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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

Reginleif

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #600 on: 02-04-2007 14:49 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2007 14:49 »

*Idea* OH! I change my vote! Make Zoidburg think he's his friend!  laff
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #601 on: 02-04-2007 15:02 »

1.You cant change your vote.
2.How would that kill him?
3.Zoidberg
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #602 on: 02-04-2007 15:06 »

Zoidberg would hug him to death :lol:
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #603 on: 02-05-2007 13:50 »

Or annoy him to death! XD
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #604 on: 02-05-2007 14:11 »

Or eat him since he's poor and lonley.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #605 on: 02-05-2007 15:02 »

Or gross him out to death.
Mrs. Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #606 on: 02-05-2007 17:26 »

Alright.  I'm new here, but I guess I'll join in on the fun.

Ever since I saw that annoying little twit, I've always wondered what it would be like to see him in a trap from one of the Saw movies.  A really brutal trap.

Or, I could just repeatedly stab him in the face with a hatpin.  Whatever works better.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #607 on: 02-05-2007 18:00 »

A hatpin that's awesome... Welcome to PEEL try the pancakes.

I would shove a coke bottle up his ass.
Mrs. Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #608 on: 02-05-2007 18:13 »

Thank you.  I have an unnatural adoration for pancakes.   smile

Make sure it's a flaming Coke bottle.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #609 on: 02-05-2007 18:20 »

Is that a bottle containing Flaming Coke, or an empty bottle that used to contain Flaming Coke, a Coke bottle that has been set on fire and is currently burning, a Coke bottle that is flagrantly homosexual...

...the interpretations of "Flaming Coke bottle" go on forever.

I like to think that by "Flaming Coke" you mean Coke that makes mean-spirited posts on internet forums.  tongue
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #610 on: 02-05-2007 18:36 »

Is it possible to set a Coke bottle fire?

There's only one way to find out...

I would like to jab a pen in Cubert's eye.
Mrs. Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #611 on: 02-05-2007 19:02 »

Pour honey all over him and then let the flesh-eating ants take it from there.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #612 on: 02-05-2007 19:04 »

I applaud you for being so creative in your kills... Then when he's covered in ants we stab him in the kidney!
Mrs. Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #613 on: 02-05-2007 20:20 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 20:20 »

Unfortunately, my creativity is starting to take a nosedive right now.  Lemme see.....let him slowly bleed to death with millions of strategically placed paper cuts.  Then right before he dies spray him with a fire hose filled with rubbing alcohol.

God I'm sick.  I think I need therapy.

Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire.  I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer".  For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer.  Alright.  I'm finished being a smartass now.   big grin
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #614 on: 02-05-2007 20:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2007 20:24 »

We all need therapy... That's why we're venting our rage at an animated character.
Mrs. Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #615 on: 02-05-2007 20:28 »

Good point.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #616 on: 02-06-2007 13:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Mrs. Fry:
Oh, and by the way TotalNerd...I meant flaming meaning on fire.  I know that it could be misconstrued to mean that said Coke bottle could in fact be blantantly homosexual or an Internet "flamer".
I know. I'm just a jerk.
 
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For this, I apologize and will try to make my future posts clearer.

This pleases me.

Please note the correct (lack of) capitalisation in "totalnerduk" for future use.

MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #617 on: 02-07-2007 13:58 »

Make him eat beer bottles until his throat slits from the inside.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #618 on: 02-07-2007 14:37 »

Some psycopath (sp) could be reading this thread to get pointers.

hey - why not send a psycopath (sp) to his room to scare him to death.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #619 on: 02-07-2007 14:59 »

I know many psychopaths who could do that.

We could convince him that his whole life so far has just been a hallucination of his. I am an evil hallucination, by the way. Just so you know.  wink
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #620 on: 02-07-2007 15:02 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2007 15:02 »

We make him eat lube until he dies.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #621 on: 02-07-2007 16:18 »

What's lube?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #622 on: 02-07-2007 19:21 »

 
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Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
What's lube?

Its lubricant


Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #623 on: 02-07-2007 20:49 »

We could always just get Roberto to stab him repeatedly.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #624 on: 02-08-2007 02:45 »

or have the robot devil sing him to death.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #625 on: 02-08-2007 13:02 »

he would probally fing a way tomake the robots destroy themselfs. Evil bof. How could he stop a simple gasing?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #626 on: 02-08-2007 13:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
 Its lubricant


Thanks!

We could repeatedly kick him up the arse until he dies of... Er, dies of arse-kicked-itus.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #627 on: 02-08-2007 14:05 »

this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #628 on: 02-08-2007 14:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
this is what we will do, we will revive him every time he dies, then we all get to use are ideas so there it is, bam

That already was said.
It's one of the most obvious things to say in this thread.

Anyway,we should somehow make him uncontrolably vomit until he dies from it.And I'm not cleaning up the mess after that!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #629 on: 02-08-2007 15:44 »

Alternatively, we could give him uncontrollable diarrea.

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 And I'm not cleaning up the mess after that!

Seconded!



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Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #630 on: 02-08-2007 16:29 »

Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...

So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time...
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #631 on: 02-08-2007 19:23 »

Or you could throw him into the time rip you create.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #632 on: 02-09-2007 04:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Writer unit32:
Well,seriously,I think that the ultimate way is to go to the Combine Citadel,make the gravity gun super-charged and then use it to play around with Cubert's body.You,know,throw him in the ceiling and stuff like that...

So,er...I'm gonna go design a gravity gun.I'll try not to mess up the space-time continuum this time...

Hah! You think your gravity gun messud up the space time continium?
You should have seen what my Black Hole Gun did!
It creates small black holes.
Incidentally we should use that on cubert since it could turn his arms,legs and other body parts into the size and thickness of spaghetti which would kill him in a painful and non-boring way.

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #633 on: 02-09-2007 11:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-09-2007 11:01 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Or you could throw him into the time rip you create.

No,no, that's what happens when I make portal guns...Heh,that's a idea...But,anyway,last time I stopped time,I learned my lesson.I'll only buy portal guns at Aparture Sciense.    wink
Speaking of that,we should sign him up to as a test subject in the Aparture Sciense Enrichment Center.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #634 on: 02-09-2007 20:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-09-2007 20:23 »

I will when you spell science correctly..
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #635 on: 02-11-2007 10:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
I will when you spell science correctly..

I'll try,O Master of Spelling   roll eyes
leelano2

Poppler
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« Reply #636 on: 02-12-2007 07:09 »

i woudn't kill cuthbert!!!
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #637 on: 02-12-2007 13:55 »

Cuthbert? Who's Cuthbert? XD It's Cubert we all hate and want to kill!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #638 on: 02-12-2007 14:13 »

Who's Cuthbert!!! Who's Cuthbert!!! how dare you not now who Cuthbert is!! Cuthbert is Cuberts nice twin oh my yes. Cuthbert is so great there should be an 'How would you praise Cuthbert Farnsworth?'thread!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #639 on: 02-12-2007 14:52 »

 
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Originally posted by leelano2:
i woudn't kill cuthbert!!!

Banned from the soup thread!
I'm sure Birthday Clown wont mind.
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