Earth Votes '04

[Reply #40 on:]

i would like to openly state that i voted for MOM... because MOM says cool words like "sluts" "skanks" and "bastard"..
hooray!... pitty she won't win..
DAMN YOU ALL!

[Reply #41 on:]

Me too. "SHove a crap in it you bastard!"
What the hell does that even mean?

[Reply #42 on:]

Nothing, it was "Shove a bastard in it you crap!" which of course makes complete sense.

[Reply #43 on:]

The Independent Party candidates sure are hot this year. Maybe one of the hottest presidents. Although that Taft sure was a looker...

[Reply #44 on:]

I'll vote for the Evil Party. At least you can always rely on them. To be evil that is.

[Reply #45 on:]

Independents, they're hott with two T's! And y'know... They're hott!

[Reply #46 on:]

I made a write in for Calculon and Boxy. Everyone knows movie stars make the best politicians.

[Reply #47 on:]

I voted for evil.  Richard Nixon was the best US president evAr!

[Reply #48 on:]

Wahoo! I was really bored, so I had the lovely Kyle the Great make some scans... From which I made some banners.





 

[Reply #49 on:]

Perhaps a late sympathy vote for Zoiberg, because he's so "thuper."
Question, what's with Mom's lack of running partner? Wouldn't it make her look better to be teamed up with someone as sweet and loveable as she is (in public, anyway)? I nominate Wernstrom.

[Reply #50 on:]

MOM doesn't have the patience for a runningmate.  Also, she wins anyway if the Republicans or the Evil Party win.

[Reply #51 on:]

I can't sleep, so why not voting   

And while I'm on it...
(pimping realy old scans)


Yea, women power   

[Reply #52 on:]

 

Originally posted by hobojobo:
You know, I'd normally vote for the green party, but just as in real life, I want the most liberal party to win

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The Green party is so radical in real life is makes Democrats look like Republicans.

Why are there different choices for Green Party and Independent anyway? Isn't the Green Party an Independent party?

[Reply #53 on:]

No, the Green Party is a party. There is no Independent Party, that's the point of being independent. It's separate from party politics.

[Reply #54 on:]

Last day to vote.

Come on...you know you wanna...

Oh and vote in the U.S. elections too, if you can.

[Reply #55 on:]

This poll is a great idea!

I voted for Bender / Fry.  I guess Leela could be hired as the National Security Advisor, since she pretty much kicks anybody's ass.  But if I could cheat, I'd vote once for Bender/Fry, and once for Leela/Amy.

[Reply #56 on:]

I voted for the Bender and Fry, only because they are Democrats.

[Reply #57 on:]

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
[Nude Independants]
Yea, women power     

Now that's a campaign ad!

[Reply #58 on:]

Go Democrats!! vote for fry and bender!!

[Reply #59 on:]

Going with the crowd- Independants!

[Reply #60 on:]

 

Originally posted by Jaswahhihi:
Going with the crowd- Independants!

This is the only partisan national election in history where that makes sense.

I just realized something though...if I'm running this like an American election, and no one has a majority, the House of Representatives gets to pick the winner.  The question is who's the House of Representatives for this poll?

POLLS NOW CLOSE AT 3:00am Eastern Standard Time (that's 2am real time and midnight poser Californian time.)  I'll be out drinking until around then, so I won't be able to tally until I get home.

[Reply #61 on:]

Alright, apologies for the double post, but I figure I'd better give the official results.

Top 3:
Turanga Leela and Amy Wong (I): 41% of the vote
Bender B. Rodriguez and Philip J. Fry (D): 28% of the vote
Richard M. Nixon and The Robot Devil (E): 8% of the vote

I so wanted to just declare the Evil Party the winners.  I mean, evil always wins in politics.  But I just couldn't do that to my favorite character.  Also, I can repost this picture:



VICTORY FOR PRESIDENT TURANGA LEELA AND VICE PRESIDENT AMY WONG!

Mods, feel free to lock this around Friday, or when people stop posting.  I don't want newbs to bump this.  I'll now have to associate this with unpleasant memories...

[Reply #62 on:]

I voted late, but i voted for Leela & Amy.

also will bump the thread to get mods attention.

[Reply #63 on:]

Well, too bad we seem to be ignoring any votes we get late in this country.  Even legally cast provisional and absentee ballots.  Also, every time this thread gets bumped, some bastard puts another one right over it *mind boggles at ooy's inconsistency*.

In conclusion: Please lockinate, oh masters of the banstick.

[Reply #64 on:]

That was uncalled for...