
weeeeeeee......
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #5 on: 10-30-2004 01:26 »

I voted "other."  And by other, I meant "WTF."  And by "WTF" I meant "What the fuck?"

Ah, we have weirder polls...
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #6 on: 10-30-2004 01:28 »

 
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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
ooh... go the bondage... imagine what he could do with his little mouthy meaty thingies when he's got me all tied up and vulnerable...
weeeeeeee......

I think I've fallen in love with you for that post. Really.

It's the most disgustingly erotic thing that I've ever seen a girl (excluding FemJesse, but she's different) post here.
OC_James

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« Reply #7 on: 10-30-2004 01:31 »

This makes me want to give out the URL for that Zoidberg porn site, with all the Zoidy fans here, but that's just not proper considering this site's supposed to be work safe.
Maybe you could get a hold of it through the "fight club" station.

Also, bondage is a great choice, but I'd rather have Zoidberg the one tied up and whipped instead of me. Sad thing is, I don't think he'd be up for it.  frown
airbagfailure

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« Reply #8 on: 10-30-2004 01:33 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2004 01:33 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 I think I've fallen in love with you for that post. Really.

It's the most disgustingly erotic thing that I've ever seen a girl (excluding FemJesse, but she's different) post here.


*tips hat* well..what can i say..
now you've gone and made me blush!
Logan Fils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 10-30-2004 01:42 »
« Last Edit on: 10-30-2004 01:42 »

 
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Originally posted by OC_James:
Also, bondage is a great choice, but I'd rather have Zoidberg the one tied up and whipped instead of me. Sad thing is, I don't think he'd be up for it.    frown

After years of being stomped on Zoidberg's dom side would probably show. "It is Zoidbergs' turn to be the butt plugger! Not the butt pluggee!"

Unless, he acutally likes being the sub?
"Ooh, do it to me again Hermes. I have been a bad lobster that deserves to be punished in the most obscene and humiliating ways."

Nasty, but strangely intriguing.

Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #10 on: 10-30-2004 02:26 »

Oh my God.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #11 on: 10-30-2004 02:29 »

You worry me.
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