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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

PazuzuJr

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« Reply #640 on: 02-12-2007 15:19 »

What's the soup thread?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #641 on: 02-12-2007 17:02 »

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
What's the soup thread?

Only the most important thread on the entire Internet!

MrBlonde

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« Reply #642 on: 02-12-2007 19:32 »

We shove full soup cans in his eyes.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #643 on: 02-13-2007 06:45 »

^better use tomato so it looks like more BLOOD muah ha ha ha^
Writer unit32

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« Reply #644 on: 02-13-2007 12:25 »

Hmmm,I'm afraid I'm out of ideas...
Force-kill him,maybe?
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #645 on: 02-13-2007 13:21 »

Force him to commit suicide.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #646 on: 02-13-2007 14:26 »

^Wouldn't that just be murder^
Writer unit32

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« Reply #647 on: 02-13-2007 14:42 »

Put every atom of his body in a separate jar.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #648 on: 02-14-2007 05:12 »

^that might take until he's as old as farnsworth^
MrBlonde

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« Reply #649 on: 02-14-2007 14:23 »

Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #650 on: 02-14-2007 14:43 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.
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RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #651 on: 02-14-2007 14:58 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Damn right!

We ought to get someone to send Cubert an anonymous Valetine's card, so that he'll die from wondering who sent it. I didn't reallt explain that very well, I'm tired, but I hope you get what I mean.  tongue



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MrBlonde

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« Reply #652 on: 02-14-2007 15:01 »

He'll go to the ends of the earth then he would be eaten by a giant Chrlie Brown.

Glad to see people agree with me.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #653 on: 02-14-2007 15:45 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2007 15:45 »

Wait!Valentine's Day is today?...
Anyway,I wouldn't know.I don't care for it eighter(I wouldn't care,even if I wasn't single  roll eyes ).
I was only made up for emos to get a chance to write about feelings in something except their diaries.

But we got of-topic.
We should ban him from the Soup Thread.He'll have to kill himself.
Decapodian

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« Reply #654 on: 02-14-2007 19:39 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Then we burn the atom jars!


I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

Actually Hallmarkk didnt make it up.
It was originally St Velentines day celebrating what some saint did.
I dont know how it turned into the evil thing it is now.


Put Cubert in a blender and then burn the blender!
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #655 on: 02-14-2007 20:04 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2007 20:04 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
I hate fucking Valentines Day. Not because I'm single, it's because Halmark made it up and it's just a ploy for everyone to buy more cards.

No. Click to discover why you are wrong.

That said, it is a crappy excuse for greetings cards companies to get rich. But they didn't create it, and it's not a holiday. You don't get time off for it, do you?

Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong...
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #656 on: 02-15-2007 14:27 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Back to killing Cubert, that inoffensive young scamp who has done everybody so little wrong... annoying little git who's always so obnoxious.

 tongue
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #657 on: 02-15-2007 19:09 »

Don't you quote edit quote edit me, You quote arse unquote hole.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #658 on: 02-17-2007 11:28 »

Uh... Sure...
MrBlonde

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« Reply #659 on: 02-17-2007 21:58 »

We'll kill Cubert by shoving a phone down his throat.
Decapodian

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« Reply #660 on: 02-17-2007 22:57 »

Better stiil, we could shove a phonebook down there too.

A burning phonebook!!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #661 on: 02-18-2007 12:41 »

or a phonebox!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #662 on: 02-18-2007 17:45 »

Or a Banana Phone!
nautilus

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« Reply #663 on: 02-19-2007 03:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2007 03:01 »

Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL
jle1993

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« Reply #664 on: 02-19-2007 04:19 »

Stab him with a egyption dagger
Xanfor

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« Reply #665 on: 02-19-2007 07:14 »

 
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Originally posted by nautilus:
Throw him in jail or an reformatory, with just a bed, bread and water, and an exclusive ADSL service that only permits him to visit PEEL

Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.

PazuzuJr

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« Reply #666 on: 02-19-2007 11:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 Are you suicidal?

Actually, I can't understand all this Cubert hatred. Sure he's annoying, but he's also always factually correct. Thus, I suppose we put him in a box and sell him as a talking Eight ball.


But he makes every-one else feel stupid. er.
HE MUST BE DESTROYED

jle1993

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« Reply #667 on: 02-19-2007 12:40 »

Cubert is a bad example of smart people.
Decapodian

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« Reply #668 on: 02-19-2007 23:59 »

Yes he is.

Which is why we must destroy him!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #669 on: 02-21-2007 15:36 »

Exactly. He's just so damn obnoxious!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #670 on: 02-21-2007 16:09 »

We drive an ice pick through the back of his head.

I just realized that Pazuzu had the 666th post. Congrats!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #671 on: 02-21-2007 16:19 »

Thanks - backs away -  tongue

I like the ice idea - it will melt after we've killed him so there will be no evidence...
MrBlonde

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« Reply #672 on: 02-21-2007 18:10 »

An ice pick is an instrument people use to carve ice... I think.

There's no need to back away, the gun's on safety... I think.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #673 on: 02-22-2007 03:01 »

oh - i wasn't reading it right  tongue

oh well - an icicle (sp?) would work too!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #674 on: 02-22-2007 15:02 »

Talking of ice, we could get loads of it and stick him to it and then rip it off it suddenly so all his skin comes with it.  evil laugh
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #675 on: 02-22-2007 15:48 »

Or just make him lick an icicle ans when you pull it away his toungue will bleed and hurt for days whenever he tries to eat or drink (trust me - it kills) The he'll slowly starve to death
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #676 on: 02-22-2007 16:15 »

Put him in a giant toaster.It'll be fun to see him fly out of it on high speed.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #677 on: 02-22-2007 16:28 »

Nah - the toaster wouldn't do that - it feels to much love for everyone
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #678 on: 02-23-2007 14:16 »

Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.
Decapodian

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« Reply #679 on: 02-24-2007 00:24 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Destroy the toaster in front of him, then he'll die of sadness.

Errr... Okay... Explain to me again on how that would work?


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