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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

jle1993

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« Reply #720 on: 03-06-2007 04:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2007 04:48 »

How about:
All Your Fantasies Coming True: The Cubert Death Thread V2

TOTPDeath
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #721 on: 03-06-2007 13:38 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
TOTPDeath

LMAO Genius!

I think Decapodian had a good idea with the blender, but the drinking him part isn't so good. How about we do scientific experiments on his liquid form? Such as:

What happens when we set fire to it?

What happens when we add flour to it?

What happens when we sprinkle it on roses?

What ahppens when we make jelly out of it?

What happens when fish swim in it?

That sort of thing.  evil laugh



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MrBlonde

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« Reply #722 on: 03-06-2007 14:24 »

I can't really suggest a title because I'm not witty.

I enjoy Rox's title but that's only my opinion.
jle1993

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« Reply #723 on: 03-06-2007 14:24 »

Those ideas are genius, what if we add sodium to it?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #724 on: 03-06-2007 15:10 »

that gave me an idea for a title: "francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #725 on: 03-07-2007 14:25 »

Sodium? That's a good one! How about:

What if we add Francium to it? (idea from Pazuzu!)

What if we add a strong acid to it?

What if we add a strong alkaline to it?

What if we add strawberries?

What if we evaporate it?

What if we try to set it in a mould?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #726 on: 03-07-2007 15:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2007 15:04 »

Some-one just pick before we reach page 20 with just ideas for the new page and no new page  tongue
MrBlonde

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« Reply #727 on: 03-07-2007 15:14 »

I enjoy: "Francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"
Decapodian

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« Reply #728 on: 03-07-2007 19:20 »

I reckon jle ideas the best
MrBlonde

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« Reply #729 on: 03-07-2007 19:42 »

We shove a bowling ball up his ass and then we run him over with a snow plow.
Trombonist

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« Reply #730 on: 03-07-2007 19:47 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
"francium's explosive right? Killin' Cubert II"

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Make him learn c++ programing and havre him program a torture-bot to use on him.

PazuzuJr

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« Reply #731 on: 03-08-2007 12:18 »

Make him suffer medeival tourure. That'd be funny!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #732 on: 03-08-2007 14:21 »

I like Pazuzu's thread title!  big grin

What type of Medieval torture? There were several. What about the rack?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #733 on: 03-08-2007 14:51 »

nah, not the boring old rack. we want something more painful and gory. And more origional!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #734 on: 03-08-2007 15:26 »

Before we kill him we could do that thing where his head and hands are trapped in a wooden thing and people throw rotten tomatoes at him. I know what it's called, but I really can't recall the name right now!
Decapodian

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« Reply #735 on: 03-08-2007 20:52 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
nah, not the boring old rack. we want something more painful and gory. And more origional!


How about one of those torture coffins with spikes in it? Just close it and watch the blood flow!

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PazuzuJr

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« Reply #736 on: 03-09-2007 02:41 »

That would be better! so long as it's not sound proof!  evil laugh God, i feel mean :P
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #737 on: 03-09-2007 10:18 »

All the options are a load of rubbish! Where's the "beat the crap out of him" option?
 confused
jle1993

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« Reply #738 on: 03-09-2007 10:47 »

That comes under 'other'
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #739 on: 03-09-2007 13:39 »

Just like all of these other crackpot ideas we've been coming up with! And now, for the idea of the century millenium: TICKLE HIM TO DEATH!!!

XD



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PazuzuJr

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« Reply #740 on: 03-09-2007 13:45 »

Make him live with smelly cat (friends joke) apparently that cat stinks bad. Now if only it was a kitler smelly cat.. that'd be something!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #741 on: 03-09-2007 14:25 »

Shove a SMELLY Kitler up his arse! XD
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #742 on: 03-09-2007 16:27 »

but who would get the nasty job of shoving it up?
Writer unit32

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« Reply #743 on: 03-09-2007 16:59 »

Get him bitten by a  by a spider/pig hybrid,so he will become the Stunning Spider-Ham.
Decapodian

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« Reply #744 on: 03-10-2007 05:26 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Get him bitten by a  by a spider/pig hybrid,so he will become the Stunning Spider-Ham.


How does that hurt him?

Writer unit32

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« Reply #745 on: 03-10-2007 07:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 
How does that hurt him?


He'll be a half-pig,damn it!I wouldn't want to be a half-pig...
Xanfor

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« Reply #746 on: 03-10-2007 08:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2007 08:56 »

We don't what to hurt him. We want to exterminate him.

Exterminate, exterminate!

Sine Wave

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« Reply #747 on: 03-10-2007 09:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 He'll be a half-pig,damn it!I wouldn't want to be a half-pig...

Isn't he already?
Trombonist

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« Reply #748 on: 03-10-2007 11:14 »

*shoots Xanfor*

We make him join the Earthican army and be sent to the front lines.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #749 on: 03-10-2007 12:29 »
« Last Edit on: 03-10-2007 12:29 »

Force him to teach Zapp to be normal. he will grow old and die having accomplish nothing. It'd kill him.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #750 on: 03-10-2007 14:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
We don't what to hurt him. We want to exterminate him.

Exterminate, exterminate!


Like a Dalek!



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PazuzuJr

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« Reply #751 on: 03-11-2007 14:37 »

I had an idea for the next thread - think of someone else we all really hate - it would be a bit of a change...
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #752 on: 03-11-2007 16:51 »

Hold onto that thought. I'll be back.
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