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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #480 on: 01-09-2007 14:19 »

I would remove his eyes using a spoon and put some plastic explosives in the freed space.Then I'd perform the play 'Sleep,Sleep,Dear Bastard'.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #481 on: 01-09-2007 14:30 »

Force him to sing the soprarno part in a high pitch song untill his lungs burst and he dies, if he stops singing we zapp him with an electrified prod untill he starts again, same if he doesn't sing high enough.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #482 on: 01-09-2007 14:55 »

Bound him in one room with Donkey.They'll drive each other nuts and one day one of them will comit suicide.I only hope it wont be Donkey
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #483 on: 01-09-2007 15:00 »

I like donkey, can't we put my science teacher in and let them bore eachother to death?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #484 on: 01-09-2007 15:40 »

Fead him to my pet raptors.
Or fead him to a toaster.

PS,yeah,Donkey's the best!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #485 on: 01-09-2007 16:02 »

Rip out his eyes then through the sockets rip out little pieces of his brain until there's nothing left.
power girl07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #486 on: 01-10-2007 13:50 »

I wouldn't kill him! (He's kinda cute!)
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #487 on: 01-10-2007 14:12 »
« Last Edit on: 01-10-2007 14:12 »

 
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Originally posted by power girl07:
I wouldn't kill him! (He's kinda cute!)

   puke There is nothing more to say
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #488 on: 01-10-2007 16:48 »

... Well that was uncomfotable

Anyways tape his manhood together then rip the tape off with the "manhood" and watch him bleed to death.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #489 on: 01-11-2007 07:37 »

Cut off his manhood and shove it down his throat, forcing him to eat it
FENIX

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« Reply #490 on: 01-11-2007 08:51 »

Too small guys, too small, be creative, like a dominoe rally thing, like when he walks through a certain door, the opening of said door pulls on a length of string, cunningly attached to said string would be, say, a small peg of wood supporting a bowling ball on a wonky shelf and a wieght tied to a snare trap flipping the Prof upside down and dangles him there, while the ball is sent rolling down to the bucket at the end, weighing it down and pulling up...oh I dunno, a snooker cue that presses a button on the ceiling that makes the remote control car on the table move forward into, say, a set of dominoes, that cascade along till the final one trips a mouse trap with an alcaseltzer thingy on it sending said alcaseltzer into the fish tank, the overflow of the reaction flows over the side to two small bits of wire completing the circuit that winches a small lumberjack figure over to a thin piece of string and brings his ridiculously sharp axe down upon it letting lose a cleverly disguised battering ram the size of a greatwood (it were ingeniously disguised as a smaller battering ram) which falls on it path at the Prof but doesn't quite reach but snaps the small string holding it to the ceiling crashing through the floor and bringing up a floor board straight into the Proffesor's *ahem* manly bits with such a force as to make him sing soprano (jle1993) while forcing said *ahem* manly bits through his body and popping out his eyes alowing for Mr.Blonde and Writer Unit 32 to do their thing, then maybe later we'll feed what's left to that toaster.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #491 on: 01-11-2007 09:38 »

But we're killing Cubert not the Proffser
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #492 on: 01-11-2007 16:49 »

 
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Originally posted by FENIX:
Too small guys, too small, be creative, like a dominoe rally thing, like when he walks through a certain door, the opening of said door pulls on a length of string, cunningly attached to said string would be, say, a small peg of wood supporting a bowling ball on a wonky shelf and a wieght tied to a snare trap flipping the Prof upside down and dangles him there, while the ball is sent rolling down to the bucket at the end, weighing it down and pulling up...oh I dunno, a snooker cue that presses a button on the ceiling that makes the remote control car on the table move forward into, say, a set of dominoes, that cascade along till the final one trips a mouse trap with an alcaseltzer thingy on it sending said alcaseltzer into the fish tank, the overflow of the reaction flows over the side to two small bits of wire completing the circuit that winches a small lumberjack figure over to a thin piece of string and brings his ridiculously sharp axe down upon it letting lose a cleverly disguised battering ram the size of a greatwood (it were ingeniously disguised as a smaller battering ram) which falls on it path at the Prof but doesn't quite reach but snaps the small string holding it to the ceiling crashing through the floor and bringing up a floor board straight into the Proffesor's *ahem* manly bits with such a force as to make him sing soprano (jle1993) while forcing said *ahem* manly bits through his body and popping out his eyes alowing for Mr.Blonde and Writer Unit 32 to do their thing, then maybe later we'll feed what's left to that toaster.

