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Teral
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And letting him die drunk, with a bottle in his hand is just too friendly. But Leela should have some part in his horrible death. Thoose remarks he made at her in "A Clone of my Own" was totally uncalled for. That little bedwetting bastard. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, makes fun of Leela and gets away with it. Maybe she could use Cubert for batting practice, before a blernsball-match. Now that would be must-see-tv.
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AstroZombie
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Teral's right, he made fun of Leela, he must suffer the consequences How about we stick a starving rat up his ass and let it eat its way out? or we take the little bastard out into a desert and knee cap him leaving him to die a slow, thirsty death, Or we could just set him on fire.
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Nixorbo
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Give him sonic diarrhea
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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We could call Moe and tell him it is Cubert who have made all thoose prank calls to his tavern. Moe does have some very interesting (to say the least) ideas about killing someone slowly and painful.
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3fingercharlie
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Drop a piano on him, the little squirt! *Gets out the yellow pages* Where would I find a Baby Grand?
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Nurdbot
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Oh Infect the little S.O.B With 'The Noisy Killer'
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The Zapper
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« Reply #98 on: 12-16-2001 10:23 »
« Last Edit on: 12-16-2001 10:23 »
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I wouldn't kill him directly. i was thinking of travelling back in time and feeding baby cubert in his first tube with some somatotrophic hormones so he'd be crushed in the tube. somebody got more ideas? maybe programming a recursive error in his DNA to kill him before he opens his mouth for the first time to speak his stupid words. greetings a lonely captain on his heart-shaped, pink bed with some champagne
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meisterPOOP
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« Reply #100 on: 12-16-2001 15:23 »
« Last Edit on: 12-16-2001 15:23 »
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Originally posted by AstroZombie: [moe] I'm gonna cut off the top of your head and paint my walls with your brains[/moe] I've got a cousin who is an international specialist at Sloan-Kettering with whom I need to consult on this procedure. *Sob* I feel like a female umpire in Montreal's Olympic Stadium not in Seattle as I originally thought.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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How about letting him visit Atlanta for a couple of months. When he returns to the surface, his body will explode (like that 007 movie from a couple of years back, can't remember the title right now).
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meisterPOOP
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It is so obvious...How where did he come from and how did he get THAT office...Everytime he opens his mouth he diminishes the sphere...Not that it needs dimishing...Funny, in my experience I'd start hearing people speaking a whole new language.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Originally posted by B.Frankendorfer: May I ask, why does everyone hate Cubert? I thought he was a funny character.
We hate Cubert because he's a little bedwetting idiot, has an annoying voice, a hideous laugh, ridicules our heroes, hurt their feelings, nitpicks, is a pessimist etc. He's the Wesley Crusher of Futurama, 'nough said. Oh, I almost forgot, his biggest crime ever: HE MADE FUN OF LEELA!! Nobody, I mean NOBODY, does that, and lives to tell the tale (great scene in AOI I: click, schwiiiing, stab ) If he isn't killed off in a future episode, I'll make it my mission in life to hunt him down and kill him in the most horrible way possible: a slow descent into a black hole I should what? Calm down? Heyyy, what do you need that straitjacket for? I got it under control. I'm telling you: I got it under control!! Get your hands off me, stop that, help!!! Get that needle away from me!! Get that..ouch! I'll kill you for that, I'll..k-k-k-kiiill......yooooouuuu.............
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transgender nerd under canada
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Originally posted by B.Frankendorfer: May I ask, why does everyone hate Cubert? I thought he was a funny character.
Cubert is hated because he is CRAP. He's the embodiment of all that is obnoxious and annoying and smarmy smug sm... erm, anyone got another word beginning in sm? I did like the one Cubert line tho' The illusion is so perfect I almost forgot I was looking at a complete idiot!That was it tho. Nothing else.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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smartypant?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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Au contraire, we love the Comic Book Guy. Well, I do. (No not THAT way)
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Nixorbo
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I voted for the Robot Mafia. Just to give everyone a vote.
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Otis P Jivefunk
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When Cuberts character developes more in the future I'm sure he won't be so bad after all.
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