You. Are. My. God!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #493 on: 01-12-2007 11:52 »

Oh man,that was so good that Fenix nearly killed the thread by finding the ultimate way to kill Cub.But actually,I think the dark matter cannon from a Strider from Half Life would be enough.It would just destroy Cubert without even leaving any blood or other things that would remind us that he existed
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #494 on: 01-12-2007 13:51 »

Ooh, that's not bad!
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #495 on: 01-12-2007 15:06 »
« Last Edit on: 01-12-2007 15:06 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Cut off his manhood and shove it down his throat, forcing him to eat it

Thats pretty sick chewing on your own, or for that matter anybody's manhood, thats some sick junk.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #496 on: 01-12-2007 23:27 »

Cutting people's personal areas up is a great thing.

Cut off his face. Nuff' said.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #497 on: 01-14-2007 05:49 »

 Cut off his head and force it down his scrotum!
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
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« Reply #498 on: 01-14-2007 10:45 »

get scruffy to ram a mop through his face.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #499 on: 01-14-2007 14:19 »

Make a monument to us,PEELers and burry Cubert alive under it.
Alx_xlA

Crustacean
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« Reply #500 on: 01-14-2007 17:24 »

It should be something like the piano method, since he is smart enough to expect something subtle like being poisoned or shot. The piano is so ovbious, he wouldn't notice it.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #501 on: 01-14-2007 17:28 »

Interesting name tou got there,Alx_xlA...usually people who say their names backwardes get send to the fifth dimension...
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #502 on: 01-14-2007 18:48 »

Trebuc... I've sent Cubert to the fifth dimension.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #503 on: 01-14-2007 21:15 »

Shoot him in the head, yes I know it's not that creative, but it'll stop the little bastard once and for all
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #504 on: 01-15-2007 02:36 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
Shoot him in the head, yes I know it's not that creative, but it'll stop the little bastard once and for all

But what if he turns into Zombie Cubert!!

Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #505 on: 01-15-2007 02:42 »

I say burry him alive under a monument to us!Or just use the dark matter cannon to destroy him.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #506 on: 01-15-2007 02:43 »

Whats a dark matter cannon?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #507 on: 01-15-2007 02:51 »

Dont exactly remember what a dark matter cannon is...
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #508 on: 01-15-2007 02:54 »

Does it shoot dark matter at people?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #509 on: 01-15-2007 02:59 »

Nope.Atleast I think so.

Kill him using Adam West's cat-thrower.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #510 on: 01-15-2007 03:15 »

Rip off his arm and sharpen it into a knife and then stab him with it. And then rip his intestines out of the knife wound and procede to hang him with them.

And while hes dieing slowly and painfully fire up the barbacue and roast his carcasse
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #511 on: 01-15-2007 12:14 »

 
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Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
  Thats pretty sick chewing on your own, or for that matter anybody's manhood, thats some sick junk.

Has anyone ever told you that you're an idiot and you dont get the point of stuff?I mean come on,BBDC,you cant critisise anything after just saying to hit Cubert.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #512 on: 01-15-2007 14:02 »

Base ball bats are un-creative unless it's a base ball bat with barbed wire and snakes on it...
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #513 on: 01-15-2007 15:07 »

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Base ball bats are un-creative unless it's a base ball bat with barbed wire and snakes on it...

Baseball bats aren't that bad, you've just gotta stick it up his behind!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #514 on: 01-15-2007 15:09 »

But would that kill him... Before you stick it up his ass light it on fire.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #515 on: 01-15-2007 22:11 »

The baseball bat idea is good if the bat is 3 metres high, extremely sharp, set on fire, made of iron, wreathed with barbed wire, embedded with bits of glass, has deadly weapons hanging off it and has a small nuclear warhead in the tip of the bat.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #516 on: 01-16-2007 13:53 »

Now that's a good idea!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #517 on: 01-16-2007 14:42 »

Also,a baseball is good when there also is some plastic explosives and a detonator.
Shrimpo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #518 on: 01-16-2007 15:02 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2007 15:02 »

A Cubert Clone battle would be the best!!!

Now that's a show i'd pay too see!!!   smile

I also like Decapodian's idea!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #519 on: 01-16-2007 15:12 »

i think we should take a page from the itchy and scrathy book. i personally like the idea of killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him,killing him, cloning him etc. we could see him suffer forever!!
